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Well guys, my wife is pregnant.....

 
Lil Miss Trouble

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Congrats BLB!
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baby bump!

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01/25/2011 12:39 PM
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Thank you guys for the well wishes.
GLP'S SUPERHERO
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01/26/2011 12:28 AM
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twirltwirltwirltwirl
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little left boob

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bighugs

cheer mrs. boob!

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01/26/2011 12:46 AM
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congratulations to you and Mrs Boob

soon we can have a competition to guess the date and weight of above mentioned baby and then we can all pick names

My first name guess would be
Felicity Fairnsworth Bottomly the third

So I guess that will be 7 billion and one then LOL
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01/26/2011 12:49 AM
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CONGRATULATIONS!!! I take it this is your first? Don't be scared! They may look fragile but they come out pretty tough! (We even had twins born 2 months early and they were feisty as heck!) 3 babies survived my husband and me and we had NO idea what we were doing!...STILL DON'T but they are still breathing after 10 and 8 years so we must be doing something right! hehe

Word of parenting advice...Just do your best and be sure you save up enough money for their therapy when you're done! GOOD LUCK!

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01/26/2011 12:52 AM
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Terrific News. You will train them up right in a crazy world and we might have hope for the future.
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01/26/2011 01:02 AM
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Be the best dad you can be OP. Never abandon your responsbility as a father. Otherwise, you'll be paying emotionally and financially for the rest of YOUR natural life.

Best of luck to you and congratulations. Now your work REALLY begins. pump2
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when is the little nipple due?
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Maybe your handle should be

BigLeftNut.
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Congratulations!!
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01/26/2011 01:25 AM
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Im scared to death :)
 Quoting: Big Left Boob


Same here..learned it tonight but suspected it since a week or two.

Feel more scared then happy...she should have waited till the weekend to tell me. I need to get drunk.
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how the hell did this happen ????
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how the hell did this happen ????
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

I bet it was Christmas night...damn.

Scared of the amount of time my GF's mother will spend here.

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Congrats
and enjoy parenting
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crazy times indeed.
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Enjoy the ride, your world view will change for the better when seen through young eyes. When we were teenagers all this same horrible shit was going on and our parents admonished us for not worrying and all we cared about were concerts and MTV and magazines and shit. It's all good.

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That's wonderful, congrats.


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Congratulations!!
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demi?
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LOFL~thats what i was going to ask....ill be watching for the headlines. XD

aaaaand...are you crazy bringing a child into the world in times such as these?

life sucks major ass...i guess unless you're rich....for now. muahahahahahahhaaaaaa ha



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oops...your welcome
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PICS or GTFO!!!!!























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01/26/2011 02:33 AM
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congratulations BLB!!


baby bump!

omsawwww
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For a baby, that one is cute, the reality is that most babies are ugly, but most people are too kind to admit it.

My poor niece looks like a little monkey :S
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Congratulations. When my first child was born, this is pretty much how it felt regarding the fear. Imagine standing on a 'plank' of a huge ship in the ocean, it's dark. You will stand there until the baby arrives thinking of anything and everything about what will be.

When the time comes, the plank gives way under your feet and you will fall into the cold water. There's no turning back, you swim or you drown. You'll be just fine.

Another thing that I wish someone would have done for me, that I recommend to any future father I talk with. When the baby is born, have someone bring you a cold beer. Just one bottle, or a 22 or whatever, you will know what I mean later.
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crazy times indeed.
 Quoting: Big Left Boob


Grats BLB!
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Congratulations!!

Still early in the process and lots of things can go wrong ... to take care of the mom and try to keep stress away, particularly during the first three months.

My wife had three wonderful kids but before the last one she had a spontaneous abortion ... and even though she already had two children it was emotionally tough for her (even though when the body does that it is because there is some sort of damage to the fetus ... which she knew).

Just remember some women (not all) become very emotional while they are pregnant!! All those hormones suddenly dumping into their system can sometimes do strange things. If that happens just remember IT WILL PASS!

If you are ready for it (sown your wild oats etc.) there is nothing like being a Dad, except maybe being a Mom. Joy, Love that is so deep it is hard to explain, ... and yes tears.

You ride in life is just about to become a lot different, and a LOT better!!

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just what we need another welfare baby chuckle just kidding way to go BLB
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Alien abduction/in-vitro fertilization or...? tounge

Congrats man. thumbs

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Im scared to death :)
 Quoting: Big Left Boob

don't be scared. We have kids it's cool
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It's only scary until you hold them for the 1st time.
Congrats BLB and lets hope the world your child grows up in is better than the one we have
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congratulations BLB!!


baby bump!

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For a baby, that one is cute, the reality is that most babies are ugly, but most people are too kind to admit it.

My poor niece looks like a little monkey :S
 Quoting: Azarius

That is my niece :)
Here is where I look back.
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