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Canned Bacon - Tutorial

 
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
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Do what?
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Good one, OP.

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Canned Bacon...

winbow
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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So, it's already cooked, do you fry it once you open a jar to make it crisp? I would think it would come out as limp bacon...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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What's parchment paper? Is that like wax paper?
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Did I miss the "shelf-life"?
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Did I miss the "shelf-life"?
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10 plus years
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
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So, it's already cooked, do you fry it once you open a jar to make it crisp? I would think it would come out as limp bacon...
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dunno...I think 30 seconds in the microwave ought to do it
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
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What's parchment paper? Is that like wax paper?
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So, it's already cooked, do you fry it once you open a jar to make it crisp? I would think it would come out as limp bacon...
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dunno...I think 30 seconds in the microwave ought to do it
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Microwave bacon doesn't taste right to me...Looks like you could pour some of the grease in the skillet and crisp it up pretty fast though
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Did I miss the "shelf-life"?
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10 plus years
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Cool...this weekends project!
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Did I miss the "shelf-life"?
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If the lid doesn't pop up when you open it, or a jar explodes I would think twice about consuming what's in it...the sniff test is a good idea too.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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What's parchment paper? Is that like wax paper?
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yup
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Nice .. will try that out after my 120pounds of bacon are done.

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mmmm canned bacon for my post apocalypse sammiches.
I just need to learn how to can my pooter & I'm home.
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Thanks!
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It's important to have an ample supply of junk food for the endtimes.
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$6.99 for 5 pounds of bacon?!

We pay that for about 1 pound here in Windsor Ontario
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What's parchment paper? Is that like wax paper?
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yup
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Did I miss the "shelf-life"?
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No, it's written on the bottom with the calorie count.
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It's important to have an ample supply of junk food for the endtimes.
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No need to go without your BigMac

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