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UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey

 
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Pine Brook police were called to the residence of Phillip Grand on late Monday night after a frantic 911 call claiming of UFO activity that according to the caller involved the theft of a family heirloom.

A flustered Phillip Grand told Pine Brook police he was sitting out side of his Pine Brook home taking photographs of the moon on Monday night when the UFO appeared.

Mr Grand went on to tell the officers: "I was just sitting out side with my camera taking photos of the moon which I have been telling people has been turned on to it's side like I have never seen and the photos were needed as proof to be posted on my Face book page when it happened...I was looking at the moon when a huge UFO came right over the trees! I ran to grab my UFO reporting kit which I keep by the kitchen window right inside the door when I dropped and broke my camera!

As I bent down to grab the broken camera I heard a huge buzzing sound as the UFO shot down a beam of light right on to a giant block of wood that was under an overhang on the side of the garage.

The beam of light pulled the giant block of wood right up inside the UFO and it was gone!
The UFO and the giant block of wood!

It is reported that Mr Grand was very upset by the incident and told police the giant block of wood had been in his family for generations and had been brought back by his great grandfather after an expedition to Mt Ararat Turkey many years ago and was something of a family heirloom.

Mr Grand also told police he had attempted to get a compass heading of the direction the UFO as it departed with his giant block of wood but it appeared that Mr Grands compass was not functioning as it should and appeared to be 40 degrees off not allowing for an accurate reading.

The whole night was just bizarre Mr Grand reported..."Even after dialing 911 as I was waiting for the police to arrive my wife put on water for tea and I swear the tea water boiled in less than 60 seconds! We were both upset at all of the strange events of the whole night.

The police are asking that if anyone finds the giant block of wood or has heard of any sightings of same to please report the information to the Pine Brook Police.
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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
How far south do you believe they may have taken it?
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I bet you I know where they put it ohyeah
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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
How far south do you believe they may have taken it?
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Mr Grand sid it was headed south, that much he does know and the UFO was moving fast.

So no tellin how far south.

Maybe real far south.

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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
Thread: Mysterious Block of Wood Discovered on Iceberg at Magnetic South Pole

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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
so that's where the wood on the ice burg came from.

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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
so that's where the wood on the ice burg came from.

[link to scallywagandvagabond.com]
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Yeah! pick
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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
so that's where the wood on the ice burg came from.

[link to scallywagandvagabond.com]
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Yeah, that's one giant block for ya !
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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
maybe they took it to south pole or wherever it was in the pinned thread they found the block of wood at...
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You just made a bunch of threads into a story!
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You just made a bunch of threads into a story!
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ohyeah
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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
... and the next day the UFO came back and took ... Mr. Grand's Grand piano!!! Again last seen heading south, towards Florida.

Thread: Mysterious grand piano found on Biscayne Bay sandbar.

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Re: UFO Steals Giant Block of Wood From Home in New Jersey
You want to know more about this area?

Well remember this... Witnesses Watch Mysteriously Man Fall from the Sky In New Jersey?

[link to www.nbcphiladelphia.com]

Yes the area is hot bed for activity.
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Wow so THAT's where it was taken!
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... and the next day the UFO came back and took ... Mr. Grand's Grand piano!!! Again last seen heading south, towards Florida.

Thread: Mysterious grand piano found on Biscayne Bay sandbar.

ufo56
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And strange music was heard throughout the night. It sound as if someone with 12 fingers was trying to play Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"!!!!! ufo56

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