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State of the Union drinking thread

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/25/2011 10:21 PM
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EITHER fuckin' way.. I'm sober as hell.. He didn't really say "uhhh" or "umm"..

By the way, why are they making a big deal about republicans sitting next to democrats?
It's not like they're gonna fuckin' brawl or start capping each other like gangs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240774

Because the Democrats lost the majority and they didn't want that to be known to whoever the fuck is too stupid to know that when they watched on the Tee Vee.
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01/25/2011 10:22 PM

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So fun to post with uor again,SQ!

ONe little crack about emus and pehsnats or PEacocks and you ignore me@@
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155273


thats JQ to you
6473madburger

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I pledge allegiance to the unions
And to civil unrest in America
And to the Republic
I plan to destroy
Two Nations
Under funded
Divided
With misery and poverty for all

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/25/2011 10:23 PM
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So fun to post with uor again,SQ!

ONe little crack about emus and pehsnats or PEacocks and you ignore me@@
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155273

I am not ignoring you.
I am fairly fucking drunk sri or maam.
Sorry. did not mean to be a dick to you.
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01/25/2011 10:23 PM
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Why didn't Barry..

Wear a ribbon..



..
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2011 10:24 PM
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So fun to post with uor again,SQ!

ONe little crack about emus and pehsnats or PEacocks and you ignore me@@
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155273


thats JQ to you
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


It was habit.
TheBonne

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01/25/2011 10:24 PM
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If Obama uses the Queen's English "WE" Just empty the bottle.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.-Frank Zappa

Sister Sis"ter, v. t.
To be sister to; to resemble closely. [Obs.] --Shak.

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/25/2011 10:25 PM
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LOL. They said it was a Thelma and Louse moment!!! I'm on Fox. Dig the sig.... LMAO!!!!
 Quoting: Joe Quayle


aren't you really Greta Van Susteren ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

I don't think I could do her if I had an ounce of coke and a bottle full of Viagra.

She's kind of a downer. Or am I thinking of that chick on The View? Help me here.
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So fun to post with uor again,SQ!

ONe little crack about emus and pehsnats or PEacocks and you ignore me@@
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155273

I am not ignoring you.
I am fairly fucking drunk sri or maam.
Sorry. did not mean to be a dick to you.
 Quoting: Joe Quayle


unleaded.
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01/25/2011 10:26 PM

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Why didn't Barry..

Wear a ribbon..



..
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he is a racist, homophone, cancer loving, soldier hater
6473madburger

Obama Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the unions
And to civil unrest in America
And to the Republic
I plan to destroy
Two Nations
Under funded
Divided
With misery and poverty for all

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2011 10:26 PM
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it appears that everybody will be paying "their fair share" of the Wall Street fraud binge, except Wall Street. Have another shot of Vodka!
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2011 10:28 PM
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just pour down in auto mode
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*drinks the rest of the beer she has and eats popcorn mmm double butter and Yuengling*
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01/25/2011 10:29 PM
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If Obama uses the Queen's English "WE" Just empty the bottle.
 Quoting: TheBonne

I did that a while back. I am quite inebriated, my friend.
Let us all enjoy the inebriation of anti-emancipation, whatever the fuck that means.

That actually means I should go to bed, but I'm not.
TheBonne

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01/25/2011 10:30 PM
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If Obama uses the Queen's English "WE" Just empty the bottle.
 Quoting: TheBonne

I did that a while back. I am quite inebriated, my friend.
Let us all enjoy the inebriation of anti-emancipation, whatever the fuck that means.

That actually means I should go to bed, but I'm not.
 Quoting: Joe Quayle


I forgot where I left my bottle, ;)
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.-Frank Zappa

Sister Sis"ter, v. t.
To be sister to; to resemble closely. [Obs.] --Shak.

Make mine Mint: h33t.com search linux mint
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01/25/2011 10:31 PM
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it appears that everybody will be paying "their fair share" of the Wall Street fraud binge, except Wall Street. Have another shot of Vodka!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1098979

We need an eductaional serises threaD ON HOW to make vodak on here.

I know how to spell all the above words, but i choose not to fix it out of protest of government control
The Constatutionalist

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01/25/2011 10:31 PM
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*drinks the rest of the beer she has and eats popcorn mmm double butter and Yuengling*
 Quoting: RogueA007



Yum...Yum... That sounds good.

Reaching for popcorn with the left hand and a boob with the right.
ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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01/25/2011 10:32 PM

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it appears that everybody will be paying "their fair share" of the Wall Street fraud binge, except Wall Street. Have another shot of Vodka!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1098979

We need an eductaional serises threaD ON HOW to make vodak on here.

I know how to spell all the above words, but i choose not to fix it out of protest of government control
 Quoting: Joe Quayle


[link to www.urbandictionary.com]
6473madburger

Obama Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the unions
And to civil unrest in America
And to the Republic
I plan to destroy
Two Nations
Under funded
Divided
With misery and poverty for all

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
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01/25/2011 10:33 PM
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*drinks the rest of the beer she has and eats popcorn mmm double butter and Yuengling*
 Quoting: RogueA007



Yum...Yum... That sounds good.

Reaching for popcorn with the left hand and a boob with the right.
 Quoting: The Constatutionalist

Everytime I grab my boob, I feel bad for not doing more pushups.
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01/25/2011 10:34 PM
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it appears that everybody will be paying "their fair share" of the Wall Street fraud binge, except Wall Street. Have another shot of Vodka!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1098979

We need an eductaional serises threaD ON HOW to make vodak on here.

I know how to spell all the above words, but i choose not to fix it out of protest of government control
 Quoting: Joe Quayle


[link to www.urbandictionary.com]
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

That's all fine and dandy. Anthony Bourdain's pal Zamir is hooking up with me for his new show, and he doesn't give a shit how I spell vodak. So there.
The Constatutionalist

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01/25/2011 10:36 PM
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Shepard Smith is an alien. Look at his eyes.
ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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01/25/2011 10:36 PM
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Just checking in to see how many are still capable of using the keyboard.
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01/25/2011 10:37 PM
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Shepard Smith is an alien. Look at his eyes.
 Quoting: The Constatutionalist

Someone needs to introduce him to Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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01/25/2011 10:37 PM
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Just checking in to see how many are still capable of using the keyboard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239458



The #'s are quickly dwindling. lol
Margarita Girl (OP)
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01/25/2011 10:38 PM
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Shepard Smith is an alien. Look at his eyes.
 Quoting: The Constatutionalist

Someone needs to introduce him to Rowdy Roddy Piper.
 Quoting: Joe Quayle



Only look at him through your special glasses to see the truth
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2011 10:38 PM
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he said job or jobs at least 18 times.
investment about 8 times.
any other counts?
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Shepard Smith is an alien. Look at his eyes.
 Quoting: The Constatutionalist

Someone needs to introduce him to Rowdy Roddy Piper.
 Quoting: Joe Quayle


I worship Roddy Piper
6473madburger

Obama Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the unions
And to civil unrest in America
And to the Republic
I plan to destroy
Two Nations
Under funded
Divided
With misery and poverty for all

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
The Constatutionalist

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01/25/2011 10:39 PM
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iiiiiii cannnnnnn sstill uss tthe kkayboordd.
ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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01/25/2011 10:39 PM
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Shepard Smith is an alien. Look at his eyes.
 Quoting: The Constatutionalist

Someone needs to introduce him to Rowdy Roddy Piper.
 Quoting: Joe Quayle



Only look at him through your special glasses to see the truth
 Quoting: Margarita Girl 1239986


meh i watch neil
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Just checking in to see how many are still capable of using the keyboard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239458

I can type. I'm well versed in typing on the edge of consciousness. Hemingway was too. Not that I am anything close to Hemingway. I only have his ability to type with clarity when completely fucking drunk.
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