Explain this Nibiru Nuts!

Nancy´s science blunders, please try your best to explain everything I put forth.

Brown Dwarfs: NL says Nibiru is a Brown Dwarf 14 times the mass of earth with 4 times the diameter... Which if you know anything about astronomy is just a stupid thought. Jupiter alone is 10x as wide as earth (more actually) and about 1600 earths could fit inside of it. Something has to be 50-70 Jupiter Masses before being a brown dwarf star.

Conclusion: Nancy knows nothing about Astronomy.


Brown Dwarf Facts: Brown Dwarfs are on average 3000 Kelvin; 0 Degrees Celcius is 239 Kelvin, 30 Degrees Celcius is 85 Degrees farenheight.. So its alot of degrees for life, no? And waaaaaay too hot for water.

Conclusion: The Zetas don´t exist anyway.


The Sun: It´s a solar minimum and you may think it´s being a bit active, but you gotta remember.. Last Solar Minimum we didn´t have internet. This is the first solar minimum anyone has seen from the internet, so why believe otherwise? The sun is an unpredictable star.

Conclusion: Jackasses are gullible.


Nibiru & the Sun: No matter what, if Nibiru were in between us and the sun, or even sticking out a little bit you would notice. We saw Venus Transit the sun which NL said wouldn´t happen, and now Nibiru can hide infront of the sun because of a magic dust cloud? Dun think so.

Conclusion: No Nibiru


Nancy´s Physics and Laws: Planet Nibiru can zig zag, change speed, slow down, hide infront of the sun, hold life, and break known universal laws which everything else known abides by. Nancy´s Physics are only effective in one case: Nibiru.

Conclusion: She made up the planet and uses lies to explain it.


Wormwood: Wormwood hits the earth, and looks like a falling mountain.. According to NL´s "Repulsion Force" this can´t happen but yet she maintains that it is indeed the biblical wormwood.

Conclusion: She can break her own twisted laws!


Questions she Wont (cant) answer: Ask her how the constellations are appearing in their right places if we´re stopped. See what she says. What causes Planet Nibiru to stop? She don´t know and has not explained it despite trying. Ask her why we can´t see planet nibiru and you get 100% Bullcrap from her.

Conclusion: Do you still believe that idiot?


IRAS, 1983: You know the article they use to support planet nibiru, from 1983? They didn´t know what it was. Once they figured it out they released the correct information: It was an "Infared Galaxy", Not Planet Nibiru.

Conclusion: Best piece of evidence? *flush*


Pulsar: In someones planet nibiru book, he was talkin´ about a Comet or Brown Dwarf in the process of going Pulsar because it emits "Waves", well, shocking news!! We are all going pulsar should that be the case! Everything emits waves. You, me, Sun, ect. And Pulsars are formed when a star between 3-50 Solar Masses explodes in a Supernova(e), The biggest of brown dwarfs are .88 Solar Masses, the Sun is 1 Solar Mass.

Conclusion: Ignorence is Bliss.


Zetas and Old Hag: Comon, why would anyone believe a 60 year old woman with the attitude of a crocodile would be contacted by aliens instead of someone CREDIBLE. Aliens on a Brown Dwarf star that doesn´t actually classify as a brown dwarf contact a crocodile to tell the world about them..

Conculsion: Wtf?


HOW can YOU or ANYONE Believe this stuff, Please debunk me if you dare, woo-woos.