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Fairies are Female...

 
etherealgirl
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01/26/2011 06:42 PM
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Fairies are Female...
Fairies are Female...

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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female....



heheheh....gotta love it!
"I'm eschewing all men, cigarettes and carbohydrates".~Bridget Jones


I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, you're special.
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Re: Fairies are Female...
HWEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Shut the fuck up.

stfu
etherealgirl  (OP)

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01/26/2011 06:46 PM
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HWEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Shut the fuck up.

stfu
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Haha! Happened to you too huh? Sorry about your luck there buddy....
"I'm eschewing all men, cigarettes and carbohydrates".~Bridget Jones


I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, you're special.
*Jentle*

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01/26/2011 06:48 PM
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Re: Fairies are Female...
:Jen/lol:
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.





GLP