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Planet-Dissolving Dust Cloud is headed Toward Earth

 
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Planet-Dissolving Dust Cloud is headed Toward Earth
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they´ve dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it´s headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA´s Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what´s called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole´s powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That´s what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski´s contacts at the agency´s Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It´s like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It´s produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind´s best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn´t be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president´s top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it´s real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn´t panic until all the facts are in."



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link?
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The best psyop I've ever read.
This threads going to be 80 pages long!
Good job!!!!!
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Sounds like that would make a good movie.
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popcorn
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The best psyop I've ever read.
This threads going to be 80 pages long!
Good job!!!!!
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yes - above avg writing

total bsflag but still good writing

popcorn
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Doomtard dumbass linksucks



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A link would be nice at this point.
And, thanks in advance. hf
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
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How can we blame this on communists?
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Fake news from 2005
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A link would be nice at this point.
And, thanks in advance. hf
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The original was here. [link to weeklyworldnews.com]
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Not worried about black holes.. thats like boogie men.
"A sense of common interest can be fostered among individuals, if they know that they are inter-connected, are parts of one Organic System and are the sons and daughters of one Father. Here is the task of all religions; to teach people that all beings of the world are closely inter-related. Although steadfastness or firm belief in God (Nistha) according to some particular faith and eligibility of the individual is congenial for healthy spiritual growth of every individual, religious bigotry which begets enmity is condemnable, as it is against the real interest of the individual and society. Real religion teaches love for one another. Lord Sri Krishna Chaitanya Mahaprabhu propagated the cult of all-embracing Divine Love which brings universal brotherhood on a transcendental plane.

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I got yer black hole, right here s226
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wiki - "The chaos cloud is a hoax that originated in a Weekly World News article in September 2005."

I guess someone tryin' to cause "chaos" started this back in '05.
(Hmmm...now why would anyone want to do that?) tomato
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I got yer black hole, right here s226
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"We wouldn´t be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest,"

In other words, the wealthiest and most politically connected.
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No link? Then this stinks. Probly just a good book you just finished. Anyone here ever hear of it? I'd read it! bsflag
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You fuckers wouldn't know true if it bit you on the ass. I have a picture of this thing and here it is:

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God is coming an He is pissed off..Just like the song
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Meh, if only... iwish
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Send batboy to kick the chaos cloud's ass. cruise
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Ooooh..."Planet Disolving" dust is coming....how much WIN can there be in one title?....this thread sets a new standard!
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Guess if it was titled, lower energy state introduced into universe, old universe to be destroyed, wouldn't be as catchy...

Pretty sure that is where this concept comes from. Regardless, this piece would make Source Fail proud.
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hmmmmmm. sounds like another cover for Nibiru's affects ....
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It's GALACTUS!!!!!


We need Silver Surfer now!
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hmmmmmm. sounds like another cover for Nibiru's affects ....
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hmmmmmm. sounds like another cover for Nibiru's affects ....
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hmmmmm. getting a little anxious and offensive now are we.
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Sounds like that would make a good movie.
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You never saw The Fifth Element? :)
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OH NO! WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THIS DOOM?

(SNAP)

I got it...Scotch Guard the Planet...case closed...next...
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