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Do we people from the midwest really speak funny?

 
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But that means spending money from you Government check each month if you want to try and ban me.
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Midwest to midlands.. doesn't matter to you of course as its all the same. The wind always blows best. However, you midwest guys are a more Cornholding crowd than San Fran; Deliverence certainly isn't a true example...

I'm tired of you redneck fucks.. and the mexicans here in the US. I pay for an education for both of you, but it just doesn't seem to take. How do I know? Well, lets spend 2 mins in a "tangible" conversation. You would end up pulling out a gun to tag my rack.
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Please elaborate. I think you are as we say in the Midwest, talkin out your ass.
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THANK YOU

Talking out your ass.

My dad uses that one a lot.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

yup...your talkin out ur ass..


better than..Im gonna take ur ass out!

chuckle

Last Edited by tomasgod1 on 01/29/2011 05:21 AM
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Midwest to midlands.. doesn't matter to you of course as its all the same. The wind always blows best. However, you midwest guys are a more Cornholding crowd than San Fran; Deliverence certainly isn't a true example...

I'm tired of you redneck fucks.. and the mexicans here in the US. I pay for an education for both of you, but it just doesn't seem to take. How do I know? Well, lets spend 2 mins in a "tangible" conversation. You would end up pulling out a gun to tag my rack.
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Please elaborate. I think you are as we say in the Midwest, talkin out your ass.
 Quoting: Rock Soup



Certainly kitty.. I will. Allow me a moment to consider and compose my thoughts.. also, until then I would refer you to my previous post.

And YOU have a PURDY mouth too right?
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Please continue and yes, I have been told that often. I have a beautiful mouth. Are you jealous?
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
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you girls make me smile.. only means I have control.
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And YOU have a PURDY mouth too right?
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Please continue and yes, I have been told that often. I have a beautiful mouth. Are you jealous?

Oh really!

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Midwest to midlands.. doesn't matter to you of course as its all the same. The wind always blows best. However, you midwest guys are a more Cornholding crowd than San Fran; Deliverence certainly isn't a true example...

I'm tired of you redneck fucks.. and the mexicans here in the US. I pay for an education for both of you, but it just doesn't seem to take. How do I know? Well, lets spend 2 mins in a "tangible" conversation. You would end up pulling out a gun to tag my rack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246249



Please elaborate. I think you are as we say in the Midwest, talkin out your ass.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


THANK YOU

Talking out your ass.

My dad uses that one a lot.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

yup...your talkin out ur ass..


better than..Im gonna take ur ass out!

chuckle
 Quoting: tomasgod1


Or "Im gonna hang you out to dry."
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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You redneck motherfuckers have a lot to learn.
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I've owned you already.. hint.. you've given your "power" up already. Fuck each other, kiss, and call it a night.
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Nott as phunny as te Finns.
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You redneck motherfuckers have a lot to learn.
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Teach me, oh knowledgeable one.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
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I've owned you already.. hint.. you've given your "power" up already. Fuck each other, kiss, and call it a night.
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That's important to you huh? Why haven't you 'composed' your thoughts yet? Please, please, elaborate on how you paid for my education. Waiting ...
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
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You redneck motherfuckers have a lot to learn.
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Teach me, oh knowledgeable one.
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Rick.. i would would say your ass has been smacked (in a bad way- i'm so sorry), but you are one that will fight to the end.

Have a good night girl.. and repeat to yourself - "Its not my fault"
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Re: Do we people from the midwest really speak funny?
Lock stock and barrel
dead as a doornail
nip it in the bud
wet behind the ears
looking like a lump on a log
diddly squat
dont let your left hand know what your right hand is doing
flyin' like a bat out of hell
I'll beat you like a red-headed step child
The Devil's beatin' his wife (When its raining outside with sunshine)
Well aint that fine and dandy
You can only slide on barbed wire for so long.
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Please elaborate. I think you are as we say in the Midwest, talkin out your ass.
 Quoting: Rock Soup


THANK YOU

Talking out your ass.

My dad uses that one a lot.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

yup...your talkin out ur ass..


better than..Im gonna take ur ass out!

chuckle
 Quoting: tomasgod1


Or "Im gonna hang you out to dry."
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

I am still having a hard time getting Bush out of my mind with the whole.."If you do me bad once shame one uhhhhh..mmmmmm, you...and thennn if you do bad on you....uhhhhhh..hmmmm" bumcat
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You redneck motherfuckers have a lot to learn.
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Teach me, oh knowledgeable one.
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Rick.. i would would say your ass has been smacked (in a bad way- i'm so sorry), but you are one that will fight to the end.

Have a good night girl.. and repeat to yourself - "Its not my fault"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246249


Not really. Actually it's been kinda fun. I just wanted you to explain the economics of how you paid for my education.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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THANK YOU

Talking out your ass.

My dad uses that one a lot.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

yup...your talkin out ur ass..


better than..Im gonna take ur ass out!

chuckle
 Quoting: tomasgod1


Or "Im gonna hang you out to dry."
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

I am still having a hard time getting Bush out of my mind with the whole.."If you do me bad once shame one uhhhhh..mmmmmm, you...and thennn if you do bad on you....uhhhhhh..hmmmm" bumcat
 Quoting: tomasgod1


I know right! How the hell did he mess that one up? LMAO.
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Bright eyed and bushy tailed.
the whole kit and caboodle.
"I'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth!"
"Shut your cotton pickin' mouth!"
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Lock stock and barrel
dead as a doornail
nip it in the bud
wet behind the ears
looking like a lump on a log
diddly squat
dont let your left hand know what your right hand is doing
flyin' like a bat out of hell
I'll beat you like a red-headed step child
The Devil's beatin' his wife (When its raining outside with sunshine)
Well aint that fine and dandy
You can only slide on barbed wire for so long.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


How about cut off your nose to spite your face?
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
~Arthur Schopenhauer
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Lock stock and barrel
dead as a doornail
nip it in the bud
wet behind the ears
looking like a lump on a log
diddly squat
dont let your left hand know what your right hand is doing
flyin' like a bat out of hell
I'll beat you like a red-headed step child
The Devil's beatin' his wife (When its raining outside with sunshine)
Well aint that fine and dandy
You can only slide on barbed wire for so long.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


How about cut off your nose to spite your face?
 Quoting: Rock Soup


OOh good one. I forgot about that one. I used that one today actually TWICE.

Having a conversation with my parents is like a blur of these sayings strung together. I swear people from other parts of the country would not understand a damn word we were saying.
lol.
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Lock stock and barrel
dead as a doornail
nip it in the bud
wet behind the ears
looking like a lump on a log
diddly squat
dont let your left hand know what your right hand is doing
flyin' like a bat out of hell
I'll beat you like a red-headed step child
The Devil's beatin' his wife (When its raining outside with sunshine)
Well aint that fine and dandy
You can only slide on barbed wire for so long.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


How about cut off your nose to spite your face?
 Quoting: Rock Soup


OOh good one. I forgot about that one. I used that one today actually TWICE.

Having a conversation with my parents is like a blur of these sayings strung together. I swear people from other parts of the country would not understand a damn word we were saying.
lol.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


LOL!!
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Yes. People from the midwest really do! Listen to an accent from "Chiiiiiicago." They're really great people though.
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A creek I used to play in as a kid on a family farm. Barren Fork Creek. Locales pronounced it - Barn Fork Crick.
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My grandpa calls all creeks cricks. That one is lost to my generation unfortunately.

Its amazing how just two generations ago, our families in some of these small towns were still living like they were in the 1800s.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

The majority of the world calls them streams...

you have just been justified!

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Yes. People from the midwest really do! Listen to an accent from "Chiiiiiicago." They're really great people though.
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Oh I love going to chicago. They speak so differently than we do though. The dialects are so diverse here.

You can really tell by asking people what they call carbonated drinks.

Here we say "Coke" for everything.

a little farther north they say "Pop" or "Soda"
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Yes. People from the midwest really do! Listen to an accent from "Chiiiiiicago." They're really great people though.
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Oh I love going to chicago. They speak so differently than we do though. The dialects are so diverse here.

You can really tell by asking people what they call carbonated drinks.

Here we say "Coke" for everything.

a little farther north they say "Pop" or "Soda"
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

....PFFTT


Midwest..."Soda"...


West..."pop"

South..."beverage of choice"...TEA..
cafeful of saying "Coke"...we have a lot of it in many forms...and bubblers of every sort! chuckle
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Barking up the wrong tree.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Don't count your chickens until they hatch.
Don't let your mouth overload your ass.
Fly off the handle. (angry)
Go hog wild.
Go off half-cocked (angry)
Sight for sore eyes.
Too big for one's britches.
Snowball's chance in hell.
Three sheets to the wind. (drunk)
You pay for your raisin'. (Kids)
Like white on rice.
Can't see the forest for the trees.
I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Yes. People from the midwest really do! Listen to an accent from "Chiiiiiicago." They're really great people though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1075581


Oh I love going to chicago. They speak so differently than we do though. The dialects are so diverse here.

You can really tell by asking people what they call carbonated drinks.

Here we say "Coke" for everything.

a little farther north they say "Pop" or "Soda"
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

....PFFTT


Midwest..."Soda"...


West..."pop"

South..."beverage of choice"...TEA..
cafeful of saying "Coke"...we have a lot of it in many forms...and bubblers of every sort! chuckle
 Quoting: tomasgod1

oops..I skipped the east!...just passing through...philly cheese steak for me please...damn now I am hungry with an O!
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Yes. People from the midwest really do! Listen to an accent from "Chiiiiiicago." They're really great people though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1075581


Oh I love going to chicago. They speak so differently than we do though. The dialects are so diverse here.

You can really tell by asking people what they call carbonated drinks.

Here we say "Coke" for everything.

a little farther north they say "Pop" or "Soda"
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

....PFFTT


Midwest..."Soda"...


West..."pop"

South..."beverage of choice"...TEA..
cafeful of saying "Coke"...we have a lot of it in many forms...and bubblers of every sort! chuckle
 Quoting: tomasgod1


This map is helpful

[link to aidwatchers.com]

I live southeast of St. Louis so I fall right on the edge of the "Coke Pop Soda" fiasco.

Last Edited by Eyeseeall on 01/29/2011 05:55 AM
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Dumber than a box of rocks. -------- I use this one frequently
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Barking up the wrong tree.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Don't count your chickens until they hatch.
Don't let your mouth overload your ass.
Fly off the handle. (angry)
Go hog wild.
Go off half-cocked (angry)
Sight for sore eyes.
Too big for one's britches.
Snowball's chance in hell.
Three sheets to the wind. (drunk)
You pay for your raisin'. (Kids)
Like white on rice.
Can't see the forest for the trees.
I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

You are gonna get it.
what comes around goes around!
He bit off more then he could chew.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Dont count your chicks before they hatch
He got what he deserved
Just deserts
what comes around goes around
dont spend it all in one place
is it burning a hole in your pocket
two dollar whore
piece of shit
no good for nothing trailer trash
i told you so
Dont forget to write
if i had a dime for every time I.....
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Dumber than a box of rocks. -------- I use this one frequently
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

I'll be right back!
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