Lock stock and barrel
dead as a doornail
nip it in the bud
wet behind the ears
looking like a lump on a log
diddly squat
dont let your left hand know what your right hand is doing
flyin' like a bat out of hell
I'll beat you like a red-headed step child
The Devil's beatin' his wife (When its raining outside with sunshine)
Well aint that fine and dandy
You can only slide on barbed wire for so long.