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Does anyone REALLY like cracklins?

 
Tobie
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01/29/2011 05:11 PM
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Does anyone REALLY like cracklins?
The ones out of a bag are gross, are homemade ones edible?
Though I do like The Gourds
Tobie (OP)

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01/29/2011 05:13 PM
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Re: Does anyone REALLY like cracklins?
Cracklins
31 days my fingers feel like rain

This jail was built on cracklins and cocaine

Policemen knocked me down and then charged me

With smokin and inciting vagrancy



Chicken sneezed eatin my cracklins

Buttercup bloomin in the badlands

Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses

Hospital kiss all the nurses

I got to find some weed and some wine

I got to find some trouble sometime



Them Navasota troopers ran me down

Escorted me right out of town

For cherry pickin squirrels and feedin dogs

And dreamin of Jamaica in a fog



Them Mississippi state police chased me

Pascagoula all the way to Metarie

I robbed a federal bank with a rack of ribs

A jar of sauce some white bread and a bib



I was eatin cracklins as the Feds were closin in

They watched the water as my car went rollin in

The dragged the river and notified my next of kin

But brother pigs do fly and so can a man

When he's full of fried pork skins
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01/29/2011 05:17 PM
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Re: Does anyone REALLY like cracklins?
The ones out of a bag are gross, are homemade ones edible?
Though I do like The Gourds

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I think pigs like it - especially before it's cooked to a crisp and dismantled from their sweet cute little bodies. Personally I'd rather have a bar of chocolate.
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01/29/2011 05:34 PM
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Re: Does anyone REALLY like cracklins?
cracklin cornbread is pretty darn good

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