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FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST

 
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FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
Im an old school lammy man from way back. I slam it down at high speed and fling the cut scrap pieces over my shoulder with no regard for personal saftety whatsoever, so if you want to look on and see how its done, you best wear safety goggles and protect your eyeballs. You only got two.
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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01/30/2011 08:15 AM
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Just remember when you wear your wife's thong to wear the string in the back from now on..OK ?


No one wants to see you looking like a tater is hanging under your ass. Not to mention the front...TOOL!
Cui Bono?
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01/30/2011 08:22 AM
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
Why would you eat a hearty lumberjack? Are you gay?
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
Your going to need some BEER.

mw4 mw4 mw4
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01/30/2011 08:34 AM
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
Ill have a few cold cool ones after I GIT R DONE!!!
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01/30/2011 08:37 AM
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Make us proud son.
Cui Bono?
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01/30/2011 08:40 AM
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
Im an old school lammy man from way back. I slam it down at high speed and fling the cut scrap pieces over my shoulder with no regard for personal saftety whatsoever, so if you want to look on and see how its done, you best wear safety goggles and protect your eyeballs. You only got two.
 Quoting: CaptainZero

Some got three.
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01/30/2011 08:41 AM
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
A Man who Cares about his Home and actually works to Improve it???

Will you marry me? hf
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Ill have a few cold cool ones after I GIT R DONE!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero

You really should take a few beer breaks along the way pal.
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
No way, when you stop respectin the chop saw you start losin digits!

6 minutes until showtime!
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No way, when you stop respectin the chop saw you start losin digits!

6 minutes until showtime!
 Quoting: CaptainZero

Boy, that is no shit.

I watched an idiot with a wormdrive skill saw tell everyone not to use "His" personal saw because he intentionally jammed the guard..Journeyman carpenter..lol

I took him in a hurry to the ER to have his index finger re attached..


member' what I said about the g string Barney.
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
No way, when you stop respectin the chop saw you start losin digits!

6 minutes until showtime!
 Quoting: CaptainZero

Valid point...but I still got all my fingers dude. Good luck.. and godspeed.
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'member to lay the purdy side up
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Dont sneeze
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Strap the bat and balls for safety. Hit a home run.
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
I thought yoe wrote:..."400 SQUARE FEET OF PREGO..." Yo would need a lumberjack breakfast for that too.
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
400 square feet, that's pretty big for a trailer...are you going to have "I can't believe it's not butter" with your breakfast? Only fitting if your laying "I can't believe it's not wood" for a floor...
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When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Pergo is for shit. Try real hardwood if you want it to look good for more than a year.
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Re: FIXIN TO LAY DOWN 400 SQUARE FEET OF PERGO AFTER I HAVE A HEARTY LUMBERJACK BREAKFAST
Im an old school lammy man from way back. I slam it down at high speed and fling the cut scrap pieces over my shoulder with no regard for personal saftety whatsoever, so if you want to look on and see how its done, you best wear safety goggles and protect your eyeballs. You only got two.
 Quoting: CaptainZero


"Fixin to" indicates you are a fellow southerner my good man!

Good luck and good laying!

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