Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1249939
Caucasians evolved from chimps. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1247496
Negroids evolved from gorillas.
Mongoloids evolved from "dragons" (the existence of which has been suppressed)
The current group of jews evolved from snakes.
nope, one of the closest relatives of the human race is the rat.
they have mapped the human DNA, ya know, might want to read up on that.
some kind of fruit fly, some kind of worm, and a rat. our closest relatives.
where do you people get this crap, anyway?
Humans are most closely related to the chimps and bonobos, and slightly to Orangutans. Not to the other great apes, such as gorillas.
Mammals split off from reptiles a long time ago, unless one believes in the reptilian hybrid theories.
But yes humans share about 50% of their genetic material with worms and flies - the truth is all higher eukaryotic life is closely related in a way.
If people are going to bring in whacked out beyond-pseudo-science statements about evolution, this will all become derailed into stupidity.
I could sign up for an account to ban such useless debates, or (more likely) I would just abandon the thread.
I don't want to do that yet, but I don;t want to be associated with any of this crap.
Unless some of us are reptilian-hybrids, we are all monkey-boys, like it or not. Chimps and bonobos aren't all that bad. Could be worse. We could have much more embarassing cousins.
Frankly, I think they are both kind of cute, but shoudl never be kept as pets and people should never keep them in zoos or "live with them" like Jane Goodall (that nut!)