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I feel like such an asshole right now.

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2011 10:19 PM
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I feel like such an asshole right now.
I'm watching this show called heavy on A&E, they showed this fat lady on a treadmill, I laughed so hard I spit out the water I was drinking on the floor. She was moaning. And was wearing a bright red outfit. Lo, I seriously feel like an asshole, but it was funny as hell.
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2011 10:20 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
then twit about it and get off here.
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01/31/2011 10:22 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
then twit about it and get off here.
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I don't got a twitter.
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01/31/2011 10:23 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Seriously, I feel bad for these people. I can't imagine trying to get that amount of extra weight off. Just trying to beat 5 lbs extra I picked up over the holidays is proving to be ugly.
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01/31/2011 10:23 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
just go with the feeling op
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01/31/2011 10:24 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Seriously, I feel bad for these people. I can't imagine trying to get that amount of extra weight off. Just trying to beat 5 lbs extra I picked up over the holidays is proving to be ugly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209397


Thats why I feel so horrible, I tell my kids if you got nothing good to say...then I glance over at the tv and laugh so fucking hard i spit in my mouth.
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01/31/2011 10:25 PM
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Dick
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01/31/2011 10:26 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
I think it was the red outfit, and the moaning.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2011 10:26 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
But I think at the end they become skinny.
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01/31/2011 10:27 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
mission accomplished: you feel self righteous and guilty all at the same time.

my advice is to turn off the tube and flush the remote
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01/31/2011 10:28 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
mission accomplished: you feel self righteous and guilty all at the same time.

my advice is to turn off the tube and flush the remote
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1182674


+1000
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01/31/2011 10:29 PM
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I think it was the red outfit, and the moaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1231298


that's hot dead3
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01/31/2011 10:30 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
I think it was the red outfit, and the moaning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1231298


that's hot dead3
 Quoting: hillcrest2


I'm on the computer, I hear a lady moaning, and see this lady about to fall off a treadmill.
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01/31/2011 10:32 PM
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javascript:doSmilie(':banana2:');
fat_lady_sings
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01/31/2011 10:33 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
it's a natural reaction to seeing us extra plus-sized ladies trying so hard to get fit, so don't worry about, you're forgiven. by the way, that treadmill fucking sucks, i'm about to go to my pilates class so wish me luck!

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01/31/2011 10:34 PM
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01/31/2011 10:35 PM
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that's hot dead3
 Quoting: hillcrest2


So, you're a double whopper now?
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01/31/2011 10:36 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
it's a natural reaction to seeing us extra plus-sized ladies trying so hard to get fit, so don't worry about, you're forgiven. by the way, that treadmill fucking sucks, i'm about to go to my pilates class so wish me luck!

iamwith
 Quoting: fat_lady_sings 1238856


A&E psy-op.
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2011 10:37 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
oh well, fat chicks are for fucking when no one else is available and laughing at.

sometimes you do both.


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01/31/2011 10:38 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Dont feel sorry...Many Americans let themselves go..take everything for granted that we do have in this country..and are just fat fucking slobs.
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01/31/2011 10:39 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
This one girl actually got a cute face. She's an alcoholic too.
Anonymous Coward
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01/31/2011 10:39 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
dont feel guilty -- its not as if they're handicapped -- they are gluttons who made bad choices that they are now living with.

I am sick of people acting like fat people are somehow victims.

I have a healthy BMI because I eat right and exercise not because I got lucky.

So go ahead and laugh.
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Dont feel sorry...Many Americans let themselves go..take everything for granted that we do have in this country..and are just fat fucking slobs.
 Quoting: Karmageddon 1162873


Universal healthcare = paying for fat people gym membership
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/31/2011 10:41 PM
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I am sick of people acting like fat people are somehow victims.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


I think that the show brainwashed me within 20 minutes into that exact mindset, ok I feel better now.
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01/31/2011 10:42 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
You're going to hog hell.
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01/31/2011 10:44 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
You're going to hog hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1250539


I eat turkey bacon, cause I'm self righteous.
UpUrAzz

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01/31/2011 10:45 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Fat people are funny. Don't feel too bad about it. You choose to be fat, so they brought it on themselves.

Drop the fried chicken and ice cream, and start jogging fatties!
Pain In Ur Azz!
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01/31/2011 10:45 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Sounds like fast food today.
Karmageddon
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01/31/2011 10:46 PM
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
dont feel guilty -- its not as if they're handicapped -- they are gluttons who made bad choices that they are now living with.

I am sick of people acting like fat people are somehow victims.

I have a healthy BMI because I eat right and exercise not because I got lucky.

So go ahead and laugh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


+1

Enough of this bullshit..its not that fucking hard..

1. Dont drink 2 liters a pop a day
2. Dont overeat
3. Base your eating on your activity level for the day
4. Remember you are what you eat
5. Dont buy a bunch a donuts and other delicious shit foods to tempt you at the house
6. Move your fucking body
7. Drink about 48 glassee of water a day
8. Exercise..
9. Move your fucking body
10. Eat what nature provided..fresh fruits and veges
11. Dont eat alot of fatty red meat
12. Move your fuckin ass
13. Try to decrease the stress in your life
14. Say no to donuts
15. Dont think because u worked out hard that you deserve muffin..because you dont.
Karmageddon
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
Dont feel sorry...Many Americans let themselves go..take everything for granted that we do have in this country..and are just fat fucking slobs.
 Quoting: Karmageddon 1162873


Universal healthcare = paying for fat people gym membership
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1231298


+1
Karmageddon
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Re: I feel like such an asshole right now.
You're going to hog hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1250539


I eat turkey bacon, cause I'm self righteous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1231298


Good call..taste good doesnt it?

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