Wanna Knowed about EGYPTS? Don't bother with what the Experts say ask me....

Can you speak Arabish then?

Only a couple of words such as Ally akbar and Mohamadid Jihadis,..Oh and Shalom allycome.

You are truly on of Britain's finest...

Will the new government be run by radical Muslims? What is the word on the street?

Since those protesters destroyed a few mummies and looted mummy property I expect a full scale mummy retaliation anytime now.

NO! The Egpytpians need the Infidels Tourism money so they will not be allowed to do any Durkha Durkhaing....

I heard there was a secret hall of mirrors buried under Zahi Hawass' leg - Can you confirm?

Oh and 'pyramid' spelt backwards is 'dimaryp' - interesting, no?

I understand from my sauces that the mummeys were caught trying to loot a medical supplies company for clean bandages, they was murdered by the Islams.

Because we all know you're not an expert on anything, right Richard?

very. Hawass has a hard job though as all the proper scientist keep trying to take his toys away.

Were their cats really as big as that stone one named Sfeenks?

Also, how did they get those big cats to wear those pageboy haircuts?

Tia.

Right.what was the question?

That was Indigo Jones. I think with some help from that Croft woman with the Uzis and the legs.

Britishers this is the chance to take canal back, that you took from the French, that they took from the Arabs, that took it from the Byzantines

nevermind

My name user name rhymes with Raney!

We buileded the Sewers Canal? Winston churchill was something to do with it..I'll check my sauces...

They did but in them days they was called Elephunts and roamed the deserts.

sheesh that really explains the 1 million protestors/sewage questions in that other tsräd

Don't believe everything you read in the pappyrusses

You probably know as much about it as the talking asses on FUX NUZE, anyway.

Bet they ain't seen the Mummy returns or the ScorpianKing with the Rock init.

[link to www.rayandjuliesegypt.co.uk]

Djoser, clearly from the British Isles or Germany. Wake up people!

Or this guy

[link to www.thehistorybluff.com]

Known for his Irish conquests?

Clearly you can see the typical features associated with the people of Britain here.

What is wrong with you people? Can't you see?

[link to www.ancientsculpturegallery.com]

Clearly from Germany, with typically germanic features.

More celtic Pharoahs

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[link to www.kmtspace.com]

Notice the blonde hair and fair complexion. Wake up people!

[link to www.kmtspace.com]

Typical Celtic expression

[link to www.touregypt.net]

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Walk in any city in Germany and you'll find this figure following you to remind you of the truth!

Why deny the truth?

[link to www.panafa.net]

White people around the world still dress like this! Open your eyes!

[link to www.topnews.in]

African genetics do not allow them to smile the way this statue does.

So please wake up. Only white people have the muscles to allow them to smile just like that!

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They were so confident about their whiteness, and it was so pure, that the only way to depict it was like this.



Ah yes, King Tit, the prime example of our Egyptian heritage.





Ah yes, King Tit, the prime example of our Egyptian heritage.

I mean his name was Ginger even! Come on! He was named after his Ginger hair color!

Everyone should know the first humans were Dutch.

Yes, I've shown clear evidence throughout this thread supporting the Celtic Fact that the Egyptians were Dutch.



Its proof enough that the Ancient Egyptian language was British English, and even had modern british euphamisms in it.

So you're denying that they were white and that white people can produce sweet delicious honey from their very own skins?

Then you're denying the clear evidence that I've provided:

King Tut, properly called in British Englyptian as King Tit Pre Honey phase:

[link to richmondsfblog.com]

Clearly white, with obvious british features as can be seen in Britain today:

[link to www.bdnewslive.com]

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Notice that these are typical british people with typical british features, the majority of british people look like this and still do and even did in Englypt.

Now later in his life his skin started producing honey as is natural for maturing white people going through puberty:

[link to naturibeauty.com]

Then he ended up like this:

[link to king-tut.org]

Thanks Freedom you can have the thread when I've finished with it.

How many threads are really in those good cotton sheets?
Who counts them? Islams?

Yay!

Brotherhood will gain a 20% in the parliament after elections.
Problem is the riots are scaring business away. So the radical percentage is only bound to go up, if someone doesn't do anything about it.

Excuse me,I'm the non expert here and I already answered that kwestion.