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Message Subject PERMANENT Biological Contamination of the Gulf of Mexico
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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sorry mr ocean....

we got 2million mad muzzies to watch now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1081433

Maybe we could calm the mad Muzzies down by offering them a cheap or nearly free vacation on the shores of the Beautiful Gulf of Mexico! Encourage them to swim and "take the waters" of the Gulf while they are there.

They will go home in a week or ten days with all sorts of viruses cooking in their systems, some of which will be contagious (with a little luck) and maybe if we really get lucky, they'll be viruses and diseases that cause sterility in both men and women. Then we just keep bringing the crazy bastards to the Gulf until they figure it out. (It could take years, they're too busy screaming their slogans at each other to read or think or listen to anyone else!)

We sit back and wait a few years, the Muzzies get quieter and quieter, and suddenly we notice their death rate is about 50 - 100 times their birth rate. Wait a few more years and there are no more mad muzzies to bother anyone, anywhere on earth! Pity! And they'll all be happily getting their reward of forty virgins or something for being martyrs or something! It's a win for us, a win for the Muzzies, and sadly a real loss for the virgins - which they'll soon run out of anyway. Oh well. Still not a bad idea. We might as well get some use out of those coastal resorts and luxury hotels before they're bulldozed under by the Army Corps of Engineers.

We could even build Muzzie themed water parks all along the shores of the Gulf of Mexico just to keep them happy during their visits! Now how much more could they ask for? We could even re-name New Orleans "Bagdad by the Bay" or something equally Muzzie comforting.
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