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A moron witness a UFO.......and a CHEMTRAIL......and a.........

 
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"It was moving around in a pattern some "S" curves then box formation. The weird part is that it was shimmering with like silver or gold looking flashes moving all over it! There was almost no wind a few clouds and some chemtrails.

This object came from the north and heading towards the chemtrail it made a few passes in the trail then moved on.

This sighting ended weird the object started to descend rapidly until it was completely out of my sight (blocked by neighbor’s house).

I didn’t know if it was a balloon or something else so I didn’t send this in.

I happened to see the story on Rense.com about the flying weirdness in the sky. I’m for sure this was no flying human or being but this is so odd! Love to know if others had seen these too. "


THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING POSTED ON GLP THIS MONTH......I LAUGHED SO HARD I THINK I CRACKED A RIB.



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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Open Minded - Someone who is not afraid to embrace new or controversial ideas unquestioningly and enthusiastically, even if they are self-contradictory or founded on nothing more than the ravings of a lunatic.

lmao



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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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There you have it. Even a moron can recognize a chemtrail. Only someone in denial would not.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Seems to me you´re the moronic lunatic here...what´s wrong with this Individual´s eye-witness account...? Anecdotal evidence it´s called, and it´s often admissible in a court of Law. You find it hysterical because it doesn´t fit into your little categorizations of "normal"....? If people confined themselves to pondering the existence of only those things that they themselves had already seen first hand, there´d be very little mind EXPANSION going on... Sometimes, MANY times, One knows the existence of a thing intuitively, and then they may get to actually confirm it with their own two eyes..... Exercised any INTUITION lately OP...? Hmmm, maybe you should, looks like it could help.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Dr P sent me some samples of alien goo to analyze...

[link to www.group-facials.com]
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"Seems to me you´re the moronic lunatic here...what´s wrong with this Individual´s eye-witness account...?"




The only thing missing from that credible eye witness ,was the SNOWMAN jumping out of the UFO and sailing away on the chemtrail.

Would that make the story more or less believable,you think?



woohoo
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Hazzard the only way you would know this is a hoax beyond a shadow of a doubt, is if they said they saw you with a job that paid above minimum wage.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Yuk...This is one woo goo thread.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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God damn... wonder if that is only one guy. Quite a pearl necklace.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Please, hazzard, have some self-respect.

Wipe that stuff off your face!

NO! Not with your toung!
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"Hazzard the only way you would know this is a hoax beyond a shadow of a doubt, is if they said they saw you with a job that paid above minimum wage."


Granted a helicopter flight instructor doesn´t get paid TOO much,who does,but I make a pretty good living.


What does my paycheck have to do with this stupid hoax BS?

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

Flipping burgers I bet.

butt
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Hazzard,

The article doesn´t get funny ´till the end with the language, which is what I feel you´re saying indicates they´re a moron.

You have to sometimes factor in, that when somebody sees something this out of the ordinary and is typing the story for the first time...

but yes I understand where you´re coming from, but the "moronic" language does not indicate truly that the person didn´t see something.

Maybe misidentified something, but I do not think a balloon or any other type of explainable object would decend to a house level, if that truly is what they said it did.

But yes, the ending is quit funny....
"I happened to see the story on Rense.com about the flying weirdness in the sky. I’m for sure this was no flying human or being but this is so odd! Love to know if others had seen these too. "

I first thought they meant this was not flying human or being (human being), but they meant this was no flying human or entity.

Also keep in mind they actually say it was traveling north, which means they can´t be a complete idiot, even if it was the wrong direction...just that they actually tried to take into account and observe the direction it was flying.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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It is funny don´t get me wrong.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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voodoo

cheers
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I really like this quote...

"Also keep in mind they actually say it was traveling north, which means they can´t be a complete idiot, even if it was the WRONG direction..."
VoodooChild (OP)

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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So Hazzard, if this was one object, then what exactly do you think they meant by saying it went into
"box formation"
scratching
Real hazzard (OP)

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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applause


Like I said,my ribbs still hurts.

rofl

Please stop it! !
VoodooChild (OP)

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"I didn’t know if it was a balloon or SOMETHING ELSE so I didn’t send this in. "

If it was something else, then he should send it in.

Also...

If it was doing what he says it was, that´s quit some balloon.





"I happened to see the story on Rense.com about the flying weirdness in the sky."

The flying weirdness in the sky, too bad he didn´t give a link to that story...

Police in Mexico see a Flying Weirdness in the Sky. damned
VoodooChild (OP)

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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When he says box formation, I think he means it was flying around in a square pattern.

Must have been a balloon.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Hey Vodoo why don´t you crawl into hazy´s ass and try to get used to that enviroment?

I thought you to be more open-minded once but ....
VoodooChild (OP)

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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11342, I am opened minded. The guy did see something.

But you have to admit the story is funny though.

If you pretend he really did see a UFO and imagine he´s an idiot, and that´s the story you get..it´s funny.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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11342,
"The flying Weirdness in the Sky" doesn´t make you crack a smile?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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But that is reason enough to worship hazy?

I don´t read hazy´s post normally cause all he can do is to poke fun out of people who believe into anything unknown eg.
VoodooChild (OP)

12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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11342, I´m not worshiping anybody here. Just because it says it´s Godlike doesn´t mean I worship it dance

And so far, you insulted me in your first post, not Hazzard.

I try to get along with everybody here.

So fine, you got me

worship 11342
worship Hazzard


worship worship dance


and you have to admit it is funny, the language used.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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Real hazzard

you sound like a dick weed we had on glp some time back his name was mole blaster . If that you mole old buddy

bushfing

and eat shit and die
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"I try to get along with everybody here."

Hmmm that´s not my style but I didn´t want to insult you, was meant more like a decent headbang.

Peace!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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"And so far, you insulted me in your first post, not Hazzard."

Wait until you dare to believe in chemtrails or Ufos etc.
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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11342,
Sorry for the misunderstandment, don´t get me wrong, I believe in this type of stuff, but I couldn´t resist the "Flying Weirdness".

peace
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12/08/2005 10:07 AM
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I know the UFOs are real, I´ve seen a Flying Saucer last year with a group of people, but I do not know who or what built it.
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"I know the UFOs are real, "

Pssst, don´t let hazy read that!
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