A moron witness a UFO.......and a CHEMTRAIL......and a.........

Open Minded - Someone who is not afraid to embrace new or controversial ideas unquestioningly and enthusiastically, even if they are self-contradictory or founded on nothing more than the ravings of a lunatic.

There you have it. Even a moron can recognize a chemtrail. Only someone in denial would not.

Seems to me you´re the moronic lunatic here...what´s wrong with this Individual´s eye-witness account...? Anecdotal evidence it´s called, and it´s often admissible in a court of Law. You find it hysterical because it doesn´t fit into your little categorizations of "normal"....? If people confined themselves to pondering the existence of only those things that they themselves had already seen first hand, there´d be very little mind EXPANSION going on... Sometimes, MANY times, One knows the existence of a thing intuitively, and then they may get to actually confirm it with their own two eyes..... Exercised any INTUITION lately OP...? Hmmm, maybe you should, looks like it could help.

Dr P sent me some samples of alien goo to analyze...

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"Seems to me you´re the moronic lunatic here...what´s wrong with this Individual´s eye-witness account...?"




The only thing missing from that credible eye witness ,was the SNOWMAN jumping out of the UFO and sailing away on the chemtrail.

Would that make the story more or less believable,you think?

Hazzard the only way you would know this is a hoax beyond a shadow of a doubt, is if they said they saw you with a job that paid above minimum wage.

Yuk...This is one woo goo thread.

God damn... wonder if that is only one guy. Quite a pearl necklace.

Please, hazzard, have some self-respect.

Wipe that stuff off your face!

NO! Not with your toung!

"Hazzard the only way you would know this is a hoax beyond a shadow of a doubt, is if they said they saw you with a job that paid above minimum wage."


Granted a helicopter flight instructor doesn´t get paid TOO much,who does,but I make a pretty good living.


What does my paycheck have to do with this stupid hoax BS?

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

Flipping burgers I bet.

Hazzard,

The article doesn´t get funny ´till the end with the language, which is what I feel you´re saying indicates they´re a moron.

You have to sometimes factor in, that when somebody sees something this out of the ordinary and is typing the story for the first time...

but yes I understand where you´re coming from, but the "moronic" language does not indicate truly that the person didn´t see something.

Maybe misidentified something, but I do not think a balloon or any other type of explainable object would decend to a house level, if that truly is what they said it did.

But yes, the ending is quit funny....
"I happened to see the story on Rense.com about the flying weirdness in the sky. I’m for sure this was no flying human or being but this is so odd! Love to know if others had seen these too. "

I first thought they meant this was not flying human or being (human being), but they meant this was no flying human or entity.

Also keep in mind they actually say it was traveling north, which means they can´t be a complete idiot, even if it was the wrong direction...just that they actually tried to take into account and observe the direction it was flying.

It is funny don´t get me wrong.

voodoo

I really like this quote...

"Also keep in mind they actually say it was traveling north, which means they can´t be a complete idiot, even if it was the WRONG direction..."

So Hazzard, if this was one object, then what exactly do you think they meant by saying it went into
"box formation"

Like I said,my ribbs still hurts.



Please stop it! !

"I didn’t know if it was a balloon or SOMETHING ELSE so I didn’t send this in. "

If it was something else, then he should send it in.

Also...

If it was doing what he says it was, that´s quit some balloon.





"I happened to see the story on Rense.com about the flying weirdness in the sky."

The flying weirdness in the sky, too bad he didn´t give a link to that story...

Police in Mexico see a Flying Weirdness in the Sky.

When he says box formation, I think he means it was flying around in a square pattern.

Must have been a balloon.

Hey Vodoo why don´t you crawl into hazy´s ass and try to get used to that enviroment?

I thought you to be more open-minded once but ....

11342, I am opened minded. The guy did see something.

But you have to admit the story is funny though.

If you pretend he really did see a UFO and imagine he´s an idiot, and that´s the story you get..it´s funny.

11342,
"The flying Weirdness in the Sky" doesn´t make you crack a smile?

But that is reason enough to worship hazy?

I don´t read hazy´s post normally cause all he can do is to poke fun out of people who believe into anything unknown eg.

11342, I´m not worshiping anybody here. Just because it says it´s Godlike doesn´t mean I worship it

And so far, you insulted me in your first post, not Hazzard.

I try to get along with everybody here.

So fine, you got me

11342
Hazzard





and you have to admit it is funny, the language used.

Real hazzard

you sound like a dick weed we had on glp some time back his name was mole blaster . If that you mole old buddy



and eat shit and die

"I try to get along with everybody here."

Hmmm that´s not my style but I didn´t want to insult you, was meant more like a decent headbang.

Peace!

"And so far, you insulted me in your first post, not Hazzard."

Wait until you dare to believe in chemtrails or Ufos etc.

11342,
Sorry for the misunderstandment, don´t get me wrong, I believe in this type of stuff, but I couldn´t resist the "Flying Weirdness".

I know the UFOs are real, I´ve seen a Flying Saucer last year with a group of people, but I do not know who or what built it.

"I know the UFOs are real, "

Pssst, don´t let hazy read that!