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The TRUTH about women and “male friends”

 
Buck Fuddy
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The TRUTH about women and “male friends”
To every guy reading this I encourage you to share this piece with your homeboys. You might already be up on game, but if your not keep reading. To the ladies reading this I hope you learn something from this piece also. Im gonna touch on all aspects of the “male friends” concept, while revealing a few secrets on why so many guys play along with this GAME. Secrets that a lot of women obviously DONT know.
Now if your a already turning your nose up reading this I dont know whether to feel sorry for you for being so damn stubborn and blind to the obvious truth, or to laugh at you for allowing a woman to brainwash you into believing she REALLY has “male friends”. This is why you need to keep reading. You obviously havent studied the game, neither have you realized you been getting played like a SUCKA for a long time now. To the fellas who play along with the “male friend” game, hats off to you, because you make it work to your advantage…but for the chumps who are blind and keep believing women have “male friends” for the sole purpose of true benevolence and nothing more, you need to read this piece 100 times a day until you memorize what Im about to teach you. Pay attention.

I know you met plenty of women who told you all of her male friends are guys she “grew up with”, or “known since high school”, or how “they are like brothers”, and a bunch of other reasons right? And just like a moron, you BELIEVED her. This is where ALL men fuck up. We must realize that women will ALWAYS be more clever than men, why? Because women are MASTERS of illusion. Why you think its so hard to catch a woman cheating? Or lying? Or playing you? Think about it. The same goes for these “male friends”. Dont be stupid. Use common sense. What do you think she REALLY has “male friends” for? To play basketball with? To talk about lingerie with? To watch football with? Cmon son.

Heres the REAL truth…

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MALE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Theres only 3 types of dudes women keep around…

Only Clutch buddies, Fuck buddies, and ATM buddies…

I will break down all three for you…

1.) THE CLUTCH BUDDY (attention giver)
The guy who hangs out with her from time to time, she tells you her problems, you call or text her late at night, or she calls or texts you late at night to see “what you doing”. She lets you believe shes waiting for the right one, she gives you the window of opportunity by telling you she likes to “take things slow” and “get to know someone before jumping into a relationship”. You think she REALLY cares about how your day is going? Or how you feel? She might. But she REALLY only calls you when shes BORED dude. Simple as that. She will add you to her list of “attention givers” and call or text you because she know she can get your attention when she wants it. Women LOVE to feel important, and the “clutch” buddy: meaning “guy she can always turn to for an ego boost” is always there to gas her up. Either by reminding her shes beautiful, or boosting her self esteem by taking her out, or listening to her vent when her boyfriend is treating her wrong, or by simply answering her phone calls when she “needs someone to talk to”. the “clutch” buddy is always right there.

Now this is where it gets tricky…a LOT of men already know this, and they use it to they advantage. For example: a guy who knows the game will play along and ACT like hes really trying to be her “friend”, but hes really using her to get attention from OTHER women. How? If a guy walks into a restaurant, bar, club, or any public place with a nice looking woman…or two…or three…all the women around will think hes intriguing because he has a nice looking woman or a few nice looking women around him. Women are honestly intimidated by other attractive women. Why do you think they compete so hard to stand out amongst other women? Another example is a guy who will have “FEmale friends” for the benefit of getting with one of HER friends, or even getting advice on HOW to get with one of her friends…or better yet HER. But she so busy thinking hes trying to be her “homeboy” she dont even know shes being GAMED. The guy who knows most of her deepest thoughts and secrets is usually the guy she ends up marrying…or fucking. Like all women say: “gotta be friends first”. This leads to the next type of “male friend” she keeps around…

2.) THE FUCK BUDDY (a.k.a. her “best friend”)
You probably either played this role, or been PLAYED by this role. Women will tell you anything if you let her. When she says “hes like my brother, we known each other for years” do you REALLY believe that this guy just appeared in her life and NEVER got a piece of that ass? Cmon son. Open your eyes. How many times have YOU smashed a chick who has a boyfriend or a fiance, or a husband?…and if her man asks her about YOU what do you think she tells him? The SAME thing she told YOU about that OTHER mysterious guy who be calling her. The cool thing about this is that both sides usually know the deal, so in the end theres no feelings hurt. Only a fool will consider wifing a chick who lets a guy smash casually. You think she wont play you for a SMOOTHER guy who has MORE money and more status? WAKE UP!!!! If you get the benefit of blazing a chick without having to commit thats like being selected to receive a free Ferrari via email. Its some BULLSHIT. Hit it once and keep it moving. Thats how real “playas” do right? WRONG. Most dudes keep smashing a “jumpoff” until he gets her knocked, or caught up in some drama, or until he loses his respect or luster and gets dropped. YOU as the man have to ALWAYS drop the chick. Dont EVER get dropped. EVER. Hit it once and keep it moving. ALWAYS.

3.) THE ATM BUDDY (the one with “stacks on deck”)
Almost every woman who is physically attractive (not you boo boo please sit down. thanks) always have a guy around who dont mind spending a little cash for her entertainment. Whether its to go hang out, go out to eat, catch a movie, go clubbing together, shopping…hell even exquisite trips and cruises. Some guys just got cash flow like that, and he might not mind spending on a woman. These are the ULTIMATE suckas to women…a woman MIGHT let the dude smash, but usually she leads him on to thinking he has a chance with her, so she might seduce him by telling him what he wants to hear, or by even giving him some becky in the front seat of his beamer, bentley, or benz, but in the end…she gets what SHE wants. MONEY.

Now…if you cant see by now that you been either getting played, or simply playing yourself, then you need to go and re-read this piece another 100 times. If you dealing with a woman who claims to have “male friends” remember what I told you: WOMEN DONT KEEP FRIENDS, ONLY CLUTCH, FUCK, AND ATM BUDDIES!!!!

Which one are YOU?
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2011 05:38 PM
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You're sad.
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02/02/2011 05:41 PM
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uuhh...duh
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02/02/2011 05:44 PM
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Don't agree. I have had male friends in the past before I married. Nothing ever went on, I didn't suck their money or anything else. Some of them we talked on the phone and some we went to dinner or concerts. We actually were friends. Nothing more and nothing less.
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02/02/2011 05:46 PM
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You're right.
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02/02/2011 05:48 PM
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Truth right here, if any girls deny this.. They're prolly ugly and or don't have any friends.
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02/02/2011 05:50 PM
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OP, just because you have problems with women as friends doesn't mean that every man and woman in this world to. If you can't trust yourself to behave around a woman (any woman), then you probably shouldn't have them as friends. But don't go about telling the rest of us it's impossible - that's just sad.
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02/02/2011 05:51 PM
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I have been all three. Most women are like this but not all.
Sometimes in the red rose garden you will find the a rare white rose in the midst of the others. These are the ones you really want to get.

Dating women is just like fishing. Sometimes you get a catfish, aka bottom feeder and sometimes you hook that beautiful trout on right right away.

Funny stuff though!
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Don't agree. I have had male friends in the past before I married. Nothing ever went on, I didn't suck their money or anything else. Some of them we talked on the phone and some we went to dinner or concerts. We actually were friends. Nothing more and nothing less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209397


They were gay.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/02/2011 05:53 PM
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Re: The TRUTH about women and “male friends”
I have been all three. Most women are like this but not all.
Sometimes in the red rose garden you will find the a rare white rose in the midst of the others. These are the ones you really want to get.

Dating women is just like fishing. Sometimes you get a catfish, aka bottom feeder and sometimes you hook that beautiful trout on right right away.

Funny stuff though!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 785110


Yeh fish indeed, and some of em smell of the stuff.
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Don't agree. I have had male friends in the past before I married. Nothing ever went on, I didn't suck their money or anything else. Some of them we talked on the phone and some we went to dinner or concerts. We actually were friends. Nothing more and nothing less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209397

lol, funny choice of words, "i didn't suck their money"
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You are a genious Op I have employed all 3 techniques at one time or another you should write a book just by being around women ups your chances. I have scored w/ all of your methods . Bump for the truth.
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In large measure, I'd say you are spot on...EXCEPT, the concept does not apply to a 'Lady'...only to women, that is, women that are the same as the wanna be player dudes and dudes that are players...so with that being said, you are spot on buddy!
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Don't agree. I have had male friends in the past before I married. Nothing ever went on, I didn't suck their money or anything else. Some of them we talked on the phone and some we went to dinner or concerts. We actually were friends. Nothing more and nothing less.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209397


They were gay.
 Quoting: FatalWishes

Ha ha ha or she was fat
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02/02/2011 05:58 PM
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op is right.
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Race & Gender wars will cease to exist...Unified respect will follow!
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02/02/2011 05:59 PM
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All of us men should listen to Op the truth will get you laid.
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02/02/2011 06:00 PM
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Don't agree. I have had male friends in the past before I married. Nothing ever went on, I didn't suck their money or anything else. Some of them we talked on the phone and some we went to dinner or concerts. We actually were friends. Nothing more and nothing less.
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And they all wanted to fuck you. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
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02/02/2011 06:01 PM
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its wonderful knowing that this is in your head, playah

chuckle
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Ok, they were not gay, they all ended up marrying later. I was not then nor am I now fat. We were friends. Got it? Sort of like going somewhere or talking to a brother. Only we weren't related.
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Spoken like a true Oaktown MAC.
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women will deny this truth because they dont want men to think they are easy but its all true plus if any man says i just wanna be "HER" freind (dont matter the situaton)he just wants to smash her
humans mother earths killer virus
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02/02/2011 06:03 PM
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OP is a moran.
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Damn...I need some more male "friends"...

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02/02/2011 06:06 PM
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women will deny this truth because they dont want men to think they are easy but its all true plus if any man says i just wanna be "HER" freind (dont matter the situaton)he just wants to smash her
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Yup.
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I have been all three. Most women are like this but not all.
Sometimes in the red rose garden you will find the a rare white rose in the midst of the others. These are the ones you really want to get.

Dating women is just like fishing. Sometimes you get a catfish, aka bottom feeder and sometimes you hook that beautiful trout on right right away.

Funny stuff though!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 785110


Agree.

MOST reasonably good looking women fit men in their lives into those categories ... but not all (way below average ones are a horse of a different color so this doesn't apply to them).

I would say based upon my single and married years, and now single again, that about 90% of the reasonably good looking women out there use this classification system (whether they realize it or not). Anymore I get a chuckle out of watching women "work" men ... often without them even realizing that they are doing it since it is just an automatic subconscious way to act for them.

Thankfully at my age many men are now "clued in" as to this kind of behavior, particularly among the more intelligent types, but is a shame our dad's didn't clue us in when we were in our early 20's.

For myself I now prefer to be in the "Clutch Buddy" classification most of the time while I scope out what's available and look for that rare woman who doesn't treat men that way at all. (OH ... and I do use that "hang with the pretty one" as a way to meet those I really want to meet ... since women get very competitive if they see you with a knock dead gorgeous woman)
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I agree. I thought I had a couple of male friends, but they were just pretending to be friends. At the time noooooooooobody could convince me otherwise. Live and learn.
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You try having female friends when you're in a relationship, and your lady won't like it one bit. Why? Cuz they know what this whole "platonic" thing is really all about.

They want to play you, not be the played by you.
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GZFB
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Nope, he's pretty much on it. I nailed a 'high school' buddy for years while she was married. Her old man did not know what he had. He was always chase some skirt at his office, though he rarely caught them, if ever.

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