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Yahweh calls his Jews by hissing to them!

 
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Yahweh calls his Jews by hissing to them!
<< Isaiah 5 >>
King James Version

26And he [Yahweh] will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them [Jews] from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

<< Zechariah 10 >>
King James Version

8 I [Yahweh] will hiss for them [Jews], and gather them; for I have redeemed them: and they shall increase as they have increased.
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bump 4 reptilian worshipers
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whatever

Mine says WHISTLE.
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moses had a staff that was a serpent.

also snakebite victims looked at the moses serpent staff for healing.
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Yep, YHVH was reptilian!!

FLYING SERPENTS AND DRAGONS, WHY WERE THE ANCIENT GODS SO SHY?

[link to www.apollonius.net]

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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Yep, YHVH was reptilian!!

FLYING SERPENTS AND DRAGONS, WHY WERE THE ANCIENT GODS SO SHY?

[link to www.apollonius.net]

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth

WOW!

From your link:

"In the Old Testament, the overriding need for privacy is also true. During the event known as the Exodus, the deity lived in a tent and was never seen, nor did he dine in public. Specific instructions were given to Moses on how to prepare the food which was left on a grill near the quarters of the deity for him to snack on in privacy.

It was forbidden for humans to see him. Moses was told flatly by his God that "you cannot see my face, for man may not see me and live." And this prohibition against being seen by humans is carried to an extreme throughout the Scriptures. It became an injunction of not to make "a graven image" or a likeness of the deity.

Thus Man is not only banned from seeing what his god looked like but even to make an image of what he thought he looked like. Why the taboo? Could it be that its appearance would be so foreign and repulsive that it had to be withheld from man? One would logically assume that if the deities were so superior and grand as the Scriptures indicate, that they would be flattered and pleased to allow man to see and copy their magnificence!"

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What evidence is there that YHVH was not a reptilian?
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
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devil6

Hisssssssssssss!
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Re: Yahweh calls his Jews by hissing to them!
IT REFERS TO HOW A SHEPHERD CALLED HIS SHEEP
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Why did YHVH need to eat?
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IT REFERS TO HOW A SHEPHERD CALLED HIS SHEEP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254839

SORRY THATS INCOREECT BUT I THOUGHT THERES SO REFERENCE TO SHEEP BEING HISSED AT BY SHEPHERDS ANYWAY

ITS REFERS TO BEES


He will - hiss "He will hist" - "The metaphor is taken from the practice of those that keep bees, who draw them out of their hives into the fields, and lead them back again, &#963;&#965;&#961;&#953;&#963;&#956;&#945;&#963;&#953;, by a hiss or a whistle." - Cyril, on this place; and to the same purpose Theodoret, ib. In Isaiah 7:18, the metaphor is more apparent, by being carried farther, where the hostile armies are expressed by the fly and the bee: -

"Jehovah shall hist the fly That is in the utmost parts of Egypt; And the bee, that is in the land of Assyria."

On which place see Deuteronomy 1:44; Psalm 118:12; and God calls the locusts his great army, Joel 2:25; Exodus 23:28. See Huet, Quest. Alnet. 2:12. &#1513;&#1512;&#1511; sharak or shrak, he shall whistle for them, call loud and shrill; he shall shriek, and they (their enemies) shall come at his call.

With speed - This refers to the Isaiah 5:19. As the scoffers had challenged God to make speed, and to hasten his work of vengeance, so now God assures them that with speed and swiftly it shall come.
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 588917



YAHWEH
MEANS LORD

THE LORD GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS IS SPIRIT.

SERPENTS ARE CREATED THING NOT SPIRTIS
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Great..

So the Jews are all Parseltongues...

chuckle
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The best way to call Jews is..

FREE STUFF
1/2 OFF
BUFFET
2 FOR 1
Come and get it...........
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Re: Yahweh calls his Jews by hissing to them!
Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 588917



YAHWEH
MEANS LORD

THE LORD GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS IS SPIRIT.

SERPENTS ARE CREATED THING NOT SPIRTIS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254839

Then did the scribes lie when they called the serpent YHVH?
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Q: What's more dangerous then a Muslim with a Bomb?

A: A Jew with a coupon
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The best way to call Jews is..

FREE STUFF
1/2 OFF
BUFFET
2 FOR 1
Come and get it...........

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254631


Dang! Where did I drop that wallet!
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moses had a staff that was a serpent.

also snakebite victims looked at the moses serpent staff for healing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254866


I had no idea that Yawheh did that lol
Yes! Moses did, but the power that came was from God the Father Yawheh.
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moses had a staff that was a serpent.

also snakebite victims looked at the moses serpent staff for healing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254866


I had no idea that Yawheh did that lol
Yes! Moses did, but the power that came was from God the Father Yawheh.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1188131

why a serpent?
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Q: What's more dangerous then a Muslim with a Bomb?

A: A Jew with a coupon

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254631



i dont think ive ever known a jew?

are they hagglers?
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whatever

Mine says WHISTLE.
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So they are dogs? laugh
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So what if everything you believe is the exact opposite of reality?
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Why did YHVH need to eat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947

Doesn't YHVH visit someone for meal ? Not sure exactly whom...
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Q: What's more dangerous then a Muslim with a Bomb?

A: A Jew with a coupon

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254631



i dont think ive ever known a jew?

are they hagglers?
 Quoting: Inthevoid

Above and Beyond Hagglers

A jewish son goes to his Dad and asks to borrow $40, The Dad says $30 what are you going to buy with $20..?!?
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OK it's obvious these questions are making someone(s) uncomfortable.
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Why did YHVH need to eat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947


This reptilian yhvh was a flesh and blood creature, not some spirit god!!

Even the christian scriptures have him walking in the garden while the day was cool!!

And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day (Gen 3:8)


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Why did YHVH need to eat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947

Doesn't YHVH visit someone for meal ? Not sure exactly whom...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254800

Old Testament.
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Why did YHVH need to eat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947

Doesn't YHVH visit someone for meal ? Not sure exactly whom...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254800

Old Testament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947

Abraham ?
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Why did YHVH need to eat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947

Doesn't YHVH visit someone for meal ? Not sure exactly whom...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254800

Old Testament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947

Abraham ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254800


It was a couple of angels that sat and ate with Jacob or Esau, don't remember which one!!

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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<< Isaiah 5 >>
King James Version

26And he [Yahweh] will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them [Jews] from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

<< Zechariah 10 >>


I have my degree in Biblical history/Hebrew and want to tell people that the NIV version of the Bible is the most direct translation we have to the original Hebrew.....

NIV Version
Isa 5:26 He lifts up a banner for the distant nations, he whistles for those at the ends of the earth. Here they come, swiftly and speedily!


New American Standard Bible (©1995)
He will also lift up a standard to the distant nation, And will whistle for it from the ends of the earth; And behold, it will come with speed swiftly.

King James Bible
And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:

American King James Version

And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss to them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:

American Standard Version
And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss for them from the end of the earth; and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

Douay-Rheims Bible
And he will lift up a sign to the nations afar off, and will whistle to them from the ends of the earth: and behold they shall come with speed swiftly.

Darby Bible Translation
And he will lift up a banner to the nations afar off, and will hiss for one from the end of the earth; and behold, it will come rapidly and lightly.

English Revised Version

And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss for them from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:

Webster's Bible Translation
And he will lift up an ensign to the nations from afar, and will hiss to them from the end of the earth: and behold, they shall come with speed swiftly:

World English Bible

He will lift up a banner to the nations from far, and he will whistle for them from the end of the earth. Behold, they will come speedily and swiftly.
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When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky......!

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