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Yahweh calls his Jews by hissing to them!

 
VivianV

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When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky......!

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yeah Siddhartha Gautama said that, you know the awakened one aka the buddha. you're a buddha too, you just don't realize it yet, but maybe you do..... when you realize you are awakened, then you become realized and the dream turns into what it truly is, just a dream. what happens when you wake up within a dream? when you understand its a dream? everything becomes perfectly clear and full of joy :) :hearts:
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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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whatever

Mine says WHISTLE.
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correct.... it also means to SIGNAL his people.
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IT REFERS TO HOW A SHEPHERD CALLED HIS SHEEP
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ditto
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Yep, YHVH was reptilian!!

FLYING SERPENTS AND DRAGONS, WHY WERE THE ANCIENT GODS SO SHY?

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth

WOW!

From your link:

"In the Old Testament, the overriding need for privacy is also true. During the event known as the Exodus, the deity lived in a tent and was never seen, nor did he dine in public. Specific instructions were given to Moses on how to prepare the food which was left on a grill near the quarters of the deity for him to snack on in privacy.

It was forbidden for humans to see him. Moses was told flatly by his God that "you cannot see my face, for man may not see me and live." And this prohibition against being seen by humans is carried to an extreme throughout the Scriptures. It became an injunction of not to make "a graven image" or a likeness of the deity.

Thus Man is not only banned from seeing what his god looked like but even to make an image of what he thought he looked like. Why the taboo? Could it be that its appearance would be so foreign and repulsive that it had to be withheld from man? One would logically assume that if the deities were so superior and grand as the Scriptures indicate, that they would be flattered and pleased to allow man to see and copy their magnificence!"

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What evidence is there that YHVH was not a reptilian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947


+1

Reptilians.
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He lifts up a banner for the distant nations, he whistles for those at the ends of the earth. Here they come, swiftly and speedily! NIV



He will send a signal to distant nations far away and whistle to those at the ends of the earth. They will come racing toward Jerusalem. NLV

And he will lift up an ensign ... - The idea here is, that the nations of the earth are under his control, and that he can call whom he pleases to execute his purposes. This power over the nations he often claims; compare Isaiah 44:28; Isaiah 45:1-7; Isaiah 10:5-7; Isaiah 9:11; Isaiah 8:18. An "ensign" is the "standard," or "flag" used in an army. The elevation of the standard was a signal for assembling for war. God represents himself here as simply raising the standard, expecting that the nations would come at once.

And will hiss unto them - This means that he would "collect" them together to accomplish his purposes. The expression is probably taken from the manner in which bees were hived. Theodoret and Cyril, on this place, say, that in Syria and Palestine, they who kept bees were able to draw them out of their hives, and conduct them into fields, and bring them back again, with the sound of a flute or the noise of hissing. It is certain also that the ancients had this idea respecting bees. Pliny (lib. xi. ch. 20) says: Gaudent plausu, atque tinnitu aeris, coque convocantur. 'They rejoice in a sound, and in the tinkling of brass, and are thus called together.' AElian (lib. v. ch. 13) says, that when they are disposed to fly away, their keepers make a musical and harmonious sound, and that they are thus brought back as by a siren, and restored to their hives.
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He lifts up a banner for the distant nations, he whistles for those at the ends of the earth. Here they come, swiftly and speedily! NIV



He will send a signal to distant nations far away and whistle to those at the ends of the earth. They will come racing toward Jerusalem. NLV

And he will lift up an ensign ... - The idea here is, that the nations of the earth are under his control, and that he can call whom he pleases to execute his purposes. This power over the nations he often claims; compare Isaiah 44:28; Isaiah 45:1-7; Isaiah 10:5-7; Isaiah 9:11; Isaiah 8:18. An "ensign" is the "standard," or "flag" used in an army. The elevation of the standard was a signal for assembling for war. God represents himself here as simply raising the standard, expecting that the nations would come at once.

And will hiss unto them - This means that he would "collect" them together to accomplish his purposes. The expression is probably taken from the manner in which bees were hived. Theodoret and Cyril, on this place, say, that in Syria and Palestine, they who kept bees were able to draw them out of their hives, and conduct them into fields, and bring them back again, with the sound of a flute or the noise of hissing. It is certain also that the ancients had this idea respecting bees. Pliny (lib. xi. ch. 20) says: Gaudent plausu, atque tinnitu aeris, coque convocantur. 'They rejoice in a sound, and in the tinkling of brass, and are thus called together.' AElian (lib. v. ch. 13) says, that when they are disposed to fly away, their keepers make a musical and harmonious sound, and that they are thus brought back as by a siren, and restored to their hives.
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<< Isaiah 5 >>
King James Version

26And he [Yahweh] will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them [Jews] from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

<< Zechariah 10 >>
King James Version

8 I [Yahweh] will hiss for them [Jews], and gather them; for I have redeemed them: and they shall increase as they have increased.
 Quoting: K420 665165



You actually think Yahweh is reptilian?

LOLOL

Comon bro...

Just because they used the word hiss doesn't mean he was a serpent. God is of spirit, the first and the last, he is not of flesh or anything corruptible.

So that contradicts your possibility of God being a reptilian.

This is another case of a non-believer taking parts of the Bible and interpreting them in a way that fits your thought.

You can't just point out one thing and think it means a whole of something.

Heres the definition to hiss...

hiss&#8194; &#8194;
[his] Show IPA
–verb (used without object)
1.
to make or emit a sharp sound like that of the letter s prolonged, as a snake does, or as steam does when forced under pressure through a small opening.
2.
to express disapproval or contempt by making this sound: The audience hissed when the actor forgot his lines.
–verb (used with object)
3.
to express disapproval of by hissing: The audience hissed the controversial play.
4.
to silence or drive away by hissing (usually followed by away, down, etc.): They hissed down the author when he tried to speak.
5.
to utter with a hiss.

Where in that definition does it say that if you "hiss" that you must be a reptilian?

Wow...
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Literal translation from the Hebrew:

Isaiah 5:26
and he lifts banner for nations from afar and he hisses for him from outmost of the earth and behold hastily fleetly he is coming.

Zechariah 10:8
i shall hiss for them and i shall convene them that i ransom them and and they many as what they were many.

Sorry folks, not my syntax, but you get the idea.
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Numbers 21:8


8 The LORD said to Moses, “Make a snake and put it up on a pole; anyone who is bitten can look at it and live.”

Numbers 21:9


9 So Moses made a bronze snake and put it up on a pole. Then when anyone was bitten by a snake and looked at the bronze snake, they lived.

OMG!!!...Yaweh Reptilian symbolizim!!!
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 588917


RA comes from the egyption God "AMEN RA"
There's also another Egyption God/deity caled ISIS.
Lastly, there's also another god "EL" which is the god of Saturn. Masons can attest that Saturn is infact the embodiment of Satan.

These people moved from egypt to Israel in the exudus led by moses...

Why is this significant?

Well, if we take the IS from 'isis', RA from 'amen ra' and EL
we get IS-RA-EL or Israel !


It's also where the word "Elites" comes from. The people who followed EL more than the others became the "elites" who were all poweful and even to this day.
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Q: What's more dangerous then a Muslim with a Bomb?

A: A Jew with a coupon

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i dont think ive ever known a jew?

are they hagglers?
 Quoting: Inthevoid

Above and Beyond Hagglers

A jewish son goes to his Dad and asks to borrow $40, The Dad says $30 what are you going to buy with $20..?!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254631



That was a good one! rofl
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I like fried snake with a hot chilli fishsauce dipping sauce.
I also like drinking raw snakeblood.
I throw idiots on the bbq...™

Best Idiot Idiom so far:
You are about as far from the truth as can be ! thats why you are a EvilBugger
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Q: What's more dangerous then a Muslim with a Bomb?

A: A Jew with a coupon

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254631



i dont think ive ever known a jew?

are they hagglers?
 Quoting: Inthevoid

Above and Beyond Hagglers

A jewish son goes to his Dad and asks to borrow $40, The Dad says $30 what are you going to buy with $20..?!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254631


And where is dad going to get the $10 from in the first place...
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Acts 7:48-50 tell us:

The Most High does not live in houses made by human hands. As the prophet says:

"‘Heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool. What kind of house will you build for me?"

"Or where will my resting place be? Has not my hand made all these things?"





The god of Moses had need to live in a tent built by man.





Furthermore, Amos 5:21-24 tells us:

“I hate, I despise your religious festivals;
your assemblies are a stench to me.

Even though you bring me burnt offerings and grain offerings, I will not accept them.

Though you bring choice fellowship offerings,
I will have no regard for them.

Away with the noise of your songs!
I will not listen to the music of your harps.

But let justice roll on like a river,
righteousness like a never-failing stream!





The god of Moses demanded to be served flesh -LOTS AND LOTS OF FLESH!
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:cruise"

Those old campfire bastards must have a passion for serpent mythology.
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The priests had to burn incense because snakes stink!
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 588917


RA was mad at the gyptians?
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<< Isaiah 5 >>
King James Version

26And he [Yahweh] will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them [Jews] from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

<< Zechariah 10 >>
King James Version

8 I [Yahweh] will hiss for them [Jews], and gather them; for I have redeemed them: and they shall increase as they have increased.
 Quoting: K420 665165



God is of spirit, the first and the last, he is not of flesh or anything corruptible.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1156421


Who do you say was the being was, who was obviously some sort of physical being that Moses was communing with in Sin ai.
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whatever

Mine says WHISTLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253301



So they are dogs? laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 947874


Dogs don't whistle, scruffy. Deal with it. But we humans whistle to each other all the time. In fact, it's also a sign that we approve of something. Don't hate because you can't whistle. Enjoy....


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The first attempt at creating a "chosen people" was in the garden, where the serpent partially deactivated the DNA of Adam and Eve, effectively separating them from their creator ALMIGHTY GOD.

It was never meant to be this way.

ALMIGHTY GOD doesn't have a "chosen people".
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 588917


RA comes from the egyption God "AMEN RA"
There's also another Egyption God/deity caled ISIS.
Lastly, there's also another god "EL" which is the god of Saturn. Masons can attest that Saturn is infact the embodiment of Satan.

These people moved from egypt to Israel in the exudus led by moses...

Why is this significant?

Well, if we take the IS from 'isis', RA from 'amen ra' and EL
we get IS-RA-EL or Israel !


It's also where the word "Elites" comes from. The people who followed EL more than the others became the "elites" who were all poweful and even to this day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1255305


my friend.. unwillingly or otherwise you just disclosed the secret of the "trinity"...

Isis - mary, Ra - jesus, El - holy spirit.

there is one God, one Creator.
these 3 are entities consumed by pride and arrogance, as you can planly see in their followers.
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Hissing is most amusing. Indeed.
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I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you. -Luke 10:19
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If you're a King Jimmy boy, OP, it's a long time you grow up. Whistle/hiss makes no sense without a Hebrew Concordance which is readily available these days.
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Why would Moses not let the people go, causing men to wander in the desert for 40 years while feeding them a wafer substance?
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Can a snake find water in the desert?

Who or what was this Moses?
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whatever

Mine says WHISTLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253301



So they are dogs? laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 947874


Dogs don't whistle, scruffy. Deal with it. But we humans whistle to each other all the time. In fact, it's also a sign that we approve of something. Don't hate because you can't whistle. Enjoy....


[link to www.youtube.com]

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1253301



Ha-ha. Very good. Why are people jealous that the Creator has a People chosen for His name? They need to get over it, and fast.

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