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Yahweh calls his Jews by hissing to them!

 
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The serpent conducted his experiment in the sterile desert environment.
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They wandered in the desert for an entire generation and produced offspring who were also fed this wafer substance.
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For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.

-Romans 1:16

Why are the Jews foremost in need of salvation?
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After Moses work was finished, he was no longer needed and the Serpent discarded his body to lead this fresh generation of vipers into foreign lands where he would:

1. test the supersoldiers ability to acomodate possession and
2. participate in the bloody act of war that he so relished.

Entire cities of men, women, and children were slaughtered along with their animals. Nations were conquered, entire populations genocided.

AND SO BEGAN the grievous history of the serpents "chosen people", sent forth among the nations to steal, kill and destroy.


The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.
-John 10:10
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The LORD is a warrior; the LORD is his name.
-Exodus 15:3

Apparently not a skilled one.



1 Samuel 4:1-10

And Samuel’s word came to all Israel.

Now the Israelites went out to fight against the Philistines. The Israelites camped at Ebenezer, and the Philistines at Aphek. The Philistines deployed their forces to meet Israel, and as the battle spread, Israel was defeated by the Philistines, who killed about four thousand of them on the battlefield.

When the soldiers returned to camp, the elders of Israel asked, “Why did the LORD bring defeat on us today before the Philistines? Let us bring the ark of the LORD’s covenant from Shiloh, so that he may go with us and save us from the hand of our enemies.”

So the people sent men to Shiloh, and they brought back the ark of the covenant of the LORD Almighty, who is enthroned between the cherubim. And Eli’s two sons, Hophni and Phinehas, were there with the ark of the covenant of God.

When the ark of the LORD’s covenant came into the camp, all Israel raised such a great shout that the ground shook. 6 Hearing the uproar, the Philistines asked, “What’s all this shouting in the Hebrew camp?”

When they learned that the ark of the LORD had come into the camp, the Philistines were afraid. “A god has[a] come into the camp,” they said. “Oh no! Nothing like this has happened before. We’re doomed! Who will deliver us from the hand of these mighty gods? They are the gods who struck the Egyptians with all kinds of plagues in the wilderness. Be strong, Philistines! Be men, or you will be subject to the Hebrews, as they have been to you. Be men, and fight!”

So the Philistines fought, and the Israelites were defeated and every man fled to his tent. The slaughter was very great; Israel lost thirty thousand foot soldiers. The ark of God was captured, and Eli’s two sons, Hophni and Phinehas, died.




How

is it possible

that this "great warrior god"

(who supposedly created Heavens and Earth)

loses 34,000 soldiers AND HIS DWELLING PLACE in one battle??


rofl Seriously!


This should serve as warning to modern Israelis!


The Hebrews walked in a desert for 40 years performing all the somersaults and handstands that moses wrote down. They fed the monster their best meat and what do they get in return? KILLED IN BATTLE!
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For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.

-Romans 1:16

Why are the Jews foremost in need of salvation?
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How does that scripture imply that Jews are foremost in need of salvation?

All it says is that the Gospel brings salvation to everyone who believe, and it was brought first to the jews(isrealites) and then made it's way in time to the gentile.
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Here is a possibility...

From the original Hebrew:

The word is Sharaq

Pictographically:

Shin = looks like two front teeth
Resh = Profile of the head of a man
Quph = Centerline drawn through the galaxy

So

Sharaq = A (sound/word/whistle?) coming to man from the centre of the galaxy.

Interesting that we will be passing through the centreline of the galaxy on Dec 21/2012. Isn't some sort of 'galactic wave' reported to hit us around then?

Perhaps the word Sharaq describes this event.

...


Note: pictures are 'worth a thousand words', so the pictures in one word may not equal the meaning in the pictures of another word, for example.

Shanah (Year)

Shin = Measuring lines on a ruler
Nun = Sprout of a growing plant
Hey = Man with arms raised

so, year = measurement of the growth of a man.

When you read the words of Torah, you need to imagine the pictographs that go along with the words. You can't imagine anything but confusion reading whatever the torah has been scripted into for 'modern day'.

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Better than pissing on them, I guess.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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this concerns the calling forth of the Babylonians as in the book of Habakkuk,to scourge the American people because they turned their backs to him,who was a hedge of protection,to them,he is bring the Babylonians to correct his people because of the Vows of your leaders,which they did break!And still there is no turning back!......sheep
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He hiss's to the ones who are to correct his people,not his people,and the one's he used were the babylonians.
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This creature would hiss at its followers. What were the Sumerians trying to show?

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]
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This creature would hiss at its followers. What were the Sumerians trying to show?

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]
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i've seen that somewhere but cant remembere where...
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Icke et al bring up. I lean towards the idea of serpent-faced humans - genetic mutation? Homo Superior? - rather than giant bipedal lizards. Long skulls and narrow faces, different enough from ordinary humans to scare them. And highly intelligent too.
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<< Isaiah 5 >>
King James Version

26And he [Yahweh] will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them [Jews] from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

<< Zechariah 10 >>
King James Version

8 I [Yahweh] will hiss for them [Jews], and gather them; for I have redeemed them: and they shall increase as they have increased.
 Quoting: K420 665165


don't be a dick all your life OP.
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Yep, YHVH was reptilian!!

FLYING SERPENTS AND DRAGONS, WHY WERE THE ANCIENT GODS SO SHY?

[link to www.apollonius.net]

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If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth

WOW!

From your link:

"In the Old Testament, the overriding need for privacy is also true. During the event known as the Exodus, the deity lived in a tent and was never seen, nor did he dine in public. Specific instructions were given to Moses on how to prepare the food which was left on a grill near the quarters of the deity for him to snack on in privacy.

It was forbidden for humans to see him. Moses was told flatly by his God that "you cannot see my face, for man may not see me and live." And this prohibition against being seen by humans is carried to an extreme throughout the Scriptures. It became an injunction of not to make "a graven image" or a likeness of the deity.

Thus Man is not only banned from seeing what his god looked like but even to make an image of what he thought he looked like. Why the taboo? Could it be that its appearance would be so foreign and repulsive that it had to be withheld from man? One would logically assume that if the deities were so superior and grand as the Scriptures indicate, that they would be flattered and pleased to allow man to see and copy their magnificence!"

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What evidence is there that YHVH was not a reptilian?
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Regarding the Reptilian origins of the God's.No human was allowed to 'see' them & live.Communication yes,but no face-to-face contact.This explains why they always resided in the mountain tops,& ocean floors,no human accessibility.And when you search further along the road, you will discover the 13 Bloodlines that rule the world. Recently an oil painting of Queen Elizabeth I posing with a 'rose' in her hand in front of her was being refurbished & they discovered there was another 'image' under the 'rose, so they removed the cover up paint and viola! ,there in her hand was not a rose , but a 'Serpent'. Is this the 'symbol' of her lineage? The 'Serpent' was the main symbol on the family shield of 'Anu'. His sons, Lord's Enlil(Yahweh) & Enki(Ptah) were given co-command to take control of & settle the Earth. It is written that when they arrived and took control,there were already humans upon the planet still in evolutionary process after the last dimensional shift when 'primordial-Human' disappeared. These are the Biblical 'God's ,Lord 'Enlil' (Yahweh-The 'Jealous God'),and Lord 'Enki' (the 'Loving God','Lord of the Earth'). Simply put,Lord 'Enki' did NOT create the human species as a whole ,he simply used & followed the genetic pattern of DNA from an existing human on the planet. It is written that the 'egg' of a Neanderthal woman (modified) & impregnated by HIS OWN sperm,thereby giving us 'Divine Birthright' as Heirs to the Throne of God ,yes that's right ,Heirs! ,we are now considered His 'Children'- our Loving 'Father' ,and that is why 'Yahweh' ,his brother ,was the 'Jealous God' of humanity. We are a threat as Heirs to the Throne in the Kingdom of God and it was him that was informed of impending doom for the planet & under his instructions humanity was not to be informed for their demise fit his plans perfectly to get rid of these pesky humans, but his brother found out & decided to save some so he secretly told 'Noah'(real name different)who then of course built the 'Ark',which in truth was not a boat, but more like a submarine.When you thirst to know how this world all began,you will discover who's who, & what's what of this world,& when you re-read the Bible with all it's pluralities & parables it will then make sense to you.
By the way, when the 'God's return, we shall have a new 'Supreme' God, or should I say 'Goddess', that's right ,Inanna, the Grand-daughter of King 'Anu' will sit upon the Throne and Rule over Man upon the Earth. Hey, I don't write this stuff, I'm just sharing. Take it ,or leave it, it's up to you.
Well ,that's my take.
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This hissing came from an astroid type object that "parted the red sea" and brought "plagues on the Egyptians." Moses took advantage of this chaos in the heavens by leading the slaves (Moses' people) his people out of Egypt. So yes, the Jewish "God" helped lead them out of Egypt.
"Putting your hand into a river, you simultaneously touch the last of what is passing and the first of what is coming."
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more moranic bullshit

a simple etymological search for "hiss" produces whistle.

Absolute BS....
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<< Isaiah 5 >>
King James Version

26And he [Yahweh] will lift up an ensign to the nations from far, and will hiss unto them [Jews] from the end of the earth: and, behold, they shall come with speed swiftly.

<< Zechariah 10 >>
King James Version

8 I [Yahweh] will hiss for them [Jews], and gather them; for I have redeemed them: and they shall increase as they have increased.
 Quoting: K420 665165


Then why would the SERPENT be the one to tempt Eve? Before saying he was a cohort of Yahweh it does not really read like they were best buds....I do feel you raised a good question for debate here and will look at this thread fully now.
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
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some place you can reference that? Where did you get this from in other words?
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Yep, YHVH was reptilian!!

FLYING SERPENTS AND DRAGONS, WHY WERE THE ANCIENT GODS SO SHY?

[link to www.apollonius.net]

___________

If it expects or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth

WOW!

From your link:

"In the Old Testament, the overriding need for privacy is also true. During the event known as the Exodus, the deity lived in a tent and was never seen, nor did he dine in public. Specific instructions were given to Moses on how to prepare the food which was left on a grill near the quarters of the deity for him to snack on in privacy.

It was forbidden for humans to see him. Moses was told flatly by his God that "you cannot see my face, for man may not see me and live." And this prohibition against being seen by humans is carried to an extreme throughout the Scriptures. It became an injunction of not to make "a graven image" or a likeness of the deity.

Thus Man is not only banned from seeing what his god looked like but even to make an image of what he thought he looked like. Why the taboo? Could it be that its appearance would be so foreign and repulsive that it had to be withheld from man? One would logically assume that if the deities were so superior and grand as the Scriptures indicate, that they would be flattered and pleased to allow man to see and copy their magnificence!"

____


What evidence is there that YHVH was not a reptilian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947


Regarding the Reptilian origins of the God's.No human was allowed to 'see' them & live.Communication yes,but no face-to-face contact.This explains why they always resided in the mountain tops,& ocean floors,no human accessibility.And when you search further along the road, you will discover the 13 Bloodlines that rule the world. Recently an oil painting of Queen Elizabeth I posing with a 'rose' in her hand in front of her was being refurbished & they discovered there was another 'image' under the 'rose, so they removed the cover up paint and viola! ,there in her hand was not a rose , but a 'Serpent'. Is this the 'symbol' of her lineage? The 'Serpent' was the main symbol on the family shield of 'Anu'. His sons, Lord's Enlil(Yahweh) & Enki(Ptah) were given co-command to take control of & settle the Earth. It is written that when they arrived and took control,there were already humans upon the planet still in evolutionary process after the last dimensional shift when 'primordial-Human' disappeared. These are the Biblical 'God's ,Lord 'Enlil' (Yahweh-The 'Jealous God'),and Lord 'Enki' (the 'Loving God','Lord of the Earth'). Simply put,Lord 'Enki' did NOT create the human species as a whole ,he simply used & followed the genetic pattern of DNA from an existing human on the planet. It is written that the 'egg' of a Neanderthal woman (modified) & impregnated by HIS OWN sperm,thereby giving us 'Divine Birthright' as Heirs to the Throne of God ,yes that's right ,Heirs! ,we are now considered His 'Children'- our Loving 'Father' ,and that is why 'Yahweh' ,his brother ,was the 'Jealous God' of humanity. We are a threat as Heirs to the Throne in the Kingdom of God and it was him that was informed of impending doom for the planet & under his instructions humanity was not to be informed for their demise fit his plans perfectly to get rid of these pesky humans, but his brother found out & decided to save some so he secretly told 'Noah'(real name different)who then of course built the 'Ark',which in truth was not a boat, but more like a submarine.When you thirst to know how this world all began,you will discover who's who, & what's what of this world,& when you re-read the Bible with all it's pluralities & parables it will then make sense to you.
By the way, when the 'God's return, we shall have a new 'Supreme' God, or should I say 'Goddess', that's right ,Inanna, the Grand-daughter of King 'Anu' will sit upon the Throne and Rule over Man upon the Earth. Hey, I don't write this stuff, I'm just sharing. Take it ,or leave it, it's up to you.
Well ,that's my take.
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Anu is not GOD,he is refered to in bible as the "ancient of days",but that do'es not make him GOD........sheep
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It was forbidden for humans to see him. Moses was told flatly by his God that "you cannot see my face, for man may not see me and live." And this prohibition against being seen by humans is carried to an extreme throughout the Scriptures. It became an injunction of not to make "a graven image" or a likeness of the deity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254947


You just don't understand the language here.

Who is the God of Moses?

I AM.

Which is why the commandments were carved in stone. So you had to READ them. This way you could hear my voice within YOU.

Now tell me, what image could you possibly give to my voice?


Thus Man is not only banned from seeing what his god looked like but even to make an image of what he thought he looked like. Why the taboo? Could it be that its appearance would be so foreign and repulsive that it had to be withheld from man? One would logically assume that if the deities were so superior and grand as the Scriptures indicate, that they would be flattered and pleased to allow man to see and copy their magnificence!"
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This was for your own good!

Don't you remember how illiterate you were as slaves back then?

It is because you were educated that you became free enough to deny my existence, yet you lost the common sense to recognize me for what I AM.



What evidence is there that YHVH was not a reptilian?
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I AM right here behind you.

I AM the one you reason with when you are alone.

YOU tell me, am I reptilian?
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IT REFERS TO HOW A SHEPHERD CALLED HIS SHEEP
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SORRY THATS INCOREECT BUT I THOUGHT THERES SO REFERENCE TO SHEEP BEING HISSED AT BY SHEPHERDS ANYWAY

ITS REFERS TO BEES


He will - hiss "He will hist" - "The metaphor is taken from the practice of those that keep bees, who draw them out of their hives into the fields, and lead them back again, &#963;&#965;&#961;&#953;&#963;&#956;&#945;&#963;&#953;, by a hiss or a whistle." - Cyril, on this place; and to the same purpose Theodoret, ib. In Isaiah 7:18, the metaphor is more apparent, by being carried farther, where the hostile armies are expressed by the fly and the bee: -

"Jehovah shall hist the fly That is in the utmost parts of Egypt; And the bee, that is in the land of Assyria."

On which place see Deuteronomy 1:44; Psalm 118:12; and God calls the locusts his great army, Joel 2:25; Exodus 23:28. See Huet, Quest. Alnet. 2:12. &#1513;&#1512;&#1511; sharak or shrak, he shall whistle for them, call loud and shrill; he shall shriek, and they (their enemies) shall come at his call.

With speed - This refers to the Isaiah 5:19. As the scoffers had challenged God to make speed, and to hasten his work of vengeance, so now God assures them that with speed and swiftly it shall come.
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Having had livestock most my life I can see this makes good sense, many times I can get a certain animal to come with a whistle much better than any other noise (hollering ect...)
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
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YAHWEH
MEANS LORD


THE LORD GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS IS SPIRIT.

SERPENTS ARE CREATED THING NOT SPIRTIS
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NOPE that is not correct, pretty certain of that
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Great..

So the Jews are all Parseltongues...

chuckle
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LOL! well that was my initial reaction but now I will have to mull over any darker meaning!!
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Seraf means serpent.

Yahweh/Jehovah is 'Ra' ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 588917



YAHWEH
MEANS LORD

THE LORD GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS IS SPIRIT.

SERPENTS ARE CREATED THING NOT SPIRTIS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1254839

Then did the scribes lie when they called the serpent YHVH?
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What are you refering to a scripture?
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All the fat is the lord's.

that's some god. must not have a heart.
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Q: What's more dangerous then a Muslim with a Bomb?

A: A Jew with a coupon

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i dont think ive ever known a jew?

are they hagglers?
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good grief You do not have to know a jew for this to be the "joke" or a bad wrap whichever way you wish to look at it....have you never heard the saying "Watch out he will jew you down" as in haggle, rip off....and the supposed jews are good with money...bankers....? I do not mean this in a derogatory manner by any means btw just that people have been conditioned by antisemetic ideas imho

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