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URGENT: Underwear shortage critical as Israeli’s continue to shit all over themselves!!

 
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TEL AVIV (AB) – Tel Aviv Mayor Ron Huldai, today called upon Prime Minister Netanyahu to declare a State Of Emergency as the situation has now become untenable, while the entire population of Israel continues to shit all over themselves in fear after the Egyptian uprising, and stores have all run out of knickers. There is apparently not a clean pair of underwear anywhere to be found in the state of Israel. Roboplows, which were called into action last night, have all become bogged down, as the shit is just too deep. At the Western Wall in Jerusalem, the followers of Rabbi Shalom Crazeputz continue to grow, and there are now hundreds of terrified Israeli’s, beating their heads on the wall while chanting: holy shit, holy shit.

In a suprising development, Prime Minister Netanyahu spoke today, after aids of the Prime Minister were successfully able to hose the shit off of him and put him in a clean diaper, and quickly called an ambassadors meeting, as reported by the Jewish Review™ which, described Netanyahu’s appearance as “a remarkable display of strength and courage representative of the bravery of the Israeli people”. He appeared before the assembled ambassadors from every country in the world in a diaper, and mumbled something that sounded like: “Muslim” “scared” “Help” before he shit all over himself again, which was met with hysterical laughter from everyone except the ambassador from the United States, who expressed his deepest concerns and promised to send several cargo planes full of cash.

The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) in Geneva, Switzerland, has upgraded the Bio-hazard level for the state of Israel to “NASTY” and called for Israeli’s to: “knock it off” “chill out” “grow up” and to “return to their normal level of extreme paranoia and fear” and said they still hope to send International volunteers to go hold Israeli’s hands, but remain unable to find anyone who gives a fuck.

Meanwhile, the party in Iran continues in full swing, as a fresh shipment of Champaign and Caviar arrived from Russia. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has called on Charlie Sheen to send several suitcases of cocaine to “kick it up a notch”.

Concerns are growing that the underwear shortage could spread to the United States, where, the Jewish community, Christian nutters, and morans who watch FOX NEWS, have begun intentionally shitting their pants in fear, in a show of support for Israel. These whackjobs are now calling on all Americans to join them in shitting their pants in fear of the Muslim hordes. While many Americans are finding this hilarious, and are laughing their asses off, there are now worries that, as the hilarity of the situation grows funnier and funnier, people could begin to start pissing their pants from laughing so hard at those who are shitting all over themselves in fear, and the situation could spiral out of control. There are signs that normal Americans who don’t give a fuck, could become effected, and have to once again point out the stupidity of the two party system, with one side shitting themselves in fear and the other pissing themselves from laughter, America once again becomes divided, and all Americans will have to pay higher prices for clean underwear. In related news Dr. Oz will have a one hour special Friday evening, on the health risks of putting your fingers in your mouth and the importance of washing your hands.



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wow this doesn't even look like a news article. It is written like crap. Just a smear piece of garbage. Why don't you leave the Jews alone and go home to mom and go fk urself huh?
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TEL AVIV (AB) – Tel Aviv Mayor Ron Huldai, today called upon Prime Minister Netanyahu to declare a State Of Emergency as the situation has now become untenable, while the entire population of Israel continues to shit all over themselves in fear after the Egyptian uprising, and stores have all run out of knickers. There is apparently not a clean pair of underwear anywhere to be found in the state of Israel. Roboplows, which were called into action last night, have all become bogged down, as the shit is just too deep. At the Western Wall in Jerusalem, the followers of Rabbi Shalom Crazeputz continue to grow, and there are now hundreds of terrified Israeli’s, beating their heads on the wall while chanting: holy shit, holy shit.

In a suprising development, Prime Minister Netanyahu spoke today, after aids of the Prime Minister were successfully able to hose the shit off of him and put him in a clean diaper, and quickly called an ambassadors meeting, as reported by the Jewish Review™ which, described Netanyahu’s appearance as “a remarkable display of strength and courage representative of the bravery of the Israeli people”. He appeared before the assembled ambassadors from every country in the world in a diaper, and mumbled something that sounded like: “Muslim” “scared” “Help” before he shit all over himself again, which was met with hysterical laughter from everyone except the ambassador from the United States, who expressed his deepest concerns and promised to send several cargo planes full of cash.

The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) in Geneva, Switzerland, has upgraded the Bio-hazard level for the state of Israel to “NASTY” and called for Israeli’s to: “knock it off” “chill out” “grow up” and to “return to their normal level of extreme paranoia and fear” and said they still hope to send International volunteers to go hold Israeli’s hands, but remain unable to find anyone who gives a fuck.

Meanwhile, the party in Iran continues in full swing, as a fresh shipment of Champaign and Caviar arrived from Russia. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has called on Charlie Sheen to send several suitcases of cocaine to “kick it up a notch”.

Concerns are growing that the underwear shortage could spread to the United States, where, the Jewish community, Christian nutters, and morans who watch FOX NEWS, have begun intentionally shitting their pants in fear, in a show of support for Israel. These whackjobs are now calling on all Americans to join them in shitting their pants in fear of the Muslim hordes. While many Americans are finding this hilarious, and are laughing their asses off, there are now worries that, as the hilarity of the situation grows funnier and funnier, people could begin to start pissing their pants from laughing so hard at those who are shitting all over themselves in fear, and the situation could spiral out of control. There are signs thschemingotrikeat normal Americans who don’t give a fuck, could become effected, and have to once again point out the stupidity of the two party system, with one side shitting themselves in fear and the other pissing themselves from laughter, America once again becomes divided, and all Americans will have to pay higher prices for clean underwear. In related news Dr. Oz will have a one hour special Friday evening, on the health risks of putting your fingers in your mouth and the importance of washing your hands.



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Re: UPDATE: Underwear shortage in Israel worsens as residents continue to shit all over themselves!! Thread: UPDATE: Underwear shortage in Israel worsens as residents continue to shit all over themselves!!
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I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rant
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Here is where you fell.
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You may want to get a couple of pairs for yourself for AS GOES ISRAEL, GOES THE WORLD.
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How many times is this thread going to be re-posted?
"Nothing is as far away as one minute ago." --Jim Bishop

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It's DO:OM o'clock. WAKE UP!
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How many times is this thread going to be re-posted?
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For the peoples who might have missed it........its too FUNNY to miss it....hiiiiiiiiii
lol
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I got a chuckle out of it. lolsign
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laugh
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You may want to get a couple of pairs for yourself for AS GOES ISRAEL, GOES THE WORLD.
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Then why is it that Israel relies on OUR tax dollars to exist?

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You'd shit too if you realized how useless this blithering idiot is.

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You may want to get a couple of pairs for yourself for AS GOES ISRAEL, GOES THE WORLD.
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Then why is it that Israel relies on OUR tax dollars to exist?

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GOOD question bump
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What imagination and humor !
Laughed and laughed, thnaks for posting all these.
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" AS GOES ISRAEL, GOES THE WORLD."

Now that just "DEPENDS"
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Obviously "For Immediate Release"
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You'd shit too if you realized how useless this blithering idiot is.

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Iit me or crazyjarhead ....got a crazy unhealthy obsession with the obamas family (even hes off topic he never miss to degrade them) ...eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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