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Here's why women fucking LOVE drama!!

 
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Here's why women fucking LOVE drama!!
Why do women love drama?

The answer is quite easy. Women CREATE drama simply to put men to the test. Women are attention-seekers in constant need of reassurance and affirmation that someone cares for them and wants to protect them. There is a correlation between the amount of drama a woman creates and the success of a relationship, based on these factors. The less women believe they are being cared for and protected (whether real or perceived), the more drama they create. In the realms of courtship and intimate relationships, women CONSTANTLY put men to the test with the use of comments, complaints, and DRAMA. Drama is employed by women to put people, often men, on the spot, by exploiting their emotional strengths and weaknesses to the breaking point. Women quickly judge how well men handle drama; this is when they determine how much patience, courage, will, passion, and other important characteristics are present or absent in a man.

Why are men so oblivious to this? There are two main reasons. First, it is all played out subconsciously, and second, we have been socially programmed through media, pop culture, and belief systems to become totally unaware of this fact. For women, drama separates the boys from the men. Some of us rise to the occasion, while others are clearly not up to the challenge and wither away like an undesirable species. In relationships, the more a man passes a woman's test, the more control and intimacy they achieve with their partner. Women want men who are in control of themselves, yet slightly out of control; a confident, independent individual who excels in different arenas of life. This is because women ultimately "surrender" themselves, to a certain extent, to a man who they believe to be "the one".

Here are some examples of how women employ drama, along with I.Q. (intimacy-query) test questions and comments:

"So, where are you taking me?" {wants sense of mystery/romance created for her}
"Can you do this for me...pleaseeeeee?" {test of a man's integrity}
"This place sucks!"
"I want this (clothing/food)." {anything impulsive}
"I am annoyed." {any extreme emotion}
"Those people are bothering me."
"I have a lot of guy friends." {testing waters of jealousy, insecurity}
"All girls are bitches...I don't have many female friends." {same as above, but w/hint of autonomy}
"Why are you looking at her?!" {test of loyalty through use of overt jealousy}
"This guy asked me out. He told me I'm hot/cute." {testing waters of jealousy, insecurity}
"Me and my girls are having a girls night out." {employing sense of mystery}
"I am going here instead." {sense of mystery w/ display of independence}
"Leave me alone!" {"I want to talk about something with you." Or, "Leave me alone."}
"I don't play games." {"I play games CONSTANTLY."}
"I'm not worried about guys...just focused on school/work." {diversions that are props or "fronts"}

All these techniques are a women's way of testing men to see if the man is jealous, insecure, overly-nice, manipulative, self-serving, spineless, or basically, worth their trouble. To a woman, the most UNATTRACTIVE thing in the world is INSECURITY in men. Why do you think nice guy's finish last? Because being nice, usually means, but not always, being insecure in one way or another. Women constantly test men's security. Since they already know they can seduce us with their bodies, they need not try this as a test, unless you passed all the others. Women are only attracted to men whom they seek intimacy with, men who are stern and in control of themselves, yet not jealous or controlling. It makes us irresistible.

EXAMPLE 1:
Woman: "So, where are you taking me?"
Failed Answer: "Where do you want to go?"
Passed Answer: "It's a surprise."
Super-Seduction Pass: "Don't worry, you're going to LOVE it, and if you don't....too bad..." (with a slight smirk for a touch of humour)

EXAMPLE 2:
Woman: "I want this (clothing/food)."
Failed Answer: "Anything you want." Or, "You're so demanding!"
Passed Answer: "Not now, but maybe later." Or, "So take some initiative and go get it."
Super-Seduction Pass: "Hey, nothing's for free in this world...what's in it for ME?"

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Re: Here's why women fucking LOVE drama!!
^^^words TOO seriously; they change their minds more often than baby's change diapers (never mind that analogy, what the f**k do guys know about BABIES???).
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Re: Here's why women fucking LOVE drama!!
Which is why I do not give them the time of day.
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Did your mom beat you as a child?
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Personally? I believe all drama queens can fuck off. You get a face full of my jizz and make your own fucking coffee.
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Did your mom beat you as a child?
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My old lady is the kindest woman I've ever encountered. She's never mistreated me in any way.
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Personally? I believe all drama queens can fuck off. You get a face full of my jizz and make your own fucking coffee.
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I'm going to take that as a I was sexually abused by my step father and my mom watched.
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Personally? I believe all drama queens can fuck off. You get a face full of my jizz and make your own fucking coffee.
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I'm going to take that as a I was sexually abused by my step father and my mom watched.
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The fact that you can joke about stuff like that would suggest that you are projecting.
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I didn't read all of it because it's long winded.

Anyway..women are generally trouble. Especially younger ones. I'm a chick and I stay away from most of them.
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I'm not fond of drama. I'm not fond of men who like to create drama. I have found that it is men who create drama so that they have an excuse to be angry, which is an excuse to do whatever it is that they feel guilty about doing unless they are angry.

You are gender biased, Op. And probably insecure, but you've been told that before.
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Good advice OP.


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Apparently the OP loves drama, he's the one posting this shit. His ass skin must have fused to his couch fibers by now, with the 24/7 whining.

OP: why not get a haircut, brush you teeth, trim your toe nails and fingernails, and wash up, put on some clean clothes and move on with your life. Go find someone else and quit spamming GLP with your stupid venting. We don't care.
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Re: Here's why women fucking LOVE drama!!
Did your mom beat you as a child?
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My old lady is the kindest woman I've ever encountered. She's never mistreated me in any way.
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Then why are you such a needy attention whore asshole. Not even the usual whiny haters are into you ranting anymore. Why not have a beer and settle down, dude? You're completely over analyzing this shit. She just wasn't that into you. It's not a crime, it's just life. There's someone for everyone and she found someone else that was for her. Stop insulting all women because you're upset, it's ridiculous.
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Did your mom beat you as a child?
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My old lady is the kindest woman I've ever encountered. She's never mistreated me in any way.
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If you mom is your old lady that means you had an incestual relationship.

I guess that explains your hangups.
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Any guys here have a wife/partner that has 'episodes' in week 3?
There's plenty of press about PMT etc but this week 3 thing... anyone? Mine is a fucking NUT CASE for about 3 or 4 days at week 3. Like certifiable, manic depressive, hide sharp stuff type lunatic.
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Re: Here's why women fucking LOVE drama!!
The bottom line question is: is your woman WORTH the trouble of her petty little dramas?

Most women are so severely emotionally crippled that they caught up in it and overplay the drama card - and chse off an otherwise good guy. Advice to you girls out there:

A little drama is OK, it is how you play hard to get. But no self respcting man is going to put up with being constantly "tested" by anyone. Give him a couple of chances to show his mettle and then accpt him as he is...or leave him for greener pastures. STOP TRYING TO MIND-FUCK MEN! You will only get hurt, and end up a lonely old biddy.
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Personally? I believe all drama queens can fuck off. You get a face full of my jizz and make your own fucking coffee.
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yep.. any woman that would claim to be dating another guy when you are interested in her would be off my list immediately as being dishonest and unfaithful and just plain trouble. Same with women who have lots of 'guy friends' .. because you know she's fucking them or will at some point.

No bullshit, just someone to cuddle with and open up too that you know is not going to trash you behind your back for being too sensitive.
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This is often true. I want to make that distinction because it isn't always true. I know this game all too good apparently. Last week I got into a throwdown where every spineless weak-minded acussation was hurled at me

and the expectation was "for me to to take it" because I wasn't "showing any respect". Instead I told her to go fuck herself and that the assertion that "I didn't care" was in-fact CRAP and I wouldn't curtail to being strong armed into coughing up to an apology. She picked another fight with me which I in turn picked 4 fights back into that with her later just to show her that this bullshit wouldn't operate in my world.. Now she is kissing my ass and I didn't even want it. All I care about is a decent good honest relationship, not some showdown of gumption.
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Personally? I believe all drama queens can fuck off. You get a face full of my jizz and make your own fucking coffee.
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yep.. any woman that would claim to be dating another guy when you are interested in her would be off my list immediately as being dishonest and unfaithful and just plain trouble. Same with women who have lots of 'guy friends' .. because you know she's fucking them or will at some point.

No bullshit, just someone to cuddle with and open up too that you know is not going to trash you behind your back for being too sensitive.
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Give her the benifit of the doubt bro. If she's not fucking them she's at least having sex with them in her brain.
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this culture has fucked up most women. All they want to do is party and have one exciting moment after another with no sense of realism, the trouble is that there are guys that will cater to their need and they don't seem to realize that this lifestyle is really shallow and empty.
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Hey OP thats pretty accurate lol
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I want someone who respects I'm affectionate and like to cuddle and care about the person I'm with, not play stupid games. If they even start the games, they'll get put in their place, if they don't behave in the future, they'll get dumped pretty quick.
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FUCK WOMEN AND THE STUPID FUCKING MIND GAMES

STUPID BITCHES

SICK OF IT... MOVING TO RUSSIA WHERE I CAN HIT UP SOme young ONES BEFORE THEY TURN INTO TEST ROBOTS OR JUST TURN GAY OR JUST BUY A DOG
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Good read.

Thanks OP.

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Hey OP thats pretty accurate lol
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Hey OP, give us more examples
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OP is a virgin knows nothing about women
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OP, stop being an attention whore.
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Any guys here have a wife/partner that has 'episodes' in week 3?
There's plenty of press about PMT etc but this week 3 thing... anyone? Mine is a fucking NUT CASE for about 3 or 4 days at week 3. Like certifiable, manic depressive, hide sharp stuff type lunatic.
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So I get a little emotional in week 3, so what, and yeah you don't want to fight with me in the kitchen with all those sharp things, but really, I'm a nice girl most days of the month and that's why my husband can tolerate the bad ones, but you know something, you guys are not always so stable either so you need to stop using women's hormones as the scapegoat for your failed relationships. You men also feel plenty of jealousy and insecurity, you just express it differently. You're not as simple as you like to say you are.
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lol I like how OP's post makes it seem like women don't have emotions, they only fake them to create drama.
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Personally? I believe all drama queens can fuck off. You get a face full of my jizz and make your own fucking coffee.
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