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I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?

 
Elephant Worker
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I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
I can code, I can cook, I can turn your women folk to jelly and I could even do victimless crimes.

So, desperate times call for desperate measures - any ideas out there ?
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 03:28 AM
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I like the jelly idea.
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02/04/2011 03:28 AM
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start growing weed 4 months ago...
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02/04/2011 03:31 AM
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start growing weed 4 months ago...
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lol
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02/04/2011 03:32 AM
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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
I can code, I can cook, I can turn your women folk to jelly and I could even do victimless crimes.

So, desperate times call for desperate measures - any ideas out there ?
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You could train your fellow Australians, you are the 3rd fattest country on the Planet!
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02/04/2011 03:34 AM
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Porn

Strip for women

Male escort for women
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02/04/2011 03:35 AM
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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
Get yourself a small scruffy dog.

Put on your dirtiest clothes.

Get a cardboard sign that says "flood/cyclone" ruined me' i am now homeless.

Park yer arse in the busiest shopping centre in your area and throw an upturned akubra in front of you.

Sit back and wait.

Oh, come on, it's gotta be worth a go mate.
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02/04/2011 03:35 AM
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Best get out there sucking dick then
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02/04/2011 03:37 AM

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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
start growing weed 4 months ago...
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lol - thanks
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 03:38 AM
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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
Funny how many times I've been in that situation over the years. OMG, I HAVE to have this money by Monday! Monday rolls around, no money; but Damn I have to have it by Tuesday or my whole life comes to and end! Tuesday still no money.

Yah, not funny right now I know. Go through it a few dozen more times and you'll start to get it though.

Here's something to try in the meantime. See it all working out just fine, feel that feeling of relief, then relax and do what you can do.
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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
Get yourself a small scruffy dog.

Put on your dirtiest clothes.

Get a cardboard sign that says "flood/cyclone" ruined me' i am now homeless.

Park yer arse in the busiest shopping centre in your area and throw an upturned akubra in front of you.

Sit back and wait.

Oh, come on, it's gotta be worth a go mate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1255480



I know right, I hear they make a tonne at it too - couldn't do it tho :(
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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Best get out there sucking dick then
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For you - $2000
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 03:40 AM

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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
Funny how many times I've been in that situation over the years. OMG, I HAVE to have this money by Monday! Monday rolls around, no money; but Damn I have to have it by Tuesday or my whole life comes to and end! Tuesday still no money.

Yah, not funny right now I know. Go through it a few dozen more times and you'll start to get it though.

Here's something to try in the meantime. See it all working out just fine, feel that feeling of relief, then relax and do what you can do.
 Quoting: m_astera


Thank you stranger from no country - Good advice - I took it last night. woke up today in peace thinking i knew how to go.

Now back to step 1
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 03:41 AM
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laugh

Best get out there sucking dick then
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OP. You better get to Walmart and pick up a few items from the ladies wear department.

Get rid of that five o'clock shadow.

Shave EVERYTHING.

And pimp dat a$$.

Let us know how it goes.
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02/04/2011 03:42 AM

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laugh

Best get out there sucking dick then
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OP. You better get to Walmart and pick up a few items from the ladies wear department.

Get rid of that five o'clock shadow.

Shave EVERYTHING.

And pimp dat a$$.

Let us know how it goes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1255461


Can I keep the 70s porno moustache ?
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 03:44 AM
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learn to suck closet gay catholic penis and settle?
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02/04/2011 03:46 AM
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laugh

Best get out there sucking dick then
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OP. You better get to Walmart and pick up a few items from the ladies wear department.

Get rid of that five o'clock shadow.

Shave EVERYTHING.

And pimp dat a$$.

Let us know how it goes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1255461


Can I keep the 70s porno moustache ?
 Quoting: Elephant Worker


Depends on the client base.

But seriously. Do you have anything that you can part with?

Items to sell? In the attic, the garage, scrap metal, etc...?
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02/04/2011 03:50 AM

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laugh

Best get out there sucking dick then
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1248319


OP. You better get to Walmart and pick up a few items from the ladies wear department.

Get rid of that five o'clock shadow.

Shave EVERYTHING.

And pimp dat a$$.

Let us know how it goes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1255461


Can I keep the 70s porno moustache ?
 Quoting: Elephant Worker


Depends on the client base.

But seriously. Do you have anything that you can part with?

Items to sell? In the attic, the garage, scrap metal, etc...?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1255461



Nothing worth that much really.

I've got an engine for an internet message board/forum mostly completed. Is there a place where people hang out trying to buy those sort of things ?
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 03:51 AM

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learn to suck closet gay catholic penis and settle?
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Hmmmm - does anyone know any priests who can be led down the wrong path and covert photographers ?

Last Edited by Elephant Worker on 02/04/2011 03:51 AM
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
Craigslist, sell any collectibles, do post Yasi clean-up, ....
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02/04/2011 03:53 AM
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good heavens, look on you tube and webz under australia, gold!
I only wish i was there!
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02/04/2011 03:54 AM
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Can you set up a website?
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02/04/2011 03:55 AM
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sell your left kidney chuckle
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02/04/2011 04:00 AM

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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
Can you set up a website?
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I can, what do you need ?
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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Can you set up a website?
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I can, what do you need ?
 Quoting: Elephant Worker



actually - email me at disposableemail75@yahoo.com if you have anything good, or some really funny kitteh pics
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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02/04/2011 04:12 AM
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i was serious!
carpe diem
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02/04/2011 04:17 AM
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Get a metal detector and find one of these:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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02/04/2011 04:18 AM
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I can code, I can cook, I can turn your women folk to jelly and I could even do victimless crimes.

 Quoting: Elephant Worker



IF you could do all THAT, you wouldn't be begging for money, people would be throwing it at you!



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02/04/2011 04:21 AM

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i was serious!
carpe diem

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Yes, I know. I've known a couple of prospectors and it sounds like fun, but I know the finds are never as good as the really good ones you hear about and it's more of a hobby than a living.

Also - technically, ur stealing from the government if you find a precious mineral anywhere (even on your own land) and don't hand it over.
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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I can code, I can cook, I can turn your women folk to jelly and I could even do victimless crimes.

 Quoting: Elephant Worker



IF you could do all THAT, you wouldn't be begging for money, people would be throwing it at you!



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085245



You'd think, huh ?
Has anyone else noticed this elephant in the lounge room ?

Another block of writing from Elephant full of supposition and condescension whilst saying pretty much nothing. - EggNigma 2/2/2011
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Re: I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?
I can code, I can cook, I can turn your women folk to jelly and I could even do victimless crimes.

So, desperate times call for desperate measures - any ideas out there ?
 Quoting: Elephant Worker



rob some drug dealers,

They always have cash

don't think of it as a crime, think of it as " spreading the wealth " or relieving them of excess cash that Obama endorses all the time..LOL

Last Edited by Nailer45 on 02/04/2011 04:45 AM
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