I need a thousand bucks by Monday - any ideas ?

I like the jelly idea.

start growing weed 4 months ago...

lol

You could train your fellow Australians, you are the 3rd fattest country on the Planet!

Porn

Strip for women

Male escort for women

Get yourself a small scruffy dog.

Put on your dirtiest clothes.

Get a cardboard sign that says "flood/cyclone" ruined me' i am now homeless.

Park yer arse in the busiest shopping centre in your area and throw an upturned akubra in front of you.

Sit back and wait.

Oh, come on, it's gotta be worth a go mate.

Best get out there sucking dick then

lol - thanks

Funny how many times I've been in that situation over the years. OMG, I HAVE to have this money by Monday! Monday rolls around, no money; but Damn I have to have it by Tuesday or my whole life comes to and end! Tuesday still no money.

Yah, not funny right now I know. Go through it a few dozen more times and you'll start to get it though.

Here's something to try in the meantime. See it all working out just fine, feel that feeling of relief, then relax and do what you can do.

I know right, I hear they make a tonne at it too - couldn't do it tho :(

For you - $2000

Thank you stranger from no country - Good advice - I took it last night. woke up today in peace thinking i knew how to go.

Now back to step 1

OP. You better get to Walmart and pick up a few items from the ladies wear department.

Get rid of that five o'clock shadow.

Shave EVERYTHING.

And pimp dat a$$.

Let us know how it goes.

Can I keep the 70s porno moustache ?

learn to suck closet gay catholic penis and settle?

Depends on the client base.

But seriously. Do you have anything that you can part with?

Items to sell? In the attic, the garage, scrap metal, etc...?

Nothing worth that much really.

I've got an engine for an internet message board/forum mostly completed. Is there a place where people hang out trying to buy those sort of things ?

Hmmmm - does anyone know any priests who can be led down the wrong path and covert photographers ?

Last Edited by Elephant Worker on 02/04/2011 03:51 AM

Craigslist, sell any collectibles, do post Yasi clean-up, ....

good heavens, look on you tube and webz under australia, gold!
I only wish i was there!

Can you set up a website?

sell your left kidney

I can, what do you need ?

actually - email me at [email protected] if you have anything good, or some really funny kitteh pics

i was serious!
carpe diem

Get a metal detector and find one of these:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

IF you could do all THAT, you wouldn't be begging for money, people would be throwing it at you!



.

Yes, I know. I've known a couple of prospectors and it sounds like fun, but I know the finds are never as good as the really good ones you hear about and it's more of a hobby than a living.

Also - technically, ur stealing from the government if you find a precious mineral anywhere (even on your own land) and don't hand it over.

You'd think, huh ?

rob some drug dealers,

They always have cash

don't think of it as a crime, think of it as " spreading the wealth " or relieving them of excess cash that Obama endorses all the time..LOL

Last Edited by Nailer45 on 02/04/2011 04:45 AM