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ALL Christians are Satanists

 
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ALL Christians are Satanists
"Satan" is 'the accuser' in its earliest meaning. The One who accuses.

Christians spend their entire lives in service of "Satan" accusing everyone of everything under the sun.

They accuse people of sinning, of being unbelievers, of being heretics, of not being 'true' to God, of being witches, of being evil, of being possessed by demons, and a million other things.

Every Christian is a TRUE Satanist.
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"Satan" is 'the accuser' in its earliest meaning. The One who accuses.

Christians spend their entire lives in service of "Satan" accusing everyone of everything under the sun.

They accuse people of sinning, of being unbelievers, of being heretics, of not being 'true' to God, of being witches, of being evil, of being possessed by demons, and a million other things.

Every Christian is a TRUE Satanist.
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I'll drink to that.

charlie
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So now you're a satanist too! Amazing.
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I will pray for your rapture brother in christ. You shall pay for your arrogance. Payback, etc.. regular xtian stuff
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Who does Satan accuse us TO? He accuses us to God. And he only accuses Christians. He doesn't bother with the rest of you because he already owns you.

Christians do not accuse. They merely point out that by God's standards all have sinned, and are therefore destined for Hell if they don't trust Jesus and the sacrifice He made for them on the cross.

That's not accusing, honey. That's direction to the lifeboat.
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So how does one rise above it?

Do we accuse them of their wrong doing or is there a better way yet?
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So now you're a satanist too! Amazing.
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Nope. I'm just stating facts. Get it straight, hypocrite-hunter.
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Re: ALL Christians are Satanists
"Satan" is 'the accuser' in its earliest meaning. The One who accuses.

Christians spend their entire lives in service of "Satan" accusing everyone of everything under the sun.

They accuse people of sinning, of being unbelievers, of being heretics, of not being 'true' to God, of being witches, of being evil, of being possessed by demons, and a million other things.

Every Christian is a TRUE Satanist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151435

the irony in this is astounding
What can be proved
requires no faith to accept.
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When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber.
(Winston Churchill)
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Isaiah 8
12 "You are not to say, ‘ It is a conspiracy!’
In regard to all that this people call a conspiracy,
And you are not to fear what they fear or be in dread of it.

13 "It is the Lord of hosts whom you should regard as holy.
And He shall be your fear,
And He shall be your dread.

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I will pray for your rapture brother in christ. You shall pay for your arrogance. Payback, etc.. regular xtian stuff
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1098174


Drooling at the thought of my torture at the hands of demons are you? Who's the arrogant one here? Sinner.
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Yay! Someone gets it now!
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Those who call themselves "Christians" are the true Antichrists. They are the servants of the Accuser. Satan. Their god is the Lord of Accusation, the Torturer of Souls.
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Re: ALL Christians are Satanists
"Satan" is 'the accuser' in its earliest meaning. The One who accuses.

Christians spend their entire lives in service of "Satan" accusing everyone of everything under the sun.

They accuse people of sinning, of being unbelievers, of being heretics, of not being 'true' to God, of being witches, of being evil, of being possessed by demons, and a million other things.

Every Christian is a TRUE Satanist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151435

the irony in this is astounding
 Quoting: iCarbon Boy®


LOL

I was going to post the same thing.


Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like raayyy-ieee-aaaaannnneee on every Christians day...
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Let's see... they participate in a ritual, over and over, symbolizing the sacrifice of an innocent being and therein cleansing themselves of their iniquities by partaking of the blood of said innocent in order to make themselves worthy of and to gain the favor of their master.....gee....nothing satanic there....
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Your reasoning comes from a failed understanding of God's salvation plan. No Christian would hold themselves up as the Way, The Truth, and The Light. They only point the way back home to this Truth which is in the Lord Jesus Christ. Sin entered in, it was not a part of God's plan.
Yes, God allowed it, only because the hearts of men demanded it - to glorify themselves - to dust.
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Let's see... they participate in a ritual, over and over, symbolizing the sacrifice of an innocent being and therein cleansing themselves of their iniquities by partaking of the blood of said innocent in order to make themselves worthy of and to gain the favor of their master.....gee....nothing satanic there....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256125



Do you even understand what it means to be a Christian?

I believe the word Christian was only used once or twice in the Bible and it was referring to Jesus' disciples.

What it means to be a christain is to follow the teachings of Christ.

Can you show me anywhere in the Bible where Jesus did any of these satanic rituals or anything evil? He never sinned.

THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A CHRISTIAN REGARDLESS OF WHAT ANY MAN-MADE TRADITIONS WERE ADDED ON LATER.

EXCEPT IT OR LEAVE YOUR OWN THREAD.

;)

Have a nice weekend :)
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^^^

accept it*
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My point is TRUE Christians are not Satanist as they follow the teachings of Christ.
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OP is tolling. Please don't feed the troll.



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OP is tolling. Please don't feed the troll.



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Nice angle you got there OP ...If you really wanted to dig a little deeper you can really prove even further that christians are in fact doing Satans work....and its actually really easy to do so.

rockon
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Nice angle you got there OP ...If you really wanted to dig a little deeper you can really prove even further that christians are in fact doing Satans work....and its actually really easy to do so.

rockon
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Hmmm... oh really? Please continue.
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So now you're a satanist too! Amazing.
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I know, funny how that is. We the accused...from the accusers point of view.
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Re: ALL Christians are Satanists
Well, don't blame the Christians when you have a short, unhappy tormented life.

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