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Priest fucks woman during siezure/"exorcism"

 
His Royal Dudeness

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02/05/2011 03:55 PM
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"The power of the penis compels you....The power of the penis compels you!"..
 Quoting: Mothball

The power of Christ impales you!
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

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NewSocks

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02/05/2011 04:03 PM
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As a Pastor and Warrior of God, I've often been called upon by nubile, young maidens in order to extract the obvious Satanic riddled conjecture they've been subjected to by the forces of The Dark Side.

It is my duty, it is my objective, and it is what Christ commands of me.

PRAISE!!!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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Burt Gummer

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02/05/2011 04:04 PM

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Paramedics described the woman, who had previously been associated with Father Euteneuer, as undergoing a 'medical seizure'.
Witnesses claimed she was suffering from 'demonic possession'.
The Catholic blogosphere went into overdrive over the incident, culminating five days later in a flurry of allegations against Father Euteneuer.
The speculation finally forced the priest to break his five months of silence over his resignation from HLI.
He admitted to a sexual indiscretion while performing an exorcism.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1050857


If the demons in this movie had possessed that girl....his weenie would be a lot shorter now.

(The movie is more than it shows in this clip....and has Ron Jeremy in it....and a Playboy Centerfold....so do the math)

chuckle

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02/05/2011 04:10 PM
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Catholics...so far from real Christianity that it makes you sick.
 Quoting: Wingedlion


WTF are you talking about, THEY created Christianity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257025


No they did not:
[link to jesus-is-savior.com]

and preaching out devils takes a few minutes tops not hours and days for these pretender priests, and that's the strong ones that takes minutes, the weak ones you hardly have to preach out they run at sight.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2011 04:28 PM
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[link to www.transalchemy.com]

"We believe that this case serves as strong evidence that the Intelligence explosion is not subject to mortals only. What we are witnessing is elevated intelligence in demon activity as they learn new tactics for spreading evil. No longer is the host the vehicle for which possession can manifest Satan's demonic dominion over the earth - as they learn to use women as bait to can control of the clergy for the task bring satan's will down to earth..."

Wx Tx Fx ???
pj_whoopie
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02/05/2011 05:11 PM
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you have to be either one super bad s.o.b., very hard up, or know God/the Devil are fakes to decide to put your pecker in someone who is possessed. i know which one my vote is on.

and these sorry bastages hold the world's secrets and ancient knowledge in their little Vatican land. we need to storm the walls of the castle and get our knowledge back, then burn the place to the ground.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2011 07:08 PM
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If the devil he chased out was named Shit, he could say he fucked the shit out of her.
Anonymous Coward
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02/05/2011 07:33 PM
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If the devil he chased out was named Shit, he could say he fucked the shit out of her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257417

Keep trying at humor, one day you'll get it.tounge
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/11/2011 11:52 PM
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This might sound weird, but there were times when I'd be having sex with my ex, and I'd look at her and see a demon. She ended up being pretty evil, I wished I'd have paid attention to my instincts early on...it was really weird, but she almost didn't look human sometimes when we were really into it. She's attractive, but she'd take on this almost inhuman energy...it was really weird. Happened a few times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1225716


When her face starts getting the look of a demon is when you turn her around, grab her hair and continue doggy style.
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02/12/2011 12:47 AM
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