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How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?

 
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
go find a real man .....
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Without killing yourself put an end to your misconception of your self.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
The body of this post isn't even the start of it. I've got a manic depressive fiancee who's very likely diving head first into the schizo affective stage, who was watching gay porn the other morning when I woke up, but even though I clearly saw a man's head moving vertically up and down over another person's groin region, he claims emphatically that it was straight porn.
I've got a chronic, progressive disease that keeps getting worse, financial strain that seems will never end, and an overload of people's ridiculously high expectations that I'll never be able to live up to because of all of this real-world stress.

I need a vacation from this life of Sunshine...
 Quoting: I'm May

"was watching gay porn the other morning when I woke up, but even though I clearly saw a man's head moving vertically up and down over another person's groin region, he claims emphatically that it was straight porn."

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bump for OP's wellbeing..
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Allow your KNOWING to answer you for you have now the information upon which to base your knowledge. You have a Mind which is God's Mind. You have a body which is of exactly the same material as God's body. Your body can have the same perfection as God's body when you put the same perfection of God's balanced thinking into it. Your body has a heartbeat which synchronizes with the heartbeat of God's body. You breathe in and out exactly as His body breathes in and out. Your body differs only from the universal body by what you put into it that you should not put into it. It has been created out of Light by dividing it into light-waves just as God's body has been created. It lives and dies just as every other unit of God's body lives and dies. God created His body by His balanced thinking. If you create your body and your identity with My (God's) balanced thinking, you can say: What God is, I AM. "MY FATHER AND I ARE ONE." YOU ARE NOT ALONE--FOR YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE IN WHICH I AM.

I AM THE CAUSE--YOU ARE THE EFFECT. WHAT HAVE YOU EFFECTED TO BE WORTHY? SO BE IT!

I EXPERIENCE WITHIN YOUR KINGDOM OF ACTION AND EFFECT AS YOU TAKE "ACTION" IN YOUR PERCEPTIONS-BUT--YOU CAN ONLY ENTER INTO MY HIGHER PLACES THROUGH THE LAWS, BALANCE AND HARMONY GIVEN FOR YOUR GUIDELINES. WE BOTH HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE UNIVERSE TO COME INTO THIS WISDOM OF TRUTH.

I AM THAT YE MIGHT BE--I AM GOD, WHO MIGHT YE BE?
ATON


Thread: Selections from the Phoenix Journals. (Page 6)
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Allow your KNOWING to answer you for you have now the information upon which to base your knowledge. You have a Mind which is God's Mind. You have a body which is of exactly the same material as God's body. Your body can have the same perfection as God's body when you put the same perfection of God's balanced thinking into it. Your body has a heartbeat which synchronizes with the heartbeat of God's body. You breathe in and out exactly as His body breathes in and out. Your body differs only from the universal body by what you put into it that you should not put into it. It has been created out of Light by dividing it into light-waves just as God's body has been created. It lives and dies just as every other unit of God's body lives and dies. God created His body by His balanced thinking. If you create your body and your identity with My (God's) balanced thinking, you can say: What God is, I AM. "MY FATHER AND I ARE ONE." YOU ARE NOT ALONE--FOR YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE IN WHICH I AM.

I AM THE CAUSE--YOU ARE THE EFFECT. WHAT HAVE YOU EFFECTED TO BE WORTHY? SO BE IT!

I EXPERIENCE WITHIN YOUR KINGDOM OF ACTION AND EFFECT AS YOU TAKE "ACTION" IN YOUR PERCEPTIONS-BUT--YOU CAN ONLY ENTER INTO MY HIGHER PLACES THROUGH THE LAWS, BALANCE AND HARMONY GIVEN FOR YOUR GUIDELINES. WE BOTH HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE UNIVERSE TO COME INTO THIS WISDOM OF TRUTH.

I AM THAT YE MIGHT BE--I AM GOD, WHO MIGHT YE BE?
ATON


Thread: Selections from the Phoenix Journals. (Page 6)
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There be great wisdom!
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Allow your KNOWING to answer you for you have now the information upon which to base your knowledge. You have a Mind which is God's Mind. You have a body which is of exactly the same material as God's body. Your body can have the same perfection as God's body when you put the same perfection of God's balanced thinking into it. Your body has a heartbeat which synchronizes with the heartbeat of God's body. You breathe in and out exactly as His body breathes in and out. Your body differs only from the universal body by what you put into it that you should not put into it. It has been created out of Light by dividing it into light-waves just as God's body has been created. It lives and dies just as every other unit of God's body lives and dies. God created His body by His balanced thinking. If you create your body and your identity with My (God's) balanced thinking, you can say: What God is, I AM. "MY FATHER AND I ARE ONE." YOU ARE NOT ALONE--FOR YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE IN WHICH I AM.

I AM THE CAUSE--YOU ARE THE EFFECT. WHAT HAVE YOU EFFECTED TO BE WORTHY? SO BE IT!

I EXPERIENCE WITHIN YOUR KINGDOM OF ACTION AND EFFECT AS YOU TAKE "ACTION" IN YOUR PERCEPTIONS-BUT--YOU CAN ONLY ENTER INTO MY HIGHER PLACES THROUGH THE LAWS, BALANCE AND HARMONY GIVEN FOR YOUR GUIDELINES. WE BOTH HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE UNIVERSE TO COME INTO THIS WISDOM OF TRUTH.

I AM THAT YE MIGHT BE--I AM GOD, WHO MIGHT YE BE?
ATON


Thread: Selections from the Phoenix Journals. (Page 6)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1260103


There be great wisdom!
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I agree. :)
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
try building a machine that allows you to travel faster than light.

otherwise...you're stuck here.

you could also seduce and capture an immortal...

...that option will involve lots of sex though..
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
try building a machine that allows you to travel faster than light.

otherwise...you're stuck here.

you could also seduce and capture an immortal...

...that option will involve lots of sex though..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262677




you know what they say about immortals, they're good.


(but save that til after you've built the time machine.)
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Lol you want to get out of here yet you're too pussy to deliver yourself.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Because I feel like I'm trapped in hell...A hell personally tailored to me, where certain things seem to revolve around me, and people make comments to me in passing, people who aren't even familiar enough to be called acquaintances, knowing things about me and my life as if my life story is world broadcast news and I'm the only one who doesn't get to watch.

Someone get me the fuck out of here?
 Quoting: I'm May


The following video might be a good start.

How to Free Yourself from Self Abuse

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
The body of this post isn't even the start of it. I've got a manic depressive fiancee who's very likely diving head first into the schizo affective stage, who was watching gay porn the other morning when I woke up, but even though I clearly saw a man's head moving vertically up and down over another person's groin region, he claims emphatically that it was straight porn.
I've got a chronic, progressive disease that keeps getting worse, financial strain that seems will never end, and an overload of people's ridiculously high expectations that I'll never be able to live up to because of all of this real-world stress.

I need a vacation from this life of Sunshine...
 Quoting: I'm May


How does the rest of this Troll go?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213083

How am I a Troll??
 Quoting: I'm May

Hmm...must be because even though my life is currently overwhelming, I still try to maintain a little shred of a sense of humor and positivity about things, just to keep my head above water...an alien concept to the underdeveloped, I know.

I wish this planet worked off the basis of survival of the mentally fittest.

 Quoting: I'm May


No you don't, you wouldn't survive. Only the happy people able to change their circumstances for the better would and should be considered mentally fit. There's a good chance you'd be miserable in such a world. The idea of life is to laugh at your circumstances and say, "Woot go me because life is good." If you love your life and everything about it then and only then are you mentally fit reardless of your supposed IQ.

Sucks to be you OP, you come across as a sad case.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Buy a guitar and roll some doobies. Problem solved.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
"follow not in the footsteps of the masters,
seek instead to go where they were going"

William henry has some useful insight which may help you
eg [link to www.redicecreations.com]

good luck!
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Hey May, listen here...you hit the nail on the head...This is hell, we are here for our sins and transgressions, the great part is that it will soon be destroyed. About your fiance, he is being attacked by one of his demons, If you truly love him you need to make him face and realize this. These demonic forces will try and bend him to their will to induce self hate in his soul. If he comes to realize this and shields himself then he can fight it! A demonic entities only reason for being is to subjugate and destroy its host. You need to be strong and just try to do whats right everyday...peacepeace
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Change your thinking, look for the good in the world. Expect to only recieve good. You can choose to have a good day before you get out of bed. Everyone decides before their feet hit the floor.

Once you expect the good the bad crap and people will fall away.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Because I feel like I'm trapped in hell...A hell personally tailored to me, where certain things seem to revolve around me, and people make comments to me in passing, people who aren't even familiar enough to be called acquaintances, knowing things about me and my life as if my life story is world broadcast news and I'm the only one who doesn't get to watch.

Someone get me the fuck out of here?
 Quoting: I'm May


Go to bed with me sweetie, I'l guarantee you won't feel like you're in hell anymore cool2
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
There's always the Incunabula Catalog.
I'm May (OP)

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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
"follow not in the footsteps of the masters,
seek instead to go where they were going"

William henry has some useful insight which may help you
eg [link to www.redicecreations.com]

good luck!
 Quoting: upside-down paratrooper 1262528


Wise words. Thank you. hf
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I'm May (OP)

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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Hey May, listen here...you hit the nail on the head...This is hell, we are here for our sins and transgressions, the great part is that it will soon be destroyed. About your fiance, he is being attacked by one of his demons, If you truly love him you need to make him face and realize this. These demonic forces will try and bend him to their will to induce self hate in his soul. If he comes to realize this and shields himself then he can fight it! A demonic entities only reason for being is to subjugate and destroy its host. You need to be strong and just try to do whats right everyday...peacepeace
 Quoting: theSeeker


Thank you. I try to give him some extra oomph in the protection department, just sometimes I'm depleted, too. Things are already looking up, so I think we're going to be ok. hf
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I'm May (OP)

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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Change your thinking, look for the good in the world. Expect to only recieve good. You can choose to have a good day before you get out of bed. Everyone decides before their feet hit the floor.

Once you expect the good the bad crap and people will fall away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1266396


Very true. I try to always keep that in mind, but sometimes I just get so tired...
peace
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Because I feel like I'm trapped in hell...A hell personally tailored to me, where certain things seem to revolve around me, and people make comments to me in passing, people who aren't even familiar enough to be called acquaintances, knowing things about me and my life as if my life story is world broadcast news and I'm the only one who doesn't get to watch.

Someone get me the fuck out of here?
 Quoting: I'm May


Could it BEE, that something went wrong during the scripting and you'll end up in heaven instead?
I'm May (OP)

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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Because I feel like I'm trapped in hell...A hell personally tailored to me, where certain things seem to revolve around me, and people make comments to me in passing, people who aren't even familiar enough to be called acquaintances, knowing things about me and my life as if my life story is world broadcast news and I'm the only one who doesn't get to watch.

Someone get me the fuck out of here?
 Quoting: I'm May


Could it BEE, that something went wrong during the scripting and you'll end up in heaven instead?
 Quoting: LVPravdaFan


I hope so.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
I hope so.
 Quoting: I'm May


You already are?
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Where from May? Just curious..
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Where from May? Just curious..
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Virginia. Nothing too spectacular, haha.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
X marks the spot!
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
I hope so.
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You already are?
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I'd say I was in Heaven if my non-biological Big Brother and future cousin-in-law came and spoke to me in person and pulled me into a hug and never let go. Until that day...I can't say.hf
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
"Excuse me, your life is waiting..." this is a book, it might help you...I am sure Amazon or Half have it for cheap.
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Re: How can I get the hell out of here without killing myself?
Well May, I would get away from the coastline if I were you, like immediately, you seem like a nice girl, and I would hate to see you destroyed with the rest of the riff-raff...Not sure where is safe, live in Ohio here, think its okay, but not sure what the New Madrid fault will do here
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