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Long term effect of daily masturbation

 
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02/07/2011 11:13 PM
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Long term effect of daily masturbation
I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
Anonymous Coward
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02/07/2011 11:15 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
what a wanker
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02/07/2011 11:16 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
just practicing for the big game
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02/07/2011 11:16 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
so if you have sex with you wife once a day this will happen as well?

just take in more zinc
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02/07/2011 11:18 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
hmmmmn not for me???

maybe you shouldn't masturbate fagget youll probably have the same side affects if you dont...
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02/07/2011 11:19 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Guys who jack it regularly have healthier sperm thus healthier babies.

Fact.
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02/07/2011 11:20 PM
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If i dont masturbate at least once a week my balls hurt and the only cure is a good spoogin. I usually do it at least once a day but dont really want to. It does seem to drain my energy and make me lethargic. How can i stop for any extended period without my balls exploding?
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02/07/2011 11:20 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I think I read this befor right hee on GLP a few years ago. I"m on my phone, so it's too dificutl to copy and paste to Google what was written.
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02/07/2011 11:22 PM
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naughtyflashbouncebjerkit
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152

Hmmmm..well..this WOULD explain WHY NJRuss's wife left him...
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02/07/2011 11:24 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Put a latex dress on your hand to remind you to be straight. Don't have shave your palm, only metrosexuals do that. GL
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02/07/2011 11:26 PM

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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
If i dont masturbate at least once a week my balls hurt and the only cure is a good spoogin. I usually do it at least once a day but dont really want to. It does seem to drain my energy and make me lethargic. How can i stop for any extended period without my balls exploding?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215673


You'll blow your load in a wet dream or it'll partially leak out when urinating.
Embrace absolution.
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02/07/2011 11:27 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Lol, hairy palms.

Dude it's a proven fact that you don't get any hairier if you masturbate. I didn't look through the entire kook of a post, did you also claim you can go blind too?
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02/07/2011 11:27 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I think I read this befor right hee on GLP a few years ago. I"m on my phone, so it's too dificutl to copy and paste to Google what was written.
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Conclusion was grease it up crisco
Then jerkit
Or you'll act like this jumpy
When you see bounceb
And therefor never get bananasex
Which will result in and early dead
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02/07/2011 11:29 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Lol, hairy palms.

Dude it's a proven fact that you don't get any hairier if you masturbate. I didn't look through the entire kook of a post, did you also claim you can go blind too?
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dating Rosy and her five sisters, just sayin
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02/07/2011 11:29 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
why is everybody on this website so obsessed with stopping people from jerkin the gerkin?? it keeps you in shape...

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02/07/2011 11:31 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
This is the kind of hard hitting news that put GLP on the map.

I love GLP.

I love the OP.
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02/07/2011 11:34 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
you lose seminal energy, which is the most powerful substance in the universe. the secret to immortality, superhuman powers and spiritual enlightenment lies in conserving semen as much as possible.

bullshit? took me many years of struggle until I started realizing it.
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02/07/2011 11:35 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
This is the kind of hard hitting news that put GLP on the map.

I love GLP.

I love the OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258777

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yea the elites want us to senslessly masturbate like monkeys. i dont even think they masturbate, but we do?? what do we get after?? fucking lethargy and stupor..

great
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02/07/2011 11:39 PM
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widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Semen is the cause of a horrible death
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02/07/2011 11:41 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I'll fucking masturbate when I want to.
You must be a loving christian, trying to convert everyone to your way of thinking. Everyone can't be you, you know.
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02/07/2011 11:43 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152


I love how this guy blames jacking off for him being a loser. Hes a loser therefore has no choice but to jack off
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote

It's more likely the pent up energy will run down your leg while your sleeping.
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02/07/2011 11:45 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote



so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote



so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote



so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252797

if you get the snip, your body stops producing any kind of seminal energy, expect the effects of chronic masturbation for life.
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widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote

It's more likely the pent up energy will run down your leg while your sleeping.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 946411

yeah at first it does that. still get them occasionally...but at least its a natural release and not some artifical stimulation thing.


well no sense arguing with fools says the bible...
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02/07/2011 11:49 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Semen must be destroyed.

Semen created the Illuminati and the other shady TPTB.

Semen is the root of all evil.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Teacher says: "Every time a man masturbates, an Angel loses his wings."

Poor Clarence.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
men of any class, age, relationship status only stop chronically masturbating when it becomes inconvenient to masturbate