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Long term effect of daily masturbation

 
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I must admit after forty years, its starting to make my hair go a little grey.
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Long term effect of daily masturbation is daily masturbation.
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I hear it's good for acne...in fact it's good for any occasion...FAP FAP FAP...carry on.
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LOL fail original post - You've pretty much gone against medical science. Get brains then make posts.
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I'll fucking masturbate when I want to.
You must be a loving christian, trying to convert everyone to your way of thinking. Everyone can't be you, you know.
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I'm tired , I'm bored and I'm going blind, and I smell like shit.... Greenday- Longview
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So... on the hour, every hour, may be detrimental to my health...?

Nah, I feel fine...
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widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
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so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252797

if you get the snip, your body stops producing any kind of seminal energy, expect the effects of chronic masturbation for life.
 Quoting: Antidote


That is retarded. A Vasectomy stops the sperm from entering into the semen flow from the prostate at ejaculation (that's why the snip the cords from the testicles)...it does not stop the production of semen....

Idiots need to learn about your own body before you start talking nonsense...

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People who wank have prudes for girl friends . If you are uncomterble with it go out and find aale prude counterpart
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I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
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I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152

brother u
may be 100% right im facing all the problems u have mentioned what to do and even im getting rape tendencies
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Ive been busting nuts inside my wife every day for alot longer than 7 years and i'm a healthy stud that can run 5 minute miles all day long.

Maybe its just your gene pool.
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I moved into this house,

I went out to the barn,

I found several girly magazines,

all of the pages were stuck together,

the previous owner of the house.

and the owner of the magazines,

was 82 yrs when he passed.
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06/16/2012 03:37 PM
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Ive been busting nuts inside my wife every day for alot longer than 7 years and i'm a healthy stud that can run 5 minute miles all day long.

Maybe its just your gene pool.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7612927


Your kinda being a dodo cause sex is not the same as masturbation a man gets hormones back from the woman during sex therefore he doesn't suffer.
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Long term effect of daily masturbation, equals long term happiness without commitment. Nothing at all wrong with it, its called being human, when it interferes with your normal everyday life & your thoughts are constantly consumed by it, then, its time to seek, therapy. Don't let religious institutions dictate, pardon the pun, your humanity.
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17 years an addict here, everyday since I was 12. I completely agree with the OP's assessment. We need wankers Anonymous in my opinion.
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Zighaots.
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WHAHAHA what a great threat your killing my
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i need my daily masturbation...uuuhhh what was i doing???

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what a crock of sh!t
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you lose seminal energy, which is the most powerful substance in the universe. the secret to immortality, superhuman powers and spiritual enlightenment lies in conserving semen as much as possible.


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wouldn't this mean that Gays would be Gods?
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The worse part about living at home is that my pop recently caught me masterbating.

He said "If you keep doing that you know you'll go blind."

And I said "Dad... I'm over here."
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funny you posted this OP. I've just heard the other day that it even causes low tire pressure,high gas prices,high unemploymeny rates,bad presidents,masses of fish and birds dying for no reason and even wars! I'm with ya OP!
Life is meant to be enjoyed,not endured.....
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I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152


ICE??

SCRUMP??
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"Vaginal Ejaculation Dysfunctional Disorder".

Pornography, masturbation aids, Internet porn sites and social networks that lead to "virtual relationships", soaplands and Japan's widespread prostitution industry all allow men outlets for sexual fulfillment while not fulfilling other needs, such as procreation. The alarming trend has led medical experts in Japan to coin a new term for a condition they call "vaginal ejaculation dysfunctional disorder".

"There has been a definite increase in the number of men showing signs of vaginal ejaculation dysfunction disorder, which includes such afflictions as premature and delayed ejaculation. There are physical reasons believed to be behind this, including prejudice against women, past trauma and overuse of masturbatory aids so that a vagina is unable to provide sufficient stimulation," Dr Tsuneo Akaeda, head of the Akaeda Clinic in Tokyo's Roppongi entertainment district, told Shukan Asahi.

[link to www.atimes.com]
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men of any class, age, relationship status only stop chronically masturbating when it becomes inconvenient to masturbate
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i can't stop. maybe i should shoot Herion instead? LOL!
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I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152


clappa

Porn is one of the most powerful weapons of the dark servants. It is a difficult challenge trying to break free of the urge to consume this readily accessible resource of instant gratification. Nevertheless, will power, meditation, prayer and good friends are powerful allies in conquering this energy parasite.
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