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Long term effect of daily masturbation

 
Anonymous Coward
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It makes you complacent and weak minded.

Why do you think the MSM is pushing it as healthy?
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what a wanka

jokes aside, there is a real point to the original post. I suffer with the symptoms mentioned even eyesight issues. The parasites are leeching off this personal energy it's no wonder I feel so fucked, lifeless and disinterested a wank can last over an hour. NO more From today.clappa
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You guys are retarded close-mind jackasses, Excessive masturbation will indeed fuck you up.

I can attest to this because I'm the only black nerd I know.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Everything in moderation. If you have a serious control problem then seek professional help or just get your nuts cut off.
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what a wanker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258875


lol He may have stopped physically but mentally he is in the same space!
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I submit this solution because it is
thousands of years old, nearly lost,
and quite effective.

In the book, "The Tao of Sexology,"
a technique is described where the
man depresses a point in the "taint"
(it ain't your balls, it ain't your ass)
with the point of one finger during orgasm.
Instead of ejaculating, the semen
stays inside the man's body. It is
described as "injaculating," and it is
a truly fascinating technique because
that powerful energy stays inside you.

Put it this way:
If you ejaculate, you are suddenly
exhausted and lethargic.
But if you injaculate, and hold your
semen, you can get up and sprint
immediately.

The point is called "The Million
Dollar Point." If you Google that
along with the word Taoist, you'll
get plenty of links.

Like most acupuncture points, it is
concave, and fairly simple to locate.
Push the point of your index finger
up into your taint, just behind your
balls.

The book says you can be off by a little
bit, and the semen will go into your
bladder; this can be confirmed when you
urinate: the urine will be cloudy.
If you do it correctly, it goes somewhere
else, an energy channel or something.

I have been using this technique for
almost 10 years.
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wanker
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Seriously???
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BULL SHIT!!! I find the unproven and bewildering claims on this post hilarious. There is nothing wrong with jerkin your meat. Do some real research before you believe this BS. banana2banana2banana2banana2banana2banana2banana2
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Tell the truth, OP. You posted this 1870s drivel because you're impotent.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Semen must be destroyed.

Semen created the Illuminati and the other shady TPTB.

Semen is the root of all evil.
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Fuck this shit i'm done.wthread
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05/16/2013 06:22 PM
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just practicing for the big game
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lol.lol.lol
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A wise man once told me "Use it or lose it". Besides, a healthy prostrate is a great thing!

Peace.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152
The best 7 years of your life!
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is your computer mouse stickey
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05/16/2013 06:31 PM
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Uh huh. Multiple times a day keeps Frankie from going nuts !
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If you can't Fuck your self..... then who can you Fuck?
Practice makes perfect.
extra weight leads to high gas prices

And on the flip side,
It takes make nails to make a crib, but on screw to fill it!

And also,
Just a girl
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05/19/2013 03:09 PM
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Hey....I am a sex addict and I am telling you from experience that masturbation can be harmful. I know plenty of other sex addicts who feel the same way. I also go to Sexaholics Anonymous.

I am a woman. Married with four kids. And I am sex addict. My methods of acting out are porn, masturbation, fantasy, emotional affairs, and sexual affairs. I am powerless over last and it's ruining my life.

What does masturbation do to me and other sex addicts? Well, it makes it so I am not sexually satisfied when I am with my spouse. It makes me feel constantly horny like I am starving to death and haven't died. It makes it difficult for me to concentrate, to sleep, and to be really present for my children. It also makes me more focused on self, which makes me miserable and even suicidal.

So, from my own experience, I totally disagree on masturbation being some wonderful, healthy thing.

I may be a sex addict, but I am on the mend because through S.A., I am learning a better way of life and I am happier. I have longer periods of no masturbation, which helps me feel better about everything and less focused on self, and I have been able to stop cheating on my husband. Lucky for my, my husband has been very patient with me as I work very hard to overcome this thing.
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05/19/2013 03:14 PM
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why is everybody on this website so obsessed with stopping people from jerkin the gerkin?? it keeps you in shape...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257476


because its good for you, and good for the world. thus the anti-masturbation conspiracy. i think it raises your vibrational frequency and helps one ascend.

.... an ascended masturbater
Anonymous Coward
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05/19/2013 03:17 PM
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OP is right, guys. I almost destroyed myself by masturbating for almost ten years. Please take his suggestions seriously.
bilthy
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OP is right, guys. I almost destroyed myself by masturbating for almost ten years. Please take his suggestions seriously.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34235458


10 years, it only takes me a couple of minutes, maybe you're doing it wrong?
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OP is right, guys. I almost destroyed myself by masturbating for almost ten years. Please take his suggestions seriously.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34235458


10 years, it only takes me a couple of minutes, maybe you're doing it wrong?
 Quoting: bilthy 39600465


you got to learn to relax and take your time
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152


I remember my first beer too OP

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05/31/2013 10:03 PM
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
so if you have sex with you wife once a day this will happen as well?

just take in more zinc
 Quoting: Dyomartys


actually when having sex you produce more zinc naturally but if you wear protection its like masturbating.
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06/01/2013 10:25 AM
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Can someone embed this


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06/01/2013 10:39 AM

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A wise man once told me "Use it or lose it". Besides, a healthy prostrate is a great thing!

Peace.
 Quoting: AwakenedDude


Exactly!
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
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17 years an addict here, everyday since I was 12. I completely agree with the OP's assessment. We need wankers Anonymous in my opinion.
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wankers Anonymous ... LMAO!
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06/01/2013 11:58 AM
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Guys who jack it regularly have healthier sperm thus healthier babies.

Fact.
 Quoting: Dundas


This is a bonafide fact, I cant get near my woman without my super semen making a baby,

TRUE story.
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I submit this solution because it is
thousands of years old, nearly lost,
and quite effective.

In the book, "The Tao of Sexology,"
a technique is described where the
man depresses a point in the "taint"
(it ain't your balls, it ain't your ass)
with the point of one finger during orgasm.
Instead of ejaculating, the semen
stays inside the man's body. It is
described as "injaculating," and it is
a truly fascinating technique because
that powerful energy stays inside you.

Put it this way:
If you ejaculate, you are suddenly
exhausted and lethargic.
But if you injaculate, and hold your
semen, you can get up and sprint
immediately.

The point is called "The Million
Dollar Point." If you Google that
along with the word Taoist, you'll
get plenty of links.

Like most acupuncture points, it is
concave, and fairly simple to locate.
Push the point of your index finger
up into your taint, just behind your
balls.

The book says you can be off by a little
bit, and the semen will go into your
bladder; this can be confirmed when you
urinate: the urine will be cloudy.
If you do it correctly, it goes somewhere
else, an energy channel or something.

I have been using this technique for
almost 10 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28353183



so let me get this right, Im riding my lady, Im about to blow and then I jump off and quickly stick my finger up my ass.

That should really impress her!

LOL, Idiot.
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06/01/2013 12:06 PM
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Truth.

5* OP

hf
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Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
I come here as a guinea pig subjected to masturbation for 7 years.

Mostly daily.

What is wrong with it??

What does it do to you?

Well first of all its degrading and destructive..

its self-polluting and self-fraud.

It will slowly make you chronically lethargic, apathetic. it will make you a coward, it will make you hairy, and I mean it will cause hair to grow especially if you genes that would normally make you hairy, masturbating makes it 10 times worse.

it causes acne to develop, it makes you lazy afterwards. it decreases your nerve power, your concentration, your focus..

in fact, during in order to be able to concentrate, u must masturbate otherwise you cant, and when you are done, you only have a short period of focus.

a day will come where you still cant focus afterwards.

It will cause you to be sleepless and restless at night, you wont dream. you will wake up tired, barely feel awake throughout the day, and when you get home, you feel awake and cant sleep when you need.

you will have temper tandrums, you wont be straight, you will instead be everywhere with no focus and you'll always feel hopeless.

and the only way you can feel better is with another release.

its destructive..

it makes you seek solitude and will make it hard to enjoy being with friends. it will give you an ultra addictive trait.

retards growth, impairs mental faculties.

youll be indolent, you will be in a constant state of melancholy, youll be weak, growing stronger will be hard even with intense workouts, and in general, it fucks you up mentally, physically, emotionally, and morally.. it destroys your spirit and your soul slowly and slowly..


Guys, please cease your masturbation habit immeadiately. I know what happens, this is what happens to you.

Recovering from 7 years of abuse will be hard, and incomplete, but better than nothing..

Unless you have sex, but meaningless sex will be registered in the same type of way. therefore it is necessary to have a woman you love, that isnt a sex freak, but also loves making love, rather than having sex only..

If you cant stop, i suggest you go to the doctor, befriend him, and have him prescribe you morphine or some type of opiate. you must stop.

please, stop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152

Hmmmm..well..this WOULD explain WHY NJRuss's wife left him...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258731

clappa

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