Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,370 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 248,710
Pageviews Today: 406,495Threads Today: 128Posts Today: 2,333
05:54 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Long term effect of daily masturbation

 
grrttsgar

User ID: 1258821
United States
02/08/2011 12:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
You are spilling your blood products into the water supply.

That is something I would not "chose" to tell anyone.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1255103
United States
02/08/2011 12:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Seven years? I've been at it twice as long with none of these side effects.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1078715
United States
02/08/2011 12:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote



so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252797

if you get the snip, your body stops producing any kind of seminal energy, expect the effects of chronic masturbation for life.
 Quoting: Antidote

Fucking idiots. Your testicles still produce semen, the little guys just don't have any wya to get out.
Your brain AUTOMATICALLY get's you off if you aren't taking care of business. Ever heard of nocturnal emissions? Can't stop it in your sleep... ask your mother, she did your laundry during your worst years.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1258898
Brazil
02/08/2011 12:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Fucking idiots. Your testicles still produce semen, the little guys just don't have any wya to get out.
Your brain AUTOMATICALLY get's you off if you aren't taking care of business. Ever heard of nocturnal emissions? Can't stop it in your sleep... ask your mother, she did your laundry during your worst years.
 Quoting: Brutalsun


yeah at first it does that. still get them occasionally...but at least its a natural release and not some artifical stimulation thing.



 Quoting: Antidote


nocturnal emissions is 3x time as hard to stop as masturbation, but it can be done. it requires not only enormous control at the physical level, but also on the mental level. You must not only keep a chaste body, but a chaste mind as well, where only pure thoughts reside. in essence, it requires the aspirant to have enormous discipline during the ENTIRE DAY.

I'm talking 100% celibacy here, on all levels. A life devoted to spiritual matters only. Only then is that you can begin thinking about putting up a fight against nocturnal emissions and actually winning.

You can't sleep too much. You can't sleep when you're not tired. You can't sleep with too much warmth on your body. You can't sleep with a full stomach. You can't sleep with a full bladder. You can't sleep in a too comfortable position. You can't sleep after sexual stimulation, even if minor.

I've been trying to sleep only 3 hours a day in a meditative cross-legged position. Well, I'm failing at it because it's too hard, yet I have this a gadget which I use to block erections during the night -- it works, but only when I remember to wear it (we can't think straight when we are too tired). Also, I sleep without any blankets , and preferably shirtless. I can't even remember the last time I actually slept on a bed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 967775
United States
02/08/2011 12:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
what's with all the anti-masturbation-tards anyway? god damn
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1143148
United States
02/08/2011 12:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
You're a MONARCH victim. Seek help !
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1258898
Brazil
02/08/2011 12:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
when it comes to nocturnal emissions, eating habits play an essential role. the truth is that only an empty stomach can guarantee that you won't suffer an emission during the night. food intoxicates the body and tingles your sexual senses, it also exerts pressure on the vesicles. Food stimulates release. Only a breatharian would be 100% free of nocturnal emissions, or maybe a fruitarian (fruits only).

that's how hard it is. You must never sleep with a heavy stomach.
LA-LA-LA

User ID: 1253721
United States
02/08/2011 12:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
tetw
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 975155
United States
02/08/2011 01:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
This is the kind of hard hitting news that put GLP on the map.

I love GLP.

I love the OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258777

\
yea the elites want us to senslessly masturbate like monkeys. i dont even think they masturbate, but we do?? what do we get after?? fucking lethargy and stupor..

great
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152



No, they just sleep with their cousins and inbreed like a bunch of monkeys.
Jim Bond

User ID: 1176008
New Zealand
02/08/2011 01:05 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Just find something else to do with your hands and fingers op.

jim-bond1
finger-twister
I Hide In The Dark To Do My Dirty Doo Doo's
vex

User ID: 1257697
United States
02/08/2011 01:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Solution: get a girlfriend
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1067150
United States
02/08/2011 01:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote

It's more likely the pent up energy will run down your leg while your sleeping.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 946411

Unless you are hanging from the ceiling by your arms it cannot run down your leg, it can run down your thigh into your arse.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1253431
Mexico
02/08/2011 01:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
This is the kind of hard hitting news that put GLP on the map.

I love GLP.

I love the OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258777

\
yea the elites want us to senslessly masturbate like monkeys. i dont even think they masturbate, but we do?? what do we get after?? fucking lethargy and stupor..

great
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213152




Your feelings are also feeding some others spiritual creatures !!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1247018
United States
02/08/2011 01:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Teacher says: "Every time a man masturbates, an Angel loses his wings."

Poor Clarence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258904


you have seen that movie?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1258970
Ireland
02/08/2011 01:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Drivel. Whether you have sex or masturbate the biological effects are the same. Psychologically of course, it's different. If you weren't meant to ejaculate then the effect would not be pleasurable or simply neutral. But it is, so there.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1250065
United States
02/08/2011 01:44 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
you lose seminal energy, which is the most powerful substance in the universe. the secret to immortality, superhuman powers and spiritual enlightenment lies in conserving semen as much as possible.

bullshit? took me many years of struggle until I started realizing it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258898


absolutely true but most jackoffs will shrug that fact off and pretend its not true
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1193461
United States
02/08/2011 01:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Yea thanks for the warning. Looks like you put alot of thought into those lies.
the monk
User ID: 1239553
Netherlands
02/08/2011 02:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Good post especially in these times of virtual sex..
Dundas

User ID: 1259859
United States
02/08/2011 09:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
All you non-jackers with pent-up loads better be dang sure you don't get a girl pregnant, cause if you do you're gonna have a dang good chance of having a jacked-up baby with problems.

Last Edited by Dundas on 02/08/2011 09:12 PM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1141935
Canada
02/08/2011 09:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
jerkitsockpuppetdeadhorse
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1067663
United States
02/08/2011 09:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Teacher says: "Every time a man masturbates, an Angel loses his wings."

Poor Clarence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1258904

Lol!
SkyZ

User ID: 1259597
New Zealand
02/08/2011 09:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Op, how can you say masturbation be bad but at the same time sex isn't?

ill idmit i'm not big on it myself but if people follow your advice they will just end up with blue balls and a ruined pair of underwear in the morning
Fuck your gunfights all i need is one mic and crowd time and i could outshine the sunlight on Cloud9!
FUBAR

User ID: 980749
United States
02/08/2011 09:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Ive been beaten my meat for 30 yrs.The only thing that has happened is i have the softest dick in the world from 30 yrs of lotion.
Just a man who has been humbled. Some days are pure hell. Others are to be appreciated. I'm finding my way with jesus.
Irie Pie

User ID: 875198
United States
02/08/2011 09:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote



so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252797

if you get the snip, your body stops producing any kind of seminal energy, expect the effects of chronic masturbation for life.
 Quoting: Antidote


Interesting. I know three or four snipped guys and they all seem empty and lacking initiative and direction in life. They turn to food, drink and drug to get through life. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
Irie Pie

User ID: 875198
United States
02/08/2011 09:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
widely known in the eastern religions...

shukra, the sanskirt word for venus, literally means "semen". its not just part of the genitals as western schools will tell you. when you stop masturbating or having any sexual matters for a while, the semen energy builds up and activates your brain aka crown chakra.
 Quoting: Antidote



so what if you get the snip??? you can materbate and not realease semen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1252797

if you get the snip, your body stops producing any kind of seminal energy, expect the effects of chronic masturbation for life.
 Quoting: Antidote

Fucking idiots. Your testicles still produce semen, the little guys just don't have any wya to get out.
Your brain AUTOMATICALLY get's you off if you aren't taking care of business. Ever heard of nocturnal emissions? Can't stop it in your sleep... ask your mother, she did your laundry during your worst years.
 Quoting: Brutalsun


It may seem idiotic but the truth is, scientific studies have revealed a much larger # than normal of snipped men get frontal lobe dementia which causes impulse control issues and personality changes. The reason being that the sperm floating around in your bloodstream creates antibodies which can go to your brain and cause problems. This is a fact, I wish it weren't. I wanted my husband to get snipped but now I can't support that.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773494
United States
02/08/2011 09:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Nothing like a well-planned scientific study! LOL
Dr_Kynes
User ID: 1223792
United States
02/08/2011 09:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
:tetw:
 Quoting: LA-LA-LA


ROLFMAO

This must be the animation motto of the modern american feminist today.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1250065
United States
02/08/2011 09:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Op, how can you say masturbation be bad but at the same time sex isn't?

ill idmit i'm not big on it myself but if people follow your advice they will just end up with blue balls and a ruined pair of underwear in the morning
 Quoting: SkyZ



blue balls are overrated
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1273161
United States
02/21/2011 08:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
Masturbating is good for you. I stopped masturbating because that's just me. It just makes me feel better about myself. Haven't wanked off in 8 months. ^_^ Also, the not being able to concentrate or feeling lethargic has more do with your daily activity. If you just sit by your computer all day and just believe that you can't concentrate, you're setting yourself up for failure.........
Believe in yourself and your own powers.
grrttsgar

User ID: 1174756
United States
02/21/2011 08:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Long term effect of daily masturbation
It will make your wiener look like this.
weirdpepper





GLP