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Urgent!! Comet Elenin Is The Reason For FEMA Stocking Up On Supplies!!

 
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What is an underwater body bag ????
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Ummmm This is PX on drugs. First off there has been hundreds of comets hell thousands of comets pass close or closer to the earth then this one. And never ever has one did anything you are suggesting IE 20% tilting of the earths axis. So why this one?Is it a EXTRA SPECIAL SUPER DUPER COMET or what?



The following table lists the predicted minor-planet and comet encounters to within 0.2 AU of the earth during the next 33 years

[link to www.cfa.harvard.edu]
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yes its super duper
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So just what makes this comet SUPER DUPER and none of the hundreds of other ones that have past us by with nothing happing to us.
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If they thought the disaster would be that big, wouldn't they just hunker down and protect themselves, and the heck with the starving proles? Really, why bother distributing body bags and MREs? Just wait until the vultures and nature do their work.
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You may be right ... keep an eye on the elites and their travels ...
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Lindsey Williams told in one of his cd that a whitehouse insider told him to stock up now at least for 6 month worth of food supplies
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I agree, a comet wrecking that kind of havoc on a planet seems a bit off.....but what if it isn't actually a comet? What if it is PX moving closer to earth?

PX would be much closer to earth this year than last year at the same time...and if PX is the size that they say it is, it is definitely large enough to mess with our earth.

Maybe the poster is wrong. For humanity's sake, I hope so...but don't knock them for trying to help those who are willing to listen.
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Seriously, we have had comets swing by much closer. The best example would be comet IRAS-Araki-Alcock in 1983 which made it within .03 AU, closest approach in the last 200 years. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I have no idea why this comet is being linked to March, other than maybe it's path changing when it goes through the asteroid belt in March/April? 1dunno1 In any case it's closest approach will be in September, around 9/9/11 to be exact.
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Seriously, we have had comets swing by much closer. The best example would be comet IRAS-Araki-Alcock in 1983 which made it within .03 AU, closest approach in the last 200 years. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I have no idea why this comet is being linked to March, other than maybe it's path changing when it goes through the asteroid belt in March/April? 1dunno1 In any case it's closest approach will be in September, around 9/9/11 to be exact.
 Quoting: ºLeelooº



You simply can't say that it didn't have ANY impact at all on the planet. Were there any environmental upheavals during this time period of the early to mid 1980's when it approached and passed? Wildfires? Hurricanes? Volcanoes? Remember Mount St. Helens which erupted from roughly 1980-1986? Abnormal flooding? How were these upheavals portrayed? Causes? I doubt that anyone suggested that Mount St. Helens' eruption was partly influenced by the approach and passing of IRAS-Araki.

Another classic example is the close passage of Comet Biela which contributed to the burning down of Chicago and devastating large swaths of the midwest back in the late 1800's. The Chicago fire was given a popular spin as being caused by a cow knocking over a lantern! I'm sure we will find other outlandish explanations for past events, as well.

Also of note is that IRAS-Araki is considered a long period comet which passes every 930-ish years. Elenin is postulated to pass every 38,000 (!!!) years. Consider the intense 'charge' that MAY be accompanying Elenin versus other close passing comets with far shorter orbital periods. What we need to do is start looking at what's happening on the planets where Elenin has already passed or is close to passing now, the interactive effects that might be attributed to it, and using these observations as a useful outline for looking at the impact it may have on Earth.

For instance, Saturn's atmosphere has literally been erupting with a massive, growing storm sweeping over the entire northern hemisphere. It's assumed the storm began in December - just as Elenin began its approach - and is now ongoing - as Elenin passes and turns towards the inner solar system.

How's our own weather been?

Certainly, the comet isn't the only factor involved, but it is A factor and one that will likely be more influential as it comes closer and interacts with the planet more intensely.

We don't know how intense it's going to be - that's what we're all trying to get a gauge of as we watch the Signs.

Last Edited by J*A*F*O* on 02/09/2011 10:44 PM
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Well at least the prediction is date sensitive and we won't have to wait long. Nothing drives me more crazy than some doom tard telling us..........


sooooooooooon! soon! just wait, very soon. Really soon. Wait for it.
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You may be right ... keep an eye on the elites and their travels ...
 Quoting: TorontonianGuy



see you have an open mind.
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prob cuz he is an idiot like you
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idiots
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stfu
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You can tell me that, but it doesn't change the fact that you are an idiot. Learn some real science ignorant.
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Lindsey Williams told in one of his cd that a whitehouse insider told him to stock up now at least for 6 month worth of food supplies
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Lindsey? Wow, why didn't you say a shill for Alex Jones is saying do something. I run out right now and get to it....

moron
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Seriously, we have had comets swing by much closer. The best example would be comet IRAS-Araki-Alcock in 1983 which made it within .03 AU, closest approach in the last 200 years. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I have no idea why this comet is being linked to March, other than maybe it's path changing when it goes through the asteroid belt in March/April? 1dunno1 In any case it's closest approach will be in September, around 9/9/11 to be exact.
 Quoting: ºLeelooº



You simply can't say that it didn't have ANY impact at all on the planet. Were there any environmental upheavals during this time period of the early to mid 1980's when it approached and passed? Wildfires? Hurricanes? Volcanoes? Remember Mount St. Helens which erupted from roughly 1980-1986? Abnormal flooding? How were these upheavals portrayed? Causes? I doubt that anyone suggested that Mount St. Helens' eruption was partly influenced by the approach and passing of IRAS-Araki.

Another classic example is the close passage of Comet Biela which contributed to the burning down of Chicago and devastating large swaths of the midwest back in the late 1800's. The Chicago fire was given a popular spin as being caused by a cow knocking over a lantern! I'm sure we will find other outlandish explanations for past events, as well.

Also of note is that IRAS-Araki is considered a long period comet which passes every 930-ish years. Elenin is postulated to pass every 38,000 (!!!) years. Consider the intense 'charge' that MAY be accompanying Elenin versus other close passing comets with far shorter orbital periods. What we need to do is start looking at what's happening on the planets where Elenin has already passed or is close to passing now, the interactive effects that might be attributed to it, and using these observations as a useful outline for looking at the impact it may have on Earth.

For instance, Saturn's atmosphere has literally been erupting with a massive, growing storm sweeping over the entire northern hemisphere. It's assumed the storm began in December - just as Elenin began its approach - and is now ongoing - as Elenin passes and turns towards the inner solar system.

How's our own weather been?

Certainly, the comet isn't the only factor involved, but it is A factor and one that will likely be more influential as it comes closer and interacts with the planet more intensely.

We don't know how intense it's going to be - that's what we're all trying to get a gauge of as we watch the Signs.
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good to know you were around in the 1800s and know this is truth....
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Seriously, we have had comets swing by much closer. The best example would be comet IRAS-Araki-Alcock in 1983 which made it within .03 AU, closest approach in the last 200 years. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I have no idea why this comet is being linked to March, other than maybe it's path changing when it goes through the asteroid belt in March/April? 1dunno1 In any case it's closest approach will be in September, around 9/9/11 to be exact.
 Quoting: ºLeelooº



You simply can't say that it didn't have ANY impact at all on the planet. Were there any environmental upheavals during this time period of the early to mid 1980's when it approached and passed? Wildfires? Hurricanes? Volcanoes? Remember Mount St. Helens which erupted from roughly 1980-1986? Abnormal flooding? How were these upheavals portrayed? Causes? I doubt that anyone suggested that Mount St. Helens' eruption was partly influenced by the approach and passing of IRAS-Araki.

Another classic example is the close passage of Comet Biela which contributed to the burning down of Chicago and devastating large swaths of the midwest back in the late 1800's. The Chicago fire was given a popular spin as being caused by a cow knocking over a lantern! I'm sure we will find other outlandish explanations for past events, as well.

Also of note is that IRAS-Araki is considered a long period comet which passes every 930-ish years. Elenin is postulated to pass every 38,000 (!!!) years. Consider the intense 'charge' that MAY be accompanying Elenin versus other close passing comets with far shorter orbital periods. What we need to do is start looking at what's happening on the planets where Elenin has already passed or is close to passing now, the interactive effects that might be attributed to it, and using these observations as a useful outline for looking at the impact it may have on Earth.

For instance, Saturn's atmosphere has literally been erupting with a massive, growing storm sweeping over the entire northern hemisphere. It's assumed the storm began in December - just as Elenin began its approach - and is now ongoing - as Elenin passes and turns towards the inner solar system.

How's our own weather been?

Certainly, the comet isn't the only factor involved, but it is A factor and one that will likely be more influential as it comes closer and interacts with the planet more intensely.

We don't know how intense it's going to be - that's what we're all trying to get a gauge of as we watch the Signs.
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I'm not saying this isn't possible. But it does seem unlikely. I'd believe it (and who knows, maybe I will notice it) if all the people in positions of high power vanish before it happens.
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I will not piss my pants. I will raise my arms toward the heavens and surrender to the great beyond.


Then I'll sob like a little bitch..
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[link to laura-knight-jadczyk.blogspot.com]
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Seriously, we have had comets swing by much closer. The best example would be comet IRAS-Araki-Alcock in 1983 which made it within .03 AU, closest approach in the last 200 years. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I have no idea why this comet is being linked to March, other than maybe it's path changing when it goes through the asteroid belt in March/April? 1dunno1 In any case it's closest approach will be in September, around 9/9/11 to be exact.
 Quoting: ºLeelooº



You simply can't say that it didn't have ANY impact at all on the planet. Were there any environmental upheavals during this time period of the early to mid 1980's when it approached and passed? Wildfires? Hurricanes? Volcanoes? Remember Mount St. Helens which erupted from roughly 1980-1986? Abnormal flooding? How were these upheavals portrayed? Causes? I doubt that anyone suggested that Mount St. Helens' eruption was partly influenced by the approach and passing of IRAS-Araki.

Another classic example is the close passage of Comet Biela which contributed to the burning down of Chicago and devastating large swaths of the midwest back in the late 1800's. The Chicago fire was given a popular spin as being caused by a cow knocking over a lantern! I'm sure we will find other outlandish explanations for past events, as well.

Also of note is that IRAS-Araki is considered a long period comet which passes every 930-ish years. Elenin is postulated to pass every 38,000 (!!!) years. Consider the intense 'charge' that MAY be accompanying Elenin versus other close passing comets with far shorter orbital periods. What we need to do is start looking at what's happening on the planets where Elenin has already passed or is close to passing now, the interactive effects that might be attributed to it, and using these observations as a useful outline for looking at the impact it may have on Earth.

For instance, Saturn's atmosphere has literally been erupting with a massive, growing storm sweeping over the entire northern hemisphere. It's assumed the storm began in December - just as Elenin began its approach - and is now ongoing - as Elenin passes and turns towards the inner solar system.

How's our own weather been?

Certainly, the comet isn't the only factor involved, but it is A factor and one that will likely be more influential as it comes closer and interacts with the planet more intensely.

We don't know how intense it's going to be - that's what we're all trying to get a gauge of as we watch the Signs.
 Quoting: J*A*F*O



I'm not sure who you're talking to as I never said anything in my post about whether it would have an "impact" on the planet or not. Yes, I know what the electric universe and comet theory is.
First of all this video, among many, is talking about Elenin causing a "physical" pole shift. There have been other comets like Elenin that have made much closer passes, why no shift then??
Comet Hyakutake for instance is a long-period comet. It's orbital period was about 17,000 years but increased to 70,000 after it's last pass.
But the best example would probably be comet Kohoutek in 1973. It's a long period comet and its previous apparition was about 150,000 years ago! It's next apparition will be in about 75,000 years. The comet also sported a tail up to 25° long, along with an anti-tail. It was hyped by the media at the time as being the "comet of the century". Because it fell far short of expectations, its name became synonymous with spectacular duds.

Second, comet Elenin's closest approach will be in September so how the heck is it going to have such a big "impact" on Earth in March?? I would think, based on the electric universe theory, that the debris tail after the perihelion passage would be more of a concern. Again though, we pass through those comet tails(meteor showers) often and no mega doom...atleast not yet!
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We do know that pole shifts occur, but it's highly unlikely they have anything to do with a comet and more to do with the sun. It's all about magnetism and charged particles. It has already been proven historically that comets will not affect the poles on the planet...if anything their dust and debris can affect the atmosphere but thats about it. Anything short of a direct hit will not affect the earth.
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We do know that pole shifts occur, but it's highly unlikely they have anything to do with a comet and more to do with the sun. It's all about magnetism and charged particles. It has already been proven historically that comets will not affect the poles on the planet...if anything their dust and debris can affect the atmosphere but thats about it. Anything short of a direct hit will not affect the earth. BTW, that little video means nothing. There is no scientific data given in the video other then a moving diagram. There is no mention of asteroid composition, trajectory, speed, or anything else of valid information. As far as her mentioning that the earth has shifted a few degrees is nothing new. The earth floats in space and wobbles so it doesn't have a perfect rotation.
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Educational bump !
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Another load of bollocks from a useless stupid american yet again, when are you arseholes going to learn that fuck all is going to happen now nor in the near future, comet ELENIN my arse and for a start it's too far away to be any concern to the earth, but unless its the american way of thinking then all we got is doom and gloom and now we know why there are so many Thick irish In your country it is to make you americans seem more intelligent when in actual fact you and the thick stupid irish gypo's are useling the same brain cell this year fucking retards.
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FU .... Is that short for Fuc+ed Up ?

You comments are REALLY without merit and you FAIL to take account of several FACTS, like most unintelligent (?) shills .

1). That comet is coming through the Ort Belt, pulling millions of small asteroids along with it !

2). The comet passes directly in front of Earths orbit, in a parabolic flight UP through the solar ecliptic and back down through same.

3). As Earth passes into the 'tail' of the comet, those millions of meteorites/asteroids WIIL be attracted by Earths gravitational pull and come down as FIREBALLS, because many will be TOO large to burn up in the atmosphere,

4). The red hot chunks of matter WILL set FIRE to everything burnable; trees, crops, houses, cars, peoples clothes, grass, etc. JUST as ancient recordings by an Egyptian pries described, many thousands of years ago.

Want as link sonny ? Google it yourself !
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Bump for unemployed ACORN pimps and their white, teen whores.
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This VERY IMPORTANT thread belongs on page ONE !
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Why is sex, politics and revolutions more important than KNOWN coming disaster ?

SHOWS the educational level of the readers; this IS doom !