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To Christians, I am a Witch

 
Star*Fish
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To Christians, I am a Witch
To the Witches, I am a Christian.
Go figure...lol
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik

Slap him or her across the face, if she tries to curse you he's/she's probably a witch, if she doesn't then she's probably a witch.
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Don't mess with the witches chuckle

hf
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
And to me, you're a goldfish.
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik

Hey my friend,is that you in the avatar pic? Awesome!
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


Tie them up and weigh them down with rocks, then throw them in a lake.
If they don't drown they are a witch.
'Magically Delicious'
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik

Hey my friend,is that you in the avatar pic? Awesome!
 Quoting: mathetes


Yes!

Thank you.

hf

Last Edited by Haile Menelik on 02/10/2011 06:05 PM
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
do you float like a duck?
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
To the Witches, I am a Christian.
Go figure...lol
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why? ...did you cast a spell on jesus?
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


Tie them up and weigh them down with rocks, then throw them in a lake.
If they don't drown they are a witch.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


A tried and true method, I like it!
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
To the Witches, I am a Christian.
Go figure...lol
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 Quoting: Star*Fish



They are not mutually exclusive IMO. I am sure Jesus was the greatest mystic/magician ever and he did say about greater things...(to paraphrase).

The Holy Spirit works in mysterious ways.
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To the Witches, I am a Christian.
Go figure...lol
 Quoting: Star*Fish


why? ...did you cast a spell on jesus?
 Quoting: klc_infowarrior


More like Jesus cast a spell on me! lol
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik

Hey my friend,is that you in the avatar pic? Awesome!
 Quoting: mathetes


Yes!

Thank you.

hf
 Quoting: Haile Menelik

hf
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Me too! hf
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch...
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


Tell me how you define "witch" and I will tell you how you can know my brotha~
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Don't mess with the witches chuckle

hf
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Amen! lol
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Last Edited by Star*Kiss on 02/10/2011 06:12 PM
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1234192


A GoodWitch of course! (wink)
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One could be a white witch or a dark witch...I have met both!
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
Me too! hf
 Quoting: Sireenie


YAY!!! A Sibling!!!
Namaste'
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
One could be a white witch or a dark witch...I have met both!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1261522


EXACTLY
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Re: To Christians, I am a Witch
It it true that witches have sex with Satan ?
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


Tell me how you define "witch" and I will tell you how you can know my brotha~
 Quoting: Star*Fish


How I do I define "witch" thats a good question. How do I know its a witch? Its just a hunch, small things that I've noticed about her. You just know it when you look into her eyes maybe? She once asked do you have a christian name the first time I met her, I replied with a smile: "Yes I have". She looked a little bit terrified...
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
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It it true that witches have sex with Satan ?
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Yes... Yes it is.

They also fly through the air on full moons to their diabolical black mass orgies where they indulge in lascivious lesbian fornication!
'Magically Delicious'
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It it true that witches have sex with Satan ?
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Yes... Yes it is.

They also fly through the air on full moons to their diabolical black mass orgies where they indulge in lascivious lesbian fornication!
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


They also practice abortion and infanticide, and they are full-time members of the Freemasons (aka Illuminati-NWO).
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


Tell me how you define "witch" and I will tell you how you can know my brotha~
 Quoting: Star*Fish


How I do I define "witch" thats a good question. How do I know its a witch? Its just a hunch, small things that I've noticed about her. You just know it when you look into her eyes maybe? She once asked do you have a christian name the first time I met her, I replied with a smile: "Yes I have". She looked a little bit terrified...
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


You need to work on your definition, in order to discern my brother.
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To the Witches, I am a Christian.
Go figure...lol
bigbro
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whatever ahole
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It it true that witches have sex with Satan ?
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Yes... Yes it is.

They also fly through the air on full moons to their diabolical black mass orgies where they indulge in lascivious lesbian fornication!
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


Since the true definition of Satan is adversary. I think it would be fair to say that the majority of them do not.
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1234192


A GoodWitch of course! (wink)
 Quoting: Star*Fish

Hahaha! What wrong with you GLPr's.
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Hello. I have feeling that somebody who I am working with is a witch how do I know it is true?
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


Tell me how you define "witch" and I will tell you how you can know my brotha~
 Quoting: Star*Fish


How I do I define "witch" thats a good question. How do I know its a witch? Its just a hunch, small things that I've noticed about her. You just know it when you look into her eyes maybe? She once asked do you have a christian name the first time I met her, I replied with a smile: "Yes I have". She looked a little bit terrified...
 Quoting: Haile Menelik


You need to work on your definition, in order to discern my brother.
 Quoting: Star*Fish


I dont mess with them. I dont know anything about them... but its just a hunch! Dont know why I think she is a witch anyway..
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.

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