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If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?

 
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02/10/2011 06:58 PM
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If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
lmao Yeah, I thought not.

stfu Gandhi & JESUS rocket
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02/10/2011 06:59 PM
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
What if you poked your own eye out???


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02/10/2011 07:02 PM
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Hell no. I carry a 7 inch locking folding blade. It is perfect for those inadvertant eye poking sessions.
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02/10/2011 07:02 PM
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No. They might poke out my other eye.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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02/10/2011 07:03 PM
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
Couldn't they just go through the vacant socket to get to the other side ?
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
What if you poked your own eye out???


:fngeye:

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I hda no idea picking your nose could be that dangerous.
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
This is the Satan's butt buddy or Jesus' passive bro test thread!

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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
Looks like Satan's orgy in here.

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02/10/2011 07:07 PM
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
This is the Satan's butt buddy or Jesus' passive bro test thread!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1261249

rockon No this is just calling out the hypocrites.

Nobody walks away from an eye being poked out. EVERYONE will seek retribution of the equivilent of that lost eye. They may not poke out the eye of the abuser right back, but they will get an eye for an eye metaphorically after that perp does massive jail time. Think about it.

Pacifism benefits the perps in almost every case (is INdia really better off since Gandhi?).
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02/10/2011 07:12 PM
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
Lot of battered wives don't fight back.
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02/10/2011 07:15 PM
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Lot of battered wives don't fight back.
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EXACTLY.
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02/10/2011 07:16 PM
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Lot of battered wives don't fight back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1261249

EXACTLY.
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Some just flee and:

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02/10/2011 07:21 PM
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No! I'd hold my eye and say, "What the FUCK did you do that for?"
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02/10/2011 07:22 PM
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If someone pokes my eye out, I poke their sister.
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02/10/2011 07:24 PM
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Looks like Satan's orgy in here.

weirdo
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is this weirdo Ted Nugent?
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02/10/2011 07:29 PM
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
Okay why this scripture is written this way was to give guidance to the diciples as they brought the word to the tribes of Israel. Jesus knew his gospel was something very new to the tribes and could be very upsetting at times, so He told them to turn the other cheek if they got whacked because didn't want his diciples slugging it out with His people.

Follow that? It was not written for the average Joe. So if you whack a Christian he can outright flatten you.
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02/10/2011 07:37 PM
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
Okay why this scripture is written this way was to give guidance to the diciples as they brought the word to the tribes of Israel. Jesus knew his gospel was something very new to the tribes and could be very upsetting at times, so He told them to turn the other cheek if they got whacked because didn't want his diciples slugging it out with His people.

Follow that? It was not written for the average Joe. So if you whack a Christian he can outright flatten you.
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Exactly... Jesus was talking to the disciples - not the congregation.

Mat 5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
Mat 5:2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,


Mat 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

And OP - you might notice - it was a smack on the face - not poking out an eye.
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02/16/2011 02:52 PM
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Thread: Everyone take a minute today and relax and visualize major problems for THE ILLUMINATI/ Masons/ Elite
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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
Okay why this scripture is written this way was to give guidance to the diciples as they brought the word to the tribes of Israel. Jesus knew his gospel was something very new to the tribes and could be very upsetting at times, so He told them to turn the other cheek if they got whacked because didn't want his diciples slugging it out with His people.

Follow that? It was not written for the average Joe. So if you whack a Christian he can outright flatten you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251885


Exactly... Jesus was talking to the disciples - not the congregation.

Mat 5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
Mat 5:2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,


Mat 5:39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

And OP - you might notice - it was a smack on the face - not poking out an eye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1261827


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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
This is the Satan's butt buddy or Jesus' passive bro test thread!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1261249

rockon No this is just calling out the hypocrites.

Nobody walks away from an eye being poked out. EVERYONE will seek retribution of the equivilent of that lost eye. They may not poke out the eye of the abuser right back, but they will get an eye for an eye metaphorically after that perp does massive jail time. Think about it.

Pacifism benefits the perps in almost every case (is INdia really better off since Gandhi?).

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Re: If somone poked your eye out would you just turn the other cheek?
lmao Yeah, I thought not.

stfu Gandhi & JESUS rocket
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This needs clarification as it has been widely misunderstood by the masses. What Jesus meant when he said this was that if you can then do it. But if you're too pissed off to do it, then it's ok to kick the shit out of whoever slapped you.

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