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Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 10:36 PM
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Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Every time I take a pee I look in the toilet bowl and there's always a single fly that is floating in my urine. I have checked several times and I know that it was not there before I took a pee.
Blutwurst & Sauerkraut

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02/11/2011 10:37 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
It sounds like your dick is infected with maggots.
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02/11/2011 10:39 PM

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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Every time I take a pee I look in the toilet bowl and there's always a single fly that is floating in my urine. I have checked several times and I know that it was not there before I took a pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262957


That's normal for boys your age. Don't worry.

P.S. I'm a doctor.
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 10:40 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Are you sure ?

Does it taste like a fly ?
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02/11/2011 10:40 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
bar fly .lay off cheap cider,dont pee in sink..it happens from fruit not fermented in alcohol
*Jentle*

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02/11/2011 10:42 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Gross. Go to the doc and get antibiotics or fly spray or something.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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02/11/2011 10:42 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
You have been fucking some nasty shit my friend!
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 10:43 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Too much crank.
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 10:47 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
[link to animal.discovery.com]
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 10:50 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Damn, I feel ill.
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02/11/2011 10:52 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
I find drinking helps.
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02/11/2011 10:55 PM

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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
skeeters
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02/11/2011 10:55 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Does this have anything to do with the spaghetti stains in your underwear?
Never mind.
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 10:57 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
the urine fly, under the right conditions, is one bad ass fly
tkwasny

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02/11/2011 10:58 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
You need to clean your bathroom. Knockin' down flies with the stream does not mean they came from inside you.
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02/11/2011 10:59 PM

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02/11/2011 11:01 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
eeew, see a doctor quickly!
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 11:05 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
A frenchman once went down the amazon on a kayak.

He lost is dick...a tribe had to amputate it.

Old Paris Match magazine.
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 11:06 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Hey, maybe you have crabs?
Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2011 11:11 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
syphilis simplex type 3. Better seek medical attention before your genitals experience leprosy type indicators (aka your dick falls off).
10280's Ghost
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02/12/2011 12:08 AM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
You need to clean your bathroom. Knockin' down flies with the stream does not mean they came from inside you.
 Quoting: tkwasny


Your quite right,
They are knats, they thrive around the scum buildup in the toilet. Get what's called "The Works", it cheap, and is better than "CLR" for rust stains.
Contact Me
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05/22/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
I have had that exact problem. I have searched the web for several years. You are the only other exact case I have ever found. How can I contact you? I would love to discuss the details of this with you. I saved physical evidence from my case, which was several years ago.
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Spontaneous generation, my friend.
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Hey, maybe you have crabs?
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No he has flies .
I miss pappy
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05/22/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Pappy called em "Piss flies". Said they was a sign you put your pecker in the wrong hole.
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05/22/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
The Lord of the Flies has possessed your dick
The only thing to do is cut it off if you can't find a good exorcist.
Anonymous Coward
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05/22/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
fuck this is a weird place.
just sayin an all.
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05/22/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Give me an address or some way I can contact you through a reply on this site.
JimTheOwl
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05/23/2012 02:30 AM

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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
It sounds like your dick is infected with maggots.
 Quoting: Blutwurst & Sauerkraut


I agree. You should see a Doctor right away..

Could you post some pics, please? I would love to see this one!

JimsKats00
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05/23/2012 02:34 AM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Happens when you open your fly too slow. Just get faster - practice makes perfect.
Anonymous Coward
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05/23/2012 02:36 AM
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Re: Why do I have tiny flies coming out of my urine?
Congrats, you are a papa to those flies.

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