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I just divorced my fat wife

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 10:09 PM
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I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
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02/13/2011 10:21 PM
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Congratulation mate i just hope you are not going to pay her a big pension so she could get fatter on your hard earn money!
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02/13/2011 10:30 PM
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Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
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02/13/2011 10:33 PM
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Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
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+1 :)
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I couldn't even get it up my wife was so fat. Sex is a part of marriage and I'm not interested in sex with someone that is disgusting to look at.
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dorito
:Fabnn:
There are those among us who are blessed with the power to save what is loved by another,
But powerless to use this blessing for love themselves..
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fatturkey
:martiallaw4:

“The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.”

Isaiah 43:2
When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned; the flames will not set you ablaze.

Ecclesiastes 12:14
For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil. ~9/11 Was An Inside Job!
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02/13/2011 10:34 PM
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I dont blame you. i couldn't live with that either.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 10:40 PM
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Fat people are an aberration when you look at all the poor children's forced to dig in junkyard to find something to eat.

Most of them have no disease at all but they used it as an excuse to justify their sin.

Look at yourself in a mirror and ask yourself how much over weight you are and you will see you are not only disgusting to look at but a big fat polluter too!
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02/13/2011 10:43 PM
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Damn straight you should dump her fat ass.

She has become the same thing as a drug addict, only instead of getting skinny with scabs she is fat as hell.

Good for you, OP.
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02/13/2011 10:46 PM
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Child support???
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 10:52 PM
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Good for you man! I hate when a woman lets herself slip like that.

Women love to play the role long enough to hook a dude, then when she finally hooks him, she lets herself go to shit and stops doing the things that made the man want to marry her in the first place.

Congrats for having the balls to chuck her when she got too comfortable. Women expect men to work at the marriage, they better put in some work too.

Bravo!
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02/13/2011 10:54 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


you don't know much about female psychology, do you?

she got fat b/c she was tired of having sex with you.

you began to disgust her.

so she whipped out the Twinkie/whipped cream/fried chicken sex repellant

always works like a charm banana

Last Edited by hillcrest3 on 02/13/2011 10:55 PM
Water always wins.
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02/13/2011 10:55 PM
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Rolf she just got accept to be on the TV 'the biggest loser'..She will be hot soon enough with some well hung personal trainer giving it to her..bananasex
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
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You're probably the reason she was unhappy enough to get so large and not care.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


you don't know much about female psychology, do you?

she got fat b/c she was tired of having sex with you.

you began to disgust her.

so she whipped out the Twinkie/whipped cream/fried chicken sex repellant

always works like a charm banana
 Quoting: hillcrest3

plus you have a little dick
hillcrest3

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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


you don't know much about female psychology, do you?

she got fat b/c she was tired of having sex with you.

you began to disgust her.

so she whipped out the Twinkie/whipped cream/fried chicken sex repellant

always works like a charm banana
 Quoting: hillcrest3

plus you have a little dick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265059


lol
Water always wins.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 10:59 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
op- how big did she get?
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 11:10 PM
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damn dude, you're my new hero.

I dont have the balls to divorce my fat wife -- afraid of what that would do to me financially -- and dont want to lose my kids.

But sometimes I dream of what it would be like to renter the dating scene.

I am very fit, jog daily and work out regularly. Very young looking 35. I could easily get an attractive girl. Have had many opportunities, but I could never bring myself to cheat.

My wife, while 3 years my younger looks like she's 50 -- gained 100 lbs since we married. Very lazy and unmotivated to do anything. She is no longer the woman I fell in love with. Can't bare the thought of sex with her.

Going to be another sad Valentine's Day.
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02/13/2011 11:24 PM
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

clappa
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02/13/2011 11:26 PM
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damn dude, you're my new hero.

I dont have the balls to divorce my fat wife -- afraid of what that would do to me financially -- and dont want to lose my kids.

But sometimes I dream of what it would be like to renter the dating scene.

I am very fit, jog daily and work out regularly. Very young looking 35. I could easily get an attractive girl. Have had many opportunities, but I could never bring myself to cheat.

My wife, while 3 years my younger looks like she's 50 -- gained 100 lbs since we married. Very lazy and unmotivated to do anything. She is no longer the woman I fell in love with. Can't bare the thought of sex with her.

Going to be another sad Valentine's Day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


Pathetic. So what you going to do, live this way for the next forty or fifty years? Just slit your wrists and get it over with.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 11:29 PM
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And congratulations to your wife, she just lost a 180 lb idiot.
hillcrest3

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02/13/2011 11:33 PM
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And congratulations to your wife, she just lost a 180 lb idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 513596



lol
lol
lol
Water always wins.
Txheat

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02/13/2011 11:36 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
For some reason people call food an addiction, and you know what else is a a addiction Drugs. If a man was addicted to drugs a woman would be praised for throwing him out. However a woman addicted to food is protected and sheltered. this is stupid double standard which I will not stand for anymore

good job buddy you broke a double standard you are a trend setter.
I'm just here to post good information when I can.
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02/13/2011 11:36 PM
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Now she'll clean up on shild support and alimony and diet back down to smokin hot LOL
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02/13/2011 11:41 PM
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How proud you must be! blink
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02/13/2011 11:42 PM
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thats a bad thing to do, wy not talk with her? my girlfriend is kind chubby and i'm fit and cute, but i still do everything for her even in the bed and now she is in a diet i think is because of me and i i'm very proud of her even if i dint ask for that so wanna marry her she is so nice and sweet and i dont care if she turn in to a fat woman, but i gonna take care of her and she will not.
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02/13/2011 11:58 PM
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no you didn't.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189



SHES GOING TO GET PORKED BY BLACK GUYS NOW
Just a Babe

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02/14/2011 12:03 AM
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On what legal grounds, you dismal loser?
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damn dude, you're my new hero.

I dont have the balls to divorce my fat wife -- afraid of what that would do to me financially -- and dont want to lose my kids.

But sometimes I dream of what it would be like to renter the dating scene.

I am very fit, jog daily and work out regularly. Very young looking 35. I could easily get an attractive girl. Have had many opportunities, but I could never bring myself to cheat.

My wife, while 3 years my younger looks like she's 50 -- gained 100 lbs since we married. Very lazy and unmotivated to do anything. She is no longer the woman I fell in love with. Can't bare the thought of sex with her.

Going to be another sad Valentine's Day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094810


classic depression, low self esteem issues .........some life partner you turned out to be.

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