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I just divorced my fat wife

 
JoeNeubarth

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02/14/2011 12:13 AM
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I couldn't even get it up my wife was so fat. Sex is a part of marriage and I'm not interested in sex with someone that is disgusting to look at.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

Plump wives in middle age were the rage in the Middle Ages.

In France, it is the reason why most men in their mid to late thirties have mistresses.

A wife is to love because she is the mother of your children and you want to make certain that you and she raise them well.

A mistress is for sex and public social experiences. I forget which one it was now, but when the Premier of France died, both his wife and mistress walked behind his casket in the funeral parade that is customary in France. They held hands as they walked along. These things are understood in France. It is no Big Deal.
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02/14/2011 12:13 AM
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Now she'll clean up on shild support and alimony and diet back down to smokin hot LOL
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and wont have to put up with lame sex ever again!tounge
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02/14/2011 12:17 AM
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Look all the pathetic women trying to defend the corpulence of this woman. If the roles were reversed they'd be cheering.

It must scare them to know how replaceable they are.
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02/14/2011 12:23 AM
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Look all the pathetic women trying to defend the corpulence of this woman. If the roles were reversed they'd be cheering.

It must scare them to know how replaceable they are.
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Damn right they are disgusting fat cows who eat what could save life to some kids in third country.

They dies over there because of fats cats in north america no excuse please i already heard all the crap you have to fed me!
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02/14/2011 12:23 AM
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Child support???
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she ate the children
GaryColeman

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02/14/2011 12:38 AM
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 12:40 AM
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I really could care less.
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02/14/2011 12:41 AM

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Stupid post....

YOur marriage is no one's buisness...

Take your issues to your wife and children...Not here.
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02/14/2011 12:42 AM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
you immmature idiot! she not only gained wait from putting her life at risk to give you a family,she may have a matabolism problem also,there are some really bad ingrediants in food nowadays! sounds like to me she has low self asteem also probably because of all the verbal abuse she may have heard about the days she was thinner...I hope now that she hs more time on her hands... because she doesn't have to wait on you anymore and be abused that she gets healthier and happier...of coarse she has to get through wht you just did to her first...so I hope she bounces back fast and marries again someday someone mature ad caring who wil love her on the inside more than the outside...and you I hope will marry your thin girl who will probably get fat again and you'll be where you ae today...and even more of a loser!
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02/14/2011 12:57 AM
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
 Quoting: GaryColeman


Yep, I've been there, the loser I married for life abandoned the kids and I. I got everything, the three houses and the cars. The kids found out that their loving kind father wasn't exactly who he pretended to be. He keeps dipping lower and lower with his new delila. I am quite happy that this mid life loser finally found someone who made him shit or get off the pot. The kids know exactly whom he is and I can only say it is sad. They need to love their dad, they just don't have to accept his beliefs or behavior as something they want to mimic.

I won, I have a fantastic life and now I don't have a selfish individual that I have to pretend to share it with. I am not a victim nor a loser but I can't say the same thing about him. I win he's gone.
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02/14/2011 01:01 AM
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you immmature idiot! she not only gained wait from putting her life at risk to give you a family,she may have a matabolism problem also,there are some really bad ingrediants in food nowadays! sounds like to me she has low self asteem also probably because of all the verbal abuse she may have heard about the days she was thinner...I hope now that she hs more time on her hands... because she doesn't have to wait on you anymore and be abused that she gets healthier and happier...of coarse she has to get through wht you just did to her first...so I hope she bounces back fast and marries again someday someone mature ad caring who wil love her on the inside more than the outside...and you I hope will marry your thin girl who will probably get fat again and you'll be where you ae today...and even more of a loser!
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Speaking from experience, I can say that women have an intuitive nature that tell them how you feel without the male saying one word. Her weight is because of the constamt battle of feeling neglected and undervalued. She is the winner and the sooner this loser gets the balls to do the appropriate thing and fuckin leave, the sooner her life will improve.. No one deserves to be so unhappy and her unhappiness shows, his is only because he has no balls to do the right thing and accept the fact that he's a loser.
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02/14/2011 01:01 AM
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I couldn't even get it up my wife was so fat. Sex is a part of marriage and I'm not interested in sex with someone that is disgusting to look at.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

Plump wives in middle age were the rage in the Middle Ages.

In France, it is the reason why most men in their mid to late thirties have mistresses.

A wife is to love because she is the mother of your children and you want to make certain that you and she raise them well.

A mistress is for sex and public social experiences. I forget which one it was now, but when the Premier of France died, both his wife and mistress walked behind his casket in the funeral parade that is customary in France. They held hands as they walked along. These things are understood in France. It is no Big Deal.
 Quoting: JoeNeubarth

Dude you claimed to have fathered over 30 children. You must have had multiple wives. Now you are on your high hourse?
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02/14/2011 01:02 AM
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
 Quoting: GaryColeman


Yep, I've been there, the loser I married for life abandoned the kids and I. I got everything, the three houses and the cars. The kids found out that their loving kind father wasn't exactly who he pretended to be. He keeps dipping lower and lower with his new delila. I am quite happy that this mid life loser finally found someone who made him shit or get off the pot. The kids know exactly whom he is and I can only say it is sad. They need to love their dad, they just don't have to accept his beliefs or behavior as something they want to mimic.

I won, I have a fantastic life and now I don't have a selfish individual that I have to pretend to share it with. I am not a victim nor a loser but I can't say the same thing about him. I win he's gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256497

who not whom.

And your dumb husband should have gotten a prenup. Gold diggin bitch.
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02/14/2011 01:04 AM
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
 Quoting: GaryColeman


Most individuals that are so insecure and selfish will never admit their true intent, but you should have decided this outcome way prior to the current times. This is the year of the unveiling and boy karma is coming home to roost rather quickly. Enjoy the failures in life because just verbalizing your selfishness was the start, it's all down here from there. Every loser has his day and your's is coming.
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02/14/2011 01:06 AM
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
 Quoting: GaryColeman


Yep, I've been there, the loser I married for life abandoned the kids and I. I got everything, the three houses and the cars. The kids found out that their loving kind father wasn't exactly who he pretended to be. He keeps dipping lower and lower with his new delila. I am quite happy that this mid life loser finally found someone who made him shit or get off the pot. The kids know exactly whom he is and I can only say it is sad. They need to love their dad, they just don't have to accept his beliefs or behavior as something they want to mimic.

I won, I have a fantastic life and now I don't have a selfish individual that I have to pretend to share it with. I am not a victim nor a loser but I can't say the same thing about him. I win he's gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256497

who not whom.

And your dumb husband should have gotten a prenup. Gold diggin bitch.
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My, My you are an idiot. I was the breadwinner and he left the best thing that ever happen to him. I win, he lost and I have no need for golddigging.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 01:08 AM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Asshole. You no doubt caused her to turn to food for comfort as you never provided any. She's better off.
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02/14/2011 01:12 AM
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I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot barge pole.
William Foster

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02/14/2011 01:20 AM
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
 Quoting: GaryColeman


Yep, I've been there, the loser I married for life abandoned the kids and I. I got everything, the three houses and the cars. The kids found out that their loving kind father wasn't exactly who he pretended to be. He keeps dipping lower and lower with his new delila. I am quite happy that this mid life loser finally found someone who made him shit or get off the pot. The kids know exactly whom he is and I can only say it is sad. They need to love their dad, they just don't have to accept his beliefs or behavior as something they want to mimic.

I won, I have a fantastic life and now I don't have a selfish individual that I have to pretend to share it with. I am not a victim nor a loser but I can't say the same thing about him. I win he's gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256497

who not whom.

And your dumb husband should have gotten a prenup. Gold diggin bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632



My, My you are an idiot. I was the breadwinner and he left the best thing that ever happen to him. I win, he lost and I have no need for golddigging.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256497

prolly fat ugly with a dried up va-j-j
BillyX

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02/14/2011 01:28 AM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Lol its always the mans fault for the wife turning into a fat lazy slob.... What ever happen to self responsibility? So i guess by these womens same standards if i was to turn to drugs because my wife was a nagging bitch it would be acceptable & if she divorced me for this she would be the bad person or is this another case of those famous double standards?


Seriously if somebody gets fat the only person they have to blame is them self same goes for drugs, gambling, promiscuity, shopping addictions & so on. People are so fucking retarded these days trying to blame everything on somebody or something else.
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632

It's vermin like that have defiled everything that was sacred and holy in this country.
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karmageddon
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02/14/2011 01:31 AM
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damn dude, you're my new hero.

I dont have the balls to divorce my fat wife -- afraid of what that would do to me financially -- and dont want to lose my kids.

But sometimes I dream of what it would be like to renter the dating scene.

I am very fit, jog daily and work out regularly. Very young looking 35. I could easily get an attractive girl. Have had many opportunities, but I could never bring myself to cheat.

My wife, while 3 years my younger looks like she's 50 -- gained 100 lbs since we married. Very lazy and unmotivated to do anything. She is no longer the woman I fell in love with. Can't bare the thought of sex with her.

Going to be another sad Valentine's Day.
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Tell her how it like it is...tell her to get her shit together NOW...
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02/14/2011 01:33 AM
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What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?
 Quoting: William Foster

That does not mean turn into a lazy spouse that sits and eats all day. If your spouse gets lazy and overweight after marriage then they were scamming you from the get-go. She will probably get double the settlement after the divorce since she takes up double the space now. Ugh, so worng.
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632


Its VOW..bro.

You want to sound intelligent don't you?
karmageddon
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster


Whatever Will..
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Its VOW..bro.

You want to sound intelligent don't you?
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Spelling/grammar Nazis are worse than fat wives. Fucking lame redirects.
karmageddon
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02/14/2011 01:38 AM
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Stupid post....

YOur marriage is no one's buisness...

Take your issues to your wife and children...Not here.
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whatever..then why did you read the post?
karmageddon
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
you immmature idiot! she not only gained wait from putting her life at risk to give you a family,she may have a matabolism problem also,there are some really bad ingrediants in food nowadays! sounds like to me she has low self asteem also probably because of all the verbal abuse she may have heard about the days she was thinner...I hope now that she hs more time on her hands... because she doesn't have to wait on you anymore and be abused that she gets healthier and happier...of coarse she has to get through wht you just did to her first...so I hope she bounces back fast and marries again someday someone mature ad caring who wil love her on the inside more than the outside...and you I hope will marry your thin girl who will probably get fat again and you'll be where you ae today...and even more of a loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257760


You are fat.

mAtabolism my ass!!
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What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?
 Quoting: William Foster

That does not mean turn into a lazy spouse that sits and eats all day. If your spouse gets lazy and overweight after marriage then they were scamming you from the get-go. She will probably get double the settlement after the divorce since she takes up double the space now. Ugh, so worng.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1229408

huffy Yeah, because I'm sure when she got married she said to herself, "I can't wait to be fat, unhappy and ignored."

Get real.
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