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I just divorced my fat wife

 
Heatrae

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I've been married for going on 25 years, and fortunately for me, my wife has prided herself on trying to remain in shape and relatively slim. I married her what she was a bit chunky, but never made it an issue.

There are ways nowadays for obese folks to get help i.e Lapband surgery etc. The price has come down a lot at in the US , a lot of Insurance companies will pay all or some of it.

I would have tried to see if she would be willing to do the Lapband (probably a lot cheaper than a divorce).

If not, and she had no inclination or motivation to slim down, then possibly a divorce if she made no attempts to remedy her situation. It's like a drunk spouse with a longsuffering partner and the drunk spouse refuses to admit a problem of seek any help which ends up ruining the relationship and shows that they could care less about their spouse.
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03/18/2011 02:41 PM
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Damn straight you should dump her fat ass.

She has become the same thing as a drug addict, only instead of getting skinny with scabs she is fat as hell.

Good for you, OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


No shit. My girlfriend acts like a junkie when she finds someone has been into her cookies or chocolate. It's kinda scary. I see no difference between her junk food and a drug addict's fix. Except a drug addict doesn't usually carry an extra 75 pounds on them all the time.
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03/18/2011 02:43 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Ok, I don't usually post here, but I would like to put in my two cents worth.
I am a fat lazy wife. Hard to admit, but true. I am lucky that my husband takes our marriage vows seriously. He loves me the same as the day we got married. And yes, I was overweight then too. I have struggled with weight since I was a teen. I am 46 now. I am also lucky that my hubby continues to want to have sex with me. I don't like to because I feel so ashamed, but he loves me and still is attracted to me and makes me feel very loved, no matter what. I recently lost 50 pounds from weight loss surgery 1 year ago, but I am back to my old eating habits of eating too much starch and sweets, my downfall. I know I am lazy and am very ashamed of it, but can't figure out how not to be, been fighting it all my life. I yo-yo diet and yo-yo exercise, I just get so sick of not being able to eat the foods I love, and I get unmotivated to continue to exercise. I don't think this makes me a bad person, just a person who struggles with her own demons. Even therapy has not helped, so don't even suggest I go there. I know I am at risk of heart problems and diabetes, but even the scare of that doesn't get me off the couch!! I do have an exercise bike I used periodically that is in front of the tv in my bedroom, but the tv in the living room is so much bigger and has surround sound, I prefer to watch my shows in front of the big TV.
So, long story short, OP, you are a shallow asshole, and your wife is lucky to be rid of you. It is possible to love your wife even if she gets too fat, my hubby is proof of that!! There still are good men out there. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302072


Good to hear that! But still I encourage you to start riding that damn bike. Move it to the living room, if that's possible! I have one in my own living room and I admit it was tough at first, but I got used to it, and now it seems effortless.

And you don't need to do it for your husband but for you. You'll feel better and healthier. It's the right time to start exercising seriously, don't wait until you're too old!

hf
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03/18/2011 02:45 PM
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:dorito:
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:fatturkey:
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Amazing!
The Blob's are alive1
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03/18/2011 02:45 PM
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im curious what you look like,let me guess,beer belly,bad breath,think you are gods gift to women,need i go on.Idol1
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03/18/2011 02:46 PM
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Fat people are an aberration when you look at all the poor children's forced to dig in junkyard to find something to eat.

Most of them have no disease at all but they used it as an excuse to justify their sin.

Look at yourself in a mirror and ask yourself how much over weight you are and you will see you are not only disgusting to look at but a big fat polluter too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264163


Is this L Ron Hubbard?
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03/18/2011 02:48 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
I've been married for going on 25 years, and fortunately for me, my wife has prided herself on trying to remain in shape and relatively slim. I married her what she was a bit chunky, but never made it an issue.

There are ways nowadays for obese folks to get help i.e Lapband surgery etc. The price has come down a lot at in the US , a lot of Insurance companies will pay all or some of it.

I would have tried to see if she would be willing to do the Lapband (probably a lot cheaper than a divorce).

If not, and she had no inclination or motivation to slim down, then possibly a divorce if she made no attempts to remedy her situation. It's like a drunk spouse with a longsuffering partner and the drunk spouse refuses to admit a problem of seek any help which ends up ruining the relationship and shows that they could care less about their spouse.
 Quoting: Heatrae


I envy you sir! problem with my wife is; she is not trying at all and that is really upsetting me. and like you said, it means show that how much she cares about our relationship.
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03/18/2011 02:49 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
You have seen that Wild Kingdom shit.

The herd of water buffalo, runing from the LIONS.

The big FAT slow Water Buffalo are in the back of the herd.
Look out, here comes MR LION.


SOOOOOO be happy when you see, FAT FUCKS.
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03/18/2011 02:51 PM
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im curious what you look like,let me guess,beer belly,bad breath,think you are gods gift to women,need i go on.Idol1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1025215


And what YOU look like, angry bitch?
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03/18/2011 02:53 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
The day you divorced your wife is the LUCKIEST day of her life... because she is finally rid of a disgusting, selfish and ugly human being like you.

NOw maybe she can rebuild her life after living with such a self centered, superficial, sex obsessed ape.

You are a shallow human being who will probably get herpes and other diseases shortly.

Good luck with the ZOVIRAX, creep.
 Quoting: She's lucky to b rid of u 926464


So I guess I am lucky that she dumped me when all the money went up my nose? Now I can rebuild my life from down here on skid row?
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03/18/2011 02:55 PM
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Fat people are an aberration when you look at all the poor children's forced to dig in junkyard to find something to eat.

Most of them have no disease at all but they used it as an excuse to justify their sin.

Look at yourself in a mirror and ask yourself how much over weight you are and you will see you are not only disgusting to look at but a big fat polluter too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264163


Is this L Ron Hubbard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 936193


Lol, dianetics, the book that will make your brain exceeds the 5% use.
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03/18/2011 02:57 PM
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Back in the day if you seen a fat women it was at the circus. It just that the human race has become the program, the Dorito! The only way out it to fight outside of the bag!

Anyway,

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03/18/2011 03:03 PM
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My old boss said go for the ugly one's, they're more grateful and don't cheat on you.
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Completely backwards, the ugly ones will cheat with the first mailman that asks.. The hot ones are accustomed to being propositioned.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
I was 5'3" 100 lb when my ex ran off with a chubby older woman. It jst goes to show that no matter what you look like, to some men, "new" is always better. Tons of men love fat women. A friend of mine, well over 200 lb, had men flocking around her like you woldn't believe. Now she's married to a skinny, fit guy.
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


She was going to dump you anyway...she told me your cock was itty bitty....
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03/18/2011 03:05 PM
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not for nothing but fat fucks like me will be the last alive when SHTF and theres nothing for you sticks to eat. Later when you are weak from malnutition and we still have our strength we will eat you too! Enjoy
Comedian

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Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265029


^ OP, I think your ex-wife is posting here ^
Don't run. You'll just die tired.
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03/18/2011 03:08 PM
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not for nothing but fat fucks like me will be the last alive when SHTF and theres nothing for you sticks to eat. Later when you are weak from malnutition and we still have our strength we will eat you too! Enjoy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298642


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thats a bad thing to do, wy not talk with her? my girlfriend is kind chubby and i'm fit and cute, but i still do everything for her even in the bed and now she is in a diet i think is because of me and i i'm very proud of her even if i dint ask for that so wanna marry her she is so nice and sweet and i dont care if she turn in to a fat woman, but i gonna take care of her and she will not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264572



What a sweetie :-)
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I was 5'3" 100 lb when my ex ran off with a chubby older woman. It jst goes to show that no matter what you look like, to some men, "new" is always better. Tons of men love fat women. A friend of mine, well over 200 lb, had men flocking around her like you woldn't believe. Now she's married to a skinny, fit guy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1232537


HMMM, you sound hot,

Maybe, but fat chicks are like fucking a grizzly bear.
Shit just rolls around like jello, so I'm told.

Fit chicks are best.
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03/18/2011 03:11 PM
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you immmature idiot! she not only gained wait from putting her life at risk to give you a family,she may have a matabolism problem also,there are some really bad ingrediants in food nowadays! sounds like to me she has low self asteem also probably because of all the verbal abuse she may have heard about the days she was thinner...I hope now that she hs more time on her hands... because she doesn't have to wait on you anymore and be abused that she gets healthier and happier...of coarse she has to get through wht you just did to her first...so I hope she bounces back fast and marries again someday someone mature ad caring who wil love her on the inside more than the outside...and you I hope will marry your thin girl who will probably get fat again and you'll be where you ae today...and even more of a loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257760

Couldn't have said it better myself!
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03/18/2011 03:13 PM
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you immmature idiot! she not only gained wait from putting her life at risk to give you a family,she may have a matabolism problem also,there are some really bad ingrediants in food nowadays! sounds like to me she has low self asteem also probably because of all the verbal abuse she may have heard about the days she was thinner...I hope now that she hs more time on her hands... because she doesn't have to wait on you anymore and be abused that she gets healthier and happier...of coarse she has to get through wht you just did to her first...so I hope she bounces back fast and marries again someday someone mature ad caring who wil love her on the inside more than the outside...and you I hope will marry your thin girl who will probably get fat again and you'll be where you ae today...and even more of a loser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257760



Speaking from experience, I can say that women have an intuitive nature that tell them how you feel without the male saying one word. Her weight is because of the constamt battle of feeling neglected and undervalued. She is the winner and the sooner this loser gets the balls to do the appropriate thing and fuckin leave, the sooner her life will improve.. No one deserves to be so unhappy and her unhappiness shows, his is only because he has no balls to do the right thing and accept the fact that he's a loser.
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster


happyheart
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632

It's vermin like that have defiled everything that was sacred and holy in this country.
 Quoting: William Foster


Amen!
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632


Marriage Vowel???? Can I get an A for Asshole!! It's Vow! Idiot!
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For some reason people call food an addiction, and you know what else is a a addiction Drugs. If a man was addicted to drugs a woman would be praised for throwing him out. However a woman addicted to food is protected and sheltered. this is stupid double standard which I will not stand for anymore

good job buddy you broke a double standard you are a trend setter.
 Quoting: Txheat


You can stop doing drugs, but you can't stop "doing" food! You have to continue to eat in order to survive, so in a way, a food addiction is more difficult than others..
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632


Marriage Vowel???? Can I get an A for Asshole!! It's Vow! Idiot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1156513


wtf Say like the bitch wanted to become a crack head whore! You stay married to her? What is the difference if she turned into a Dorito chip slobbering fool! I would leave also. Some people change and if is the choice to become a GMO Dorito MONSTER! Then that was a choice as well you should be prepared for consequences. That is the way it works for most men. I think the male has become desensitized or conditioned threw burnit to accept others for what they are and that is unhealthiness!
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Bravo. No fat chicks.
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So....if our kids gain weight will you disown them?

If you have a heart attack, need glasses, grow bald, develop MS, parkinnson's,
alzheimers, prostrate cancer (one in 6 will get it), or get wrinkles--your new imaginary smoking hot girlfriend/wife will have every right to leave your gross ass.

Because everyone knows the marriage vows really are as long as you look good and support my delusions of grandeur I'll bless you with my company otherwise I'm outta of here.

Karma is sweet. Imagine you live till you are 80 and are married to a smoking hot 30 year old who calls Hospice and kills you and laughs all the way to the bank.

Why are people so shallow-- it should be harder to reproduce.
 Quoting: stillhere


Exactly! Women stick with their husbands through worse! Men suck!
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


you don't know much about female psychology, do you?

she got fat b/c she was tired of having sex with you.

you began to disgust her.

so she whipped out the Twinkie/whipped cream/fried chicken sex repellant

always works like a charm banana
 Quoting: hillcrest3


This is correct. Maybe you, op, should take some of the blame. I bet you didn't satisfy her in bed. Why should she stay thin and attractive to you when you don't make her cum.

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