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I just divorced my fat wife

 
Comi

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03/18/2011 03:31 PM
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


GRATS OP, GOOD RIDDANCE

Now get yourself some decent woman 5a
Why you mad tho?
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03/18/2011 04:14 PM
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i dont care if my wife gains a 1000 lbs and loses all her teeth i will always love her as much as the day we met, sorry guys but thats how i feel i love her inside and out thru thick or thin till death do we part.
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03/18/2011 04:32 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189

What part of "till death do us part" didn't you understand when you got married?

Please tell me you didn't breed. That would ruin an otherwise pleasant night.
 Quoting: William Foster

what part of "who gives a fuck" didn't you understand?

Who gives a fuck about a stupid man made marriage vowel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931632



Vowel? OMG this place is retarded.
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03/18/2011 04:38 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265059

plus you have a little dick
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But at at least she can loose weight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265184


He's probably sick of wrong-holing her belly-button anyway. Easy to get confused with the lights out.



Easy for you.

If the OP has been "wrong-holing" this far into a relationship, its no wonder why this chick is depressed and eating herself into an early grave.

I don't care how big a chick is, you should be able to tell the cooch from the belly button.
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03/18/2011 04:41 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265059

plus you have a little dick
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But at at least she can loose weight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265184


He's probably sick of wrong-holing her belly-button anyway. Easy to get confused with the lights out.


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Easy for you.

If the OP has been "wrong-holing" this far into a relationship, its no wonder why this chick is depressed and eating herself into an early grave.

I don't care how big a chick is, you should be able to tell the cooch from the belly button.
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My pops always told me, Roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

haha, Me Bad.
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03/18/2011 04:42 PM
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i dont care if my wife gains a 1000 lbs and loses all her teeth i will always love her as much as the day we met, sorry guys but thats how i feel i love her inside and out thru thick or thin till death do we part.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291923


Now I know the meaning of that saying, Thru Thick and thin .. Thanks ! I learned something today..tounge
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03/18/2011 04:46 PM
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Lol. Lots of fat and bitter cunts in this thread. Admit it bitches, if you become fat and ugly you become useless, because you women are good only for your bodies.
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HAHA This is why so many Brazilian women are on mail order bride sites.
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03/18/2011 04:47 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
13 year itch...did you help watch the chilren and buy her a gym membrship to go at night? no...I ddn't think so...i hope now that she has more time because she doesn't have to wait on you hand and foot, she gets in shape again and meets me wonderful-mr. respectful and lives happily ever after...p.s. do you own a motorcycle?...I knew it...
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03/18/2011 04:48 PM
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There was a special on TV about mail order brides a not too long ago and they had a WHOLE BUNCH of brazilian women that said men in their country treat them like shit..
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03/18/2011 04:52 PM
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what you think you get brownie points in heaven for that one? not...p.s. if you would stop going to bars where the thin 21 year olds hang out and grow up and hang with an older crowd you would discover that her weight is more in line with the 30 somethings who have limited time due to child birthing and rearing... does she work also? You sound like an immature,self-centered,it's my way or the highway kinda guy who never deserved a wife and children...there are very nice,mature,men who would love a loving family...LOSER...A CS WANNABEE!
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03/18/2011 04:55 PM
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The OP is going to discover being single isn't what he thinks it is -- that single, middle-aged women who are not married tend to be mentally unstable, drug-addicted or a gold digger.

Second marriages fail at a higher rate than first marriages. By divorcing his wife, he has resigned himself to (statistically) dying alone.
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03/18/2011 04:57 PM
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ahhhh mr. # 1291923 you are sooooo a REAL MAN! wich makes makes you soooo SEXY and WONDERFUL even to the the day your teeth fall out and you have no hair on your head...you can have my ex. husband's MR. WONDERFUL shirt and wear it with pride...i told him i want it back (not related to mr. wonderful NOT)
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03/18/2011 04:58 PM
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189



I agree.

Men must be men.
Hobbes the Tiger

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03/18/2011 04:59 PM
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Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
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+1 :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264977


You both sound like women. Here's a tip, don't get ugly in marriage. Guys aren't attracted to you with their head or their hearts, they're attracted with their dicks. And when you lose the attention of their dicks, you lose the attention of the guy.
"Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to."
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03/18/2011 05:01 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
like the old saying goes "it's cheaper to keep her."
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03/18/2011 05:01 PM
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Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265029

+1 :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264977


You both sound like women. Here's a tip, don't get ugly in marriage. Guys aren't attracted to you with their head or their hearts, they're attracted with their dicks. And when you lose the attention of their dicks, you lose the attention of the guy.
 Quoting: Hobbes the Tiger


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I kid...I kid cheers
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03/18/2011 05:02 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


Been there done that. Good for you!
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03/18/2011 05:07 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Don't know if you know, but she just got married... and to someone on GLP. Check it out! banana2
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03/18/2011 05:14 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
How tall is she and how 'fat' is she ,really, and guess her weight honestly, because guys really, really like to exaggerate and I can see so many guys by their remarks judging and clapping but we do not know the real story.

One doesn't divorce over something like this there is more to it.
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03/18/2011 05:15 PM
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i dont care if my wife gains a 1000 lbs and loses all her teeth i will always love her as much as the day we met, sorry guys but thats how i feel i love her inside and out thru thick or thin till death do we part.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291923


bump
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03/18/2011 05:15 PM

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Don't know if you know, but she just got married... and to someone on GLP. Check it out! banana2
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Here she is, doing a victory dance at the wedding reception:


"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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03/18/2011 05:17 PM
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The OP is going to discover being single isn't what he thinks it is -- that single, middle-aged women who are not married tend to be mentally unstable, drug-addicted or a gold digger.

Second marriages fail at a higher rate than first marriages. By divorcing his wife, he has resigned himself to (statistically) dying alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 969156


I am gonna disagree with this. While it may be true that most 35 year old women have several kids and are usually married or have a man in there somewhere...So what you have left in the pool is usually VERY bad and you really dont want.


At first you do get lonely awhile. But its just like quitting smoking. With each passing day you grow stronger. Until you realize you are more than fine by yourself. Being single means you dont have to answer to any fuckin body. Dont have to have the arguments over dumb shit.


Be proud of who you are. I am also a 35 year old divorcee. Not only did my wife become a fat useless slob but she became a cheating fat useless slob. Did I mention crazy as well?


But here is the thing that comes much to the horror of some of these women...when a man 35 single no kids? its a HELL of a lot better than a women who is 35 with kids. Women at that age who are divorced are pretty much doomed and the above poster is a great example of that gloom as no man would write such a thing.

Be proud your free and athletic OP, you can do whatever the fuck you want! As I said most women at your age have SEVERAL children and usually a few xtra pounds lol.
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03/18/2011 05:22 PM
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i dont care if my wife gains a 1000 lbs and loses all her teeth i will always love her as much as the day we met, sorry guys but thats how i feel i love her inside and out thru thick or thin till death do we part.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1291923


bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1266381


and further more if your wife gains some poundage for having kids or any other reason is not an excuses for a divorce it just means you are a shallow little boy who should never have gotten married in the first place all your desires are sex -you think with your dick-very small excuse for a man i mean boy-i bet now that shes gone from you she will lose weight and look better then ever while you masturbate alone in the shower haha you are pathetic
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03/18/2011 05:27 PM
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


Amen. Make sure you take care of those kids. Kick the fuck out of her dumb boyfriends so they don't abuse your children.
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03/18/2011 05:32 PM
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


you don't know much about female psychology, do you?

she got fat b/c she was tired of having sex with you.

you began to disgust her.

so she whipped out the Twinkie/whipped cream/fried chicken sex repellant

always works like a charm banana
 Quoting: hillcrest3


Sure thing fat ass...just blame your problems on someone else... Afterall, it wasn't you who ate the house with the children in it, to get fat...no sir'ee...it was the husband who tricked you into eating it...
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Don't know if you know, but she just got married... and to someone on GLP. Check it out! banana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302281


Here she is, doing a victory dance at the wedding reception:


 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Oh my god that is the best thing I have looked at today.

Damn her for wearing that long ass skirt.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


lmao hahaha wow lol soon as i seen that post i cracked uplolsign
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03/18/2011 05:53 PM
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OP, I agree with you 200%.... Marriage is for SUCKERS! Most real men who are in a marriage are un-happy! I just got Medal of Honor for PS3 today. Think i can play right now? NO! I have to wait till she is asleep and the kiddies too! When i was single, I could play as soon as i got home.

Marriage is for Suckers. This is my first marriage and my last! Never again! Men lose in a marriage. Women take everything. Buddy of mine retired from the Airforce,his ex-wife gets half his pension he worked his entire career for. Does he get anything from her? Nope!
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


you don't know much about female psychology, do you?

she got fat b/c she was tired of having sex with you.

you began to disgust her.

so she whipped out the Twinkie/whipped cream/fried chicken sex repellant

always works like a charm banana
 Quoting: hillcrest3





This whole thing with a woman maintaining a weight and losing it 5 minutes after she hits a certain reason and turning into a balloon is an American thing.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
What kind of a person would go on a forum online to let the world know that he divorced his wife because he felt that she had gotten too fat? it just goes to show what a piece of trash you really are. Had you actually loved her, you would have never divorced her over such a stupid reason. Did you think perhaps there was a physical problem as to why she gained weight? Or maybe there was an emotional problem and she was depressed? But you never gave a shit enough to try and get her the help she was probably crying out for? Maybe you were a bad husband and she was eating to help fill the gap that you didn't fill in her life. Did you ever once even bother confronting her about the issue?

I am happy for her. Maybe now she can move on with her life and get someone who truly loves her, and doesn't just want her to be his trophy wife. I hope you live a lonely horrible life because no other woman in her right mind should be with someone as superficial and cruel as you obviously are.

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