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I just divorced my fat wife

 
Anonymous Coward
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good for you get rid of that fat ass
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good for you get rid of that fat ass
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+1!
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Good for you OP. Women have their demands regarding money, careers, etc. I bet your wife would leave you if you lost your job and the house gets foreclosed on.

What's wrong with a man having his own set of demands? It is a two-way street.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


Sadly most woman in America are fat slobs... and if you do find a pretty one chances are she will be an unfaithful cunt.
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Good for you man! I hate when a woman lets herself slip like that.

Women love to play the role long enough to hook a dude, then when she finally hooks him, she lets herself go to shit and stops doing the things that made the man want to marry her in the first place.

Congrats for having the balls to chuck her when she got too comfortable. Women expect men to work at the marriage, they better put in some work too.

Bravo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1168432


long enough to hook a dude. 13 years? 13 years she used up on a man that she took care of and gave him children and ruined her body doing it. he waits till she gets older and fat. straps her with kids, making sure she is no longer on the market and then dumps her like a used teabag?
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I am in a similar situation. I got married when I was 25.5, 170 lbs with glasses, a nerd boy. My wife was 20, 170 lbs and I didn't mind that she was a large girl.

Over the last 12 years of marriage, I have weight trained, eat small meals all day long, supplements and now I'm 230 lbs and I even got laser eye surgery. I am 38 now but have been told I look 28 - 30 years old. I even have had many opportunities to have one night stands with very hot women at close to 20 years old. My wife has talked about getting into shape but has done nothing. She doesn't eat consistently or as healthy as I do either. She is now 230 lbs at 5 ft 9 inches.....stretch marks, we can't do alot of sexual positions because she is so fat, her sex drive is almost non existent and I don't even want to see her naked anymore!!!

I want sex almost every day, any place, anytime, anywhere and never predictable and boring. She only want sex in the bedroom, just before bed, lights out and hurry up. I am sexually starved to death and am going crazy. I know if I went back in time, I would of probably married someone else that actually takes care of herself, eats healthy and has an good sexual appetite.

We don't have kids yet, money isn't an issue since we both work full time careers and get 2 days off each week.


What can I do?

Talking hasn't worked with her.......help!!!
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And I should also mention, whenever I'm in the mood, she almost rolls her eyes, says maybe tomorrow night and that never happens either and then 1 - 2 weeks goes by........we don't talk then and she wonder why, every time for the last 12 years.

We have never been in the shower or bathroom together, never had sex in the car, nothing!!!

I want all these things and she just pushes me away.

I have changed alot over the last 12 years and she hasn't changed much at all.


Am I the problem???
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01/13/2012 02:49 AM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
So let me get this straight.

She is addicted to food and stood by her marriage vows to wipe your shitty ass when your barely able to move when your arthritic and 90.

Your addicted to sex and hot looking women and you just trashed your wedding vows.

You expect some hot body chick to stick around and wipe your shitty ass when your 90 after the hot chick realizes how keeping marriage vows mean to you?

Looks like your going to be wiping your own shitty 90 yr old ass.

Idiot!
What you should have done was keep your marriage vows, thus keeping your morals and modesty and maybe either helped your wife with walks or anything to help her trim down.

Had you had been up front and honest and loving and told her her that her weight was the issue that would eventually drive you away but that you were willing to help her out she may have been able to loose the weight before loosing you.

Maybe she turned to food because she wasn't getting enough love(not sex) but real love from you.

I really doubt the weight issue would break up 2 true soulmates so, somehow your relationship was a lie from the very beginning even back when she was hot.

Enjoy being alone and old one day, you have earned it.

and...


I hope she does get hot again and gets a much better husband to stand by her in her future life.

Even if she had stayed fat you could have put a lot of life insurance on her and let her eat herself to death and you could have made an easy million!

Either way, your the idiot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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01/13/2012 03:37 AM
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Just be honest with the kids the reason for the divorce when they ask.
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Yep, I've been there, the loser I married for life abandoned the kids and I. I got everything, the three houses and the cars. The kids found out that their loving kind father wasn't exactly who he pretended to be. He keeps dipping lower and lower with his new delila. I am quite happy that this mid life loser finally found someone who made him shit or get off the pot. The kids know exactly whom he is and I can only say it is sad. They need to love their dad, they just don't have to accept his beliefs or behavior as something they want to mimic.

I won, I have a fantastic life and now I don't have a selfish individual that I have to pretend to share it with. I am not a victim nor a loser but I can't say the same thing about him. I win he's gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256497


It is because of attitudes like this that we are moving along.. Woman EXPECT men to serve and love and do everything they ask/say ... operative word EXPECT.

Once married they see the ring as a license to do whatever they please without any consideration for their husband. They pig out and spend whatever they can lay their hands on and then EXPECT men to just say "ahh its ok" BS !!

Woman better get their act together. This womans lib crap has been going on long enough. Piss off and do what you are supposed to do, raise the children, look after the domicile.
We will do what we are supposed to do and never stopped which is providing for our family all we EXPECT from a wife is to keep herself in shape and not sit on the friggin couch every day eating chips and getting fat !
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01/13/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Good for you man! I hate when a woman lets herself slip like that.

Women love to play the role long enough to hook a dude, then when she finally hooks him, she lets herself go to shit and stops doing the things that made the man want to marry her in the first place.

Congrats for having the balls to chuck her when she got too comfortable. Women expect men to work at the marriage, they better put in some work too.

Bravo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1168432


long enough to hook a dude. 13 years? 13 years she used up on a man that she took care of and gave him children and ruined her body doing it. he waits till she gets older and fat. straps her with kids, making sure she is no longer on the market and then dumps her like a used teabag?
 Quoting: Neesie


because sociaty teaches that women are made to be beautiful toys for men through fashions behaviour ect the true beauty is a womens skills as a wife mother at bringing up the children well and providing a comfortable loving home men have become sick and women concidered for there beauty only
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I am in a similar situation. I got married when I was 25.5, 170 lbs with glasses, a nerd boy. My wife was 20, 170 lbs and I didn't mind that she was a large girl.

Over the last 12 years of marriage, I have weight trained, eat small meals all day long, supplements and now I'm 230 lbs and I even got laser eye surgery. I am 38 now but have been told I look 28 - 30 years old. I even have had many opportunities to have one night stands with very hot women at close to 20 years old. My wife has talked about getting into shape but has done nothing. She doesn't eat consistently or as healthy as I do either. She is now 230 lbs at 5 ft 9 inches.....stretch marks, we can't do alot of sexual positions because she is so fat, her sex drive is almost non existent and I don't even want to see her naked anymore!!!

I want sex almost every day, any place, anytime, anywhere and never predictable and boring. She only want sex in the bedroom, just before bed, lights out and hurry up. I am sexually starved to death and am going crazy. I know if I went back in time, I would of probably married someone else that actually takes care of herself, eats healthy and has an good sexual appetite.

We don't have kids yet, money isn't an issue since we both work full time careers and get 2 days off each week.


What can I do?

Talking hasn't worked with her.......help!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1646733



you have nuptial rights and so does she will she see a doctor for help or a sex therapist if not be brave and leave now.but also look at your self you married her knowing she was over weight why
perhaps youve grown up or perhaps friends are whispering in your ears with there expoits be sure of your reason good luck with what ever you choose
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01/13/2012 07:43 PM
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Man just put meth in her coffee shit not much just a little she wont be hungry lmao
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265029


And most likely fat too.
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01/13/2012 07:55 PM
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This thread is femtard heaven.
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01/13/2012 08:00 PM
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It is truly astounding how many women choose to blame men for their weight. What irresponsible little girls.

I don't know about the rest of you men, but I want to be married to a healthy woman, not an irresponsible unhealthy child.
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Good. Now she can find man that understands what marriage really is about. It's not a pageant. BTW don't ever get married again. You're selfish and immature and shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265029


FTW!
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
Good for you! I am sure your wife is glad of the rerieve.
Just a wee tip for the future....Makes sure you marry for love and not lust next time.
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01/13/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
So you rather be alone when SHTF than be with someone that can keep you warm with her large body during those cold days of no heat and no fuel? Smart!!!
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Good for you dude. Now go play the field and have fun. Lots ans lots of women of normal weight and health out there waiting on your call.
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good on you dude looking at my fat ugly wife right now makes me wanna vomit wish she fuck off
anyone want a fatty
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o fuck i wish i could get rid of my fat wife unable to afford to unless i win the lotto its like having a massive weight hanging of your bollocks heart attack might get rid of the fat pig
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10/05/2012 12:32 AM
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
So let me get this straight.

She is addicted to food and stood by her marriage vows to wipe your shitty ass when your barely able to move when your arthritic and 90.

Your addicted to sex and hot looking women and you just trashed your wedding vows.

You expect some hot body chick to stick around and wipe your shitty ass when your 90 after the hot chick realizes how keeping marriage vows mean to you?

Looks like your going to be wiping your own shitty 90 yr old ass.

Idiot!
What you should have done was keep your marriage vows, thus keeping your morals and modesty and maybe either helped your wife with walks or anything to help her trim down.

Had you had been up front and honest and loving and told her her that her weight was the issue that would eventually drive you away but that you were willing to help her out she may have been able to loose the weight before loosing you.

Maybe she turned to food because she wasn't getting enough love(not sex) but real love from you.

I really doubt the weight issue would break up 2 true soulmates so, somehow your relationship was a lie from the very beginning even back when she was hot.

Enjoy being alone and old one day, you have earned it.

and...


I hope she does get hot again and gets a much better husband to stand by her in her future life.

Even if she had stayed fat you could have put a lot of life insurance on her and let her eat herself to death and you could have made an easy million!

Either way, your the idiot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 763800


Riiiiight, because he has a sex drive and does not wanna live with a fat slob, that make him a sex-addicted idiot?
Your an ass. Probably a fat ass.
He needs to leave now because she sure as hell is not going to get in shape or provide him with any companionship. Before long he'll have to haul her in to the cardiologist.
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


So I'm wondering. What kind of pig did you turn into. Men never seem to look at both sides. Tell me. How much beer and television to you consume?
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10/05/2012 02:04 AM
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c'est la vie
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I have two kids i have lost my weight but it was very very hard. you see ur body after kids cover in strech marks and its depressing, its a shock and your body will NEVER be the same. Ive heard men say well she shouldnt have used pregnancy to gain weight. I worked out two hours a day when i was prego ate no sweets or meat and guess what i gained 60 pounds. im am 5'2 and 128 pds my stomach skin still looks bad but guess what my husband fucks me everyday almost u know why because when we get old were all gonna b ugly thats y u marry for the insides not the out
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Women need to try at least, Work out a little, if their metabolism wont shed, Do some stretching, toning. The body will still respond

Dress nice in plus size, fix their hair and nails, put on nice makeup at least. You can still exude confidence,

No excuse for a baggy t shirt and sweats, no man should stay with that

If the stomach hangs down, time for surgery, Good grief women ! Never let yourself go to that..

Invest in a home gym and work out. You have to try.. wean from white bread and crap, Diet sodas wont do nothing, aspartame will only make you meaner and fatter, so will the instant noodles with MSG
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My wife was smoking hot 13 years ago when we got married but now that she had a couple of kids, she is as huge as a house. All she does is sit around all day watching soap operas and eating food. So I had enough and divorced her because she wasn't something I was interested in having a sexual relationship with.

Men, if your wife stops caring about her weight and pigs out after you get married, be brave and divorce her. Life is too short to live with a slob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189


Here Here...thinking about that myself!
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Your goal is to fit in a large at least..Preferably those tight yoga pants with butt jewels like that victorias secret..
and have no belly protruding. Being a little thicker is ok, but you should be able to fit into a regular large from the clothing rack and not move to the specialty for the plus sizes.
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LOOK AT ALL THESE FAT FUCKS ON GLP TRYING TO STICK UP FOR THE FATTY BIGCRUISE
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Re: I just divorced my fat wife
while I was married
both my wife and I gained weight.
I saw what was happening and said
to her let's both go on a diet
and lose some weight.

she agreed

so we both started

in 2 weeks she gave up
with no weight loss and
said her body could not lose
weight anymore after having kids.

but I continued anyway and lost
50 lbs and started bulking up
with weight training.

no matter how many times I asked
her to lose weight with me she
said she couldn't do it.

eventually I left her over other issues

and after I left her she lost 80 lbs
after she lied to me and said she
couldn't do it.

she just didn't care anymore
when it came to me.

yet when she got single again,
the weight slide off like butter.

she was a lying b!tch

thank goodness I left her

but now after 2 yrs of our divorce
she has put all 80 lbs back on
and added another 20.

karma is a b!tch ain't it.

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