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Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 10:31 PM
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Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread
If you would like to be abducted by aliens within the next 24 hours, please post here.
GROUND ZERO

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02/13/2011 10:32 PM
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Ooooooo, sounds peachy!!! I'll take a go!!!
Step aside NASA, GLPs has got this one covered
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02/13/2011 10:39 PM
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THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU
FROM THAT IS THIS [link to www.youtube.com]
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02/13/2011 10:40 PM
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do they have to bring me back?
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02/13/2011 10:40 PM
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Yeah, that sounds pretty cool as long as you can guarantee they would return me safely.
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02/13/2011 10:42 PM
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Yeah sure, if they let me shag the female abductees
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02/13/2011 10:46 PM
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I will go willingly provided they are of good intentions to mankind and wish to help us. Just tell me when, I'm ready & waiting for 35 years now.
As long as we exist within duality and separate ourselves from our higher consciousness, forever believing that the creator is the ultimate authority in the universe and that we cannot ever be a part of that creative process so that we must always rely on something above us we will be forever trapped within and never transcend this dimension. I am a human spiritual being and I am united with fellow human beings that are unjustly treated. This truth should be self evident.
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02/13/2011 10:48 PM
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WHAT? Who the hell would want a bunch of beaners to abduct them?...other than overweight white ho's? huffy
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02/13/2011 10:52 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread
Take Me!
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02/13/2011 10:55 PM
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Depends on who, and why, and my return.

Id expect telepathic communication before I board any craft,
but, sounds interestingly intriguing.

More details of WHO specifically.
Only in darkness do you find light,
Only in bright do you find night.

To become awakened and enlightened, one must first experience awakening and enlightening events. Once you have experienced an event, and consciously accepted it, you are now awake. Follow the path of your own choosing and upon completion, you are enlightened. Each step in that path that you chose; each experience you go through; are all like stepping stones leading to the Enlightened "Tree"
Your path following those small stepping stones, result in a large outcome; for the wanderer on a spiritual journey, the result is Enlightenment.
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Depends on who, and why, and my return.

Id expect telepathic communication before I board any craft,
but, sounds interestingly intriguing.

More details of WHO specifically.
Only in darkness do you find light,
Only in bright do you find night.

To become awakened and enlightened, one must first experience awakening and enlightening events. Once you have experienced an event, and consciously accepted it, you are now awake. Follow the path of your own choosing and upon completion, you are enlightened. Each step in that path that you chose; each experience you go through; are all like stepping stones leading to the Enlightened "Tree"
Your path following those small stepping stones, result in a large outcome; for the wanderer on a spiritual journey, the result is Enlightenment.
DOOMSDAY

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02/13/2011 11:00 PM
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Do they know we need oxygen, food, and sex (no anal probing jokes please heheh)to survive?

Cuz if they don't understand we need to breath air, have sex then eat real Earth food afterward, I don't want to go.

Last Edited by DOOMSDAY on 02/13/2011 11:01 PM
Doom on baby!
OsirisDarkstone

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02/13/2011 11:06 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread
Maybe related to this
Thread: Please get ready
As long as we exist within duality and separate ourselves from our higher consciousness, forever believing that the creator is the ultimate authority in the universe and that we cannot ever be a part of that creative process so that we must always rely on something above us we will be forever trapped within and never transcend this dimension. I am a human spiritual being and I am united with fellow human beings that are unjustly treated. This truth should be self evident.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 11:09 PM
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No thanks.

anal probings are not my thang.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2011 11:11 PM
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Packed and ready to go!
Dawn Marie

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02/13/2011 11:17 PM
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*raises hand* Meeemeemeee : D
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 04:21 AM
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Me but only if I can remember everything and if I can ask them questions.
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02/14/2011 04:21 AM
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Me but only if I can remember everything and if I can ask them questions.
[Lateralus]
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02/14/2011 04:28 AM
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I will gladly go. You have one, right here. Am I guaranteed to go if I say I want to? Because, I want to go.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 08:16 AM
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Oobee doobeee
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 08:18 AM
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will i be probed?
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 08:46 AM
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I'll go whenever and don't care whether they bring me back or not as long as I have my kiddo.
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02/14/2011 08:48 AM
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THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU
FROM THAT IS THIS [link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265042



skip that
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02/14/2011 09:07 AM
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yes please.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2011 09:09 AM
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Come get me.
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2011 03:52 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread
So did anyone get abducted over the weekend?

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02/17/2011 03:54 PM
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can i voulnteer to kill one and take a picture...maybe it doesnt need to be killed if it cooperates...i think a short video would be better though...let me know what they say OP.
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02/17/2011 04:27 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread
whos this for
Kashodi

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02/17/2011 04:32 PM
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I will go willingly provided they are of good intentions to mankind and wish to help us. Just tell me when, I'm ready & waiting for 35 years now.
 Quoting: OsirisDarkstone


Same here,ready and waiting lolabduct
naafraat

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02/17/2011 04:41 PM
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Re: Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread
Err.. Are they Hot and Pretty ? Like them shown in "V"
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04/27/2012 10:42 AM
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I'm here and waiting!

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