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how the hell is this shit pinned? Absolutely retarded. I was just at the supermarket and the tabloid "The Sun" had on it's front page, along with the usual "woman births demon baby" shit, was "The Bible Code revelations" or something like that.

You do all realize that this is just some tabloid shit? Is this website now "The National Enquirer Online"?
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Unpin, ignore and bury this piece of shit.
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completly agree -_-
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This thread is proof the "suggest unpin" feature is bogus lol
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Ummmm, aren't we all witnesses?!
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They have been here and are gone most christens just think its another religion or have not even herd of it.
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Gemini Revelation 11
I was given a stick that looked like a measuring-rod, and was told, “Go and measure the temple of God and the altar, and count those who are worshipping in the temple.
I will send my two witnesses dressed in sackcloth, and they will proclaim God’s message during those 1,260 days.
When they finish proclaiming their message, the beast that comes up out of the abyss will fight against them,
People from all nations, tribes languages, and races will at the bodies for three and a half days and will not allow them be buried.
They will celebrate and send presents to each other, because those two prophets brought much suffering upon mankind.


Revelation 11

This verse is describing the Zodiacal symbol Gemini, the narrator is not standing or sitting, the narrator is using his arms and hands to measure the temple and altar; Gemini’s body part is ‘arms and hands’. The length of time that the prophecy takes is one thousand, two hundred and sixty days; if you divide 1260 by 3.5 you get 360 days, not a lunar or solar years, but perhaps degrees of a circle; just like the Zodiacal chart. If you travel around the Zodiacal Chart 1260 degrees from the Gemini solstice, you end up right at the top of the other solstice in front of Capricorn, the beast of the abyss. The three and a half years or circles has us exactly on the solstice or 21 December, if the solstice happens at say midday, then the bodies are raised again (three and a half days later) on December 25. The sending of presents to each other is the most famous present giving day in the world; Christmas. It is no surprise that the two witnesses of Revelation are described by the Zodiacal sign represented by two human beings as well as a number (11) that closely resembles two pillars.
 Quoting: GDW

Gemini is He and She. 1260 days equals 45 New moons.
As above as below. One became two, two became three...
This is done. Who is able to understand ?

Baraka.
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grand deception
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Unpin, ignore and bury this piece of shit.
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stop repeating yourself dumbfuck
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Please do not take this lightly....
 Quoting: GUANO


your statements are incorrect and delusional
 Quoting: YAHisking


ISAAC NEWTON HIMSELF INTERPRETED PROPHECY IN THE SAME WAY AND IN FACT HAS NOTES ON WHAT THE 2 PROPHETS ARE--EXACTLY WHAT I SAID THEY ARE!!!!!
 Quoting: GUANO


for your information, isacc newton could not ever calculate the 70 weeks of Daniel correctly

go figure...
 Quoting: YAHisking


As far as I am concerned, GUANO is the top source of scriptural interpretation on GLP.

What is your system and credientials to make this statement, if you don't mind me asking? hmm
 Quoting: Least Servant


say what you like it does not make it true

guanos interpretation of the scripture is way off, and insulting to the lord
 Quoting: YAHisking


The reason I ask is certain Jewish sects have very particular systematic reasons for certain intepretations... I think GUANO is giving the most neutral interpretation.

Also, I'm not that familiar with Judaism as it is actually practiced today in various forms... so I'm kind of going into this as having a knife in a gunfight with you, this not being my strength... I was hoping to gain some insight into your thinking about this, honestly. hmm
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You are reading mans interpretation of God's letter (Bible) to us and that very well may be satanic, as far as your blasphemy, you should be very very careful. There is no question, we are in the last days, the trumpets are sounding and judgement is near. You should seek out Christ and ask his forgiveness.
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I know where I am going. Jesus ain't got shit on me.

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Gemini is He and She. 1260 days equals 45 New moons.
As above as below. One became two, two became three... This is done. Who is able to understand ?

Baraka.
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Now you are reminding me what Trin said a bit back. hmm

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stupthrd
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DITTO....DITTO....DITTO.........
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Cripes....it always seems that when times get tough...the religious fanatics always cry end of the world and end times.

There is no doubt about it that hard times are here & more to come..each of our religions can provide us hope to prevail through it.......save the fatalistic religious dogma for the fanatics.
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I have always wondered..Do the two witnesses reign at the same time as the Antichrist?

His reign is 3.5 years or 1260 days?
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


THE TWO WITNESSES HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST OF THE THOSE WHO BELIEVED
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1267284



You didn't answer my time line question.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Could be, the dragon will come out and kill them. They will lie in the street for 3 days, then the Lord calls them back to heaven. There is a definite overlap IMO

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I keep getting banned when I try to post on this thread; anyone care to explain why that might be?
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Gemini Revelation 11
I was given a stick that looked like a measuring-rod, and was told, “Go and measure the temple of God and the altar, and count those who are worshipping in the temple.
I will send my two witnesses dressed in sackcloth, and they will proclaim God’s message during those 1,260 days.
When they finish proclaiming their message, the beast that comes up out of the abyss will fight against them,
People from all nations, tribes languages, and races will at the bodies for three and a half days and will not allow them be buried.
They will celebrate and send presents to each other, because those two prophets brought much suffering upon mankind.


Revelation 11

This verse is describing the Zodiacal symbol Gemini, the narrator is not standing or sitting, the narrator is using his arms and hands to measure the temple and altar; Gemini’s body part is ‘arms and hands’. The length of time that the prophecy takes is one thousand, two hundred and sixty days; if you divide 1260 by 3.5 you get 360 days, not a lunar or solar years, but perhaps degrees of a circle; just like the Zodiacal chart. If you travel around the Zodiacal Chart 1260 degrees from the Gemini solstice, you end up right at the top of the other solstice in front of Capricorn, the beast of the abyss. The three and a half years or circles has us exactly on the solstice or 21 December, if the solstice happens at say midday, then the bodies are raised again (three and a half days later) on December 25. The sending of presents to each other is the most famous present giving day in the world; Christmas. It is no surprise that the two witnesses of Revelation are described by the Zodiacal sign represented by two human beings as well as a number (11) that closely resembles two pillars.
 Quoting: GDW

Gemini is He and She. 1260 days equals 45 New moons.
As above as below. One became two, two became three...
This is done. Who is able to understand ?

Baraka.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790968


Gemini is not he and she...Gemini is based on Pollux and Castor; one a child of Zeus one a child of a mere mortal, Tyrandeus?.

1260 does equal 3.5 circles. But thanks for the info on the new moons.

As above as below...i'm not so sure about that...the mythology for Gemini was created on the ground...not the other way around.
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Hey, I'm a witness...

a witness to stupidity!!!!
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I think GUANO is giving the most neutral interpretation.

... I was hoping to gain some insight into your thinking about this, honestly.
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Do you consider 'neutral' to be correct, good, best, safe...?

(Just asking:)





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The book of Revelations contains very strong wording about those who misread or misinterpret the chapter.

It's better to be silent than risk the wrath. Unless you are very sure that you are correct.
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this says sooooo much

think for yourself and buurrrrrrnnn!!!
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I knew the second she didn't answer my second question...so many want to be her...so much in fact that they start to believe their own stories...I am not putting you down Queenie just speaking my opinion...

hf
 Quoting: Angelseverywhere



Dear Friend,

I answer all questions. I have nothing to hide. And yes, I am who I say I am. I have a Mission and I will go forward with It into the World.

I don't slight easily, and well-understand your point-of-view.

I wouldn't advocate anyone wanting to have my place, because it is a responsibility unlike any other. No one knows what I bear upon me. It isn't all glory and glitz, castles and Kingdoms. It encompasses a great love for people, no matter their place nor station. This includes the Leaders of Nations down to the poorest homeless person on the street who has nothing left. It encompasses those who have everything they need, down to the person who is disabled, disfigured, sick, alone, afraid. This is the Greatest Humanitarian Mission ever to walk the Earth! Do you understand? It is very heart-breaking, to see the conditions that much of Humanity lives in, and even to know how many women and children are treated. Abominable! That is why I am likened to a Queen of Sorrows, because I cry many, many tears throughout my moments of life, for the state of Humanity. There are so many hearts that need 'melting,' to warm them to the currents of love, true love. Look into the world and see where it's at. It's not too good right now. Much, much needs to be restored, until the Earth and all Peoples finally are balanced and healed. I hope that I am 'Good' enough, 'Wise' enough, 'Loving' enough to help make the difference...

Peace and blessings...

hf
 Quoting: Queen 1266749



I will give everyone a little-known story of my personal life, and how one person, one prayer, one heart of deep love for humanity can truly change a person, melt their heart, and perhaps change the coarse of history. What I am about to tell you is true. It is from my own life that I have already lived.

It was back in the late 1980's, 1986 or 1987, the Year that the United States almost went to War with Libya. It was when Ronald Reagan was President and Colonel Moammar Gadaffi was (and still is) the Leader of Libya. I was only in High School, at that time.

I remember that there were stories all over the News about War, Nuclear Weapons and the like. This was when the U.S. and the Soviet Union were still in the Cold War, and Nuclear Annihilation was always the threat. I particularly like listening to Sting's Song, called, 'Russians,' and it always made me cry, because I always thought about the innocent peoples that were always caught in the middle of war, innocent men, women, and children.

Anyhow, the word on the News came one day when the U.S. was going to War with Libya, and how we were going to bomb Tripoli, the Capital of Libya and where Gadaffi lived with his wife and family. I was so upset seeing how War kept being perpetuated and how innocents were always caught in the middle and were lost and killed. This tore me so deeply, as I have always had a profound love for people and humanity, ever since I was a little girl.

When I saw this News about Libya and Gadaffi, I decided to pray, and try to make a difference. For two days, I came in deep, humbled, and powerful Prayer--with many tears and a broken heart, on behalf of Humanity--begging God to please end this War with Libya and Gadaffi. I didn't know who instigated this Conflict, if it was Reagan or Gadaffi, but I decided that I was going to pray for Colonel Moammar Gadaffi, that God would melt his heart, fill it with my love and God's Love, and change him to only be a peaceful man.

I asked God to melt Gadaffi's heart.

I tried to imagine my love pouring into his heart. My heart felt like it was on fire! It throbbed deeply and so painfully. I even smelled the most beautiful roses around me, while I prayed. Somehow, I felt that God was hearing me, and I told God this:

"God, please let my heart of love melt and change Gadaffi's heart. Let my one heart, my one prayer be the one that changes him. God, if you should do this one thing for me, and prove to me that You do hear me, and that you do answer Prayers, and can change a heart in an instant, I will dedicate my life to bringing Peace into the World. If War can be averted through Gadaffi being changed, I will be Your Peacemaker into the World. I will do anything You ask of me. I love You! Thank you God!"

My prayer to God went something like that.

Can you possibly imagine what I felt and thought, when the VERY NEXT DAY, Gadaffi came on National TV and said that he no longer wanted War, only Peace, and that he was a 'CHANGED MAN.' What???!!! I couldn't believe what I was hearing!!! I about nearly passed-out! Could this be true??!! Indeed it was, as he then met with Reagan at the White House, and indeed, War was averted! I sat in shock and disbelief for the following days, not knowing what to think! I was so excited that perhaps I made the difference, but then I got really scared because obviously, God was listening to me very intently. I got really scared also, because I though to myself, 'how could the very God of Heaven and the entire Universe, listen to one, insignificant person in their prayers?' I felt like the Eye of Heaven was perpetually upon me, ever since then.

The bottom line is this--my whole life I've been trying to run away and pretend like my destiny didn't exist. I tried to pretend like my life was 'normal,' and I was just another person, no different than anyone else upon this earth. Everytime I tried to live a 'normal' life, everything always got screwed up and never worked out. Ever since I was a little girl, I always had a feeling that God heard me instantly, and that He was ever with me, in a way that defies explanation. So many things have happened to me, and have always scared people away from me, because God was strong in me, and whatever I spoke or did, God always okayed it, as I always tried to do right and good towards everyone.

'Who am I?' I would always ask myself. 'Why am I here?' The answers I got always frightened me, because I was just a little girl then, not more than seven or eight. God spoke to me at such an early age, and quickly revealed to me my Destiny, my Mission in life--I was going to Save the World, and I was it's only Hope. What does a little girl say to this??!! I couldn't believe it! God told me that if I didn't succeed in my Mission that the Earth would be destroyed. I saw images placed into my mind of multitudes of people crying out, destruction, death. I wanted to help them. I wanted to save them.

Now you all understand the nature of my Heart and Work. I am not making any of this information up, whatsoever. I am not pretending to be someone that I'm not. The Truth is, is that I cannot run away from this Calling. I have given my 'yes' and I must now go forward with It. I am here to help save the world from death and destruction. I have been given a Role as 'Queen' in God's Kingdom, and I only hope that I can be a Good and Holy Queen to all People and Nations. This is no easy under-taking.

And, regarding Colonel Moammar Gadaffi--do I think I made the difference in changing him? Knowing who I now am, and the special Presence of the Eternal Father that lives with me?--yes, I believe I did. That is why someday I hope I can meet Gadaffi face-to-face, on my Mission of Peace. I will tell him that I once prayed for him very deeply and asked God to melt his heart and fill it up with love and Peace. He is indeed a Peacemaker. I once wrote a Poem, entitled 'Roses in the Desert.' I hope to read it to him someday soon.

Now, you might understand just a little bit of the nature of my heart and my love for all people and for peace in the world.

Peace and blessings...

hf

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A Psalm of David. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. †.
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I think they arrived in 2008.


The Two Witnesses prophecy and the 1260 days found in Revelation chapter
11 represent an area of great interest for many Christians.


Many anxiously await the arrival of the two witnesses described in
Revelation 11:3-13.

According to Rev 11:4 these two witnesses represent;


The Two Olive Trees and The Two Lampstands.

To clarify the symbolism it is necessary to consider
both the text of Revelation chapter 11 and also the
portrayal of the two olive trees and the one lampstand
mentioned in Zechariah chapter 4.

olives

However, surprisingly the vital clue to understanding the 2 witnesses
prophecy is the period of their witness, ie '1260 days'.



Rev 11:3 mentions 1260 days, but many overlook that Rev 12:6 also uses
the same expression!


Many would be surprised to learn the 'Woman, Child and Dragon' account
found in Revelation chapter 12 is the area of Scripture most closely
connected with the two witnesses prophecy.


What could Revelation chapter 11 have to do with chapter 12? At first sight
these two accounts seem to have nothing in common. (The two witnesses story
appears to be placed in the future and the woman/child/dragon narrative
appears to be discussing the birth of Jesus Christ and the persecution of
the church.)


Yet, these two accounts both quote the period,


'one thousand two hundred and sixty days'.

[link to www.bibleinsight.com]
 Quoting: Casual Observer 1257646



All content depicted/written about in Revelation have already transpired.

The end.
You lose.
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I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if there were at least one of the two reading and posting here.
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witness this and feel glad..

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I think they arrived in 2008.


The Two Witnesses prophecy and the 1260 days found in Revelation chapter
11 represent an area of great interest for many Christians.


Many anxiously await the arrival of the two witnesses described in
Revelation 11:3-13.

According to Rev 11:4 these two witnesses represent;


The Two Olive Trees and The Two Lampstands.

To clarify the symbolism it is necessary to consider
both the text of Revelation chapter 11 and also the
portrayal of the two olive trees and the one lampstand
mentioned in Zechariah chapter 4.

olives

However, surprisingly the vital clue to understanding the 2 witnesses
prophecy is the period of their witness, ie '1260 days'.



Rev 11:3 mentions 1260 days, but many overlook that Rev 12:6 also uses
the same expression!


Many would be surprised to learn the 'Woman, Child and Dragon' account
found in Revelation chapter 12 is the area of Scripture most closely
connected with the two witnesses prophecy.


What could Revelation chapter 11 have to do with chapter 12? At first sight
these two accounts seem to have nothing in common. (The two witnesses story
appears to be placed in the future and the woman/child/dragon narrative
appears to be discussing the birth of Jesus Christ and the persecution of
the church.)


Yet, these two accounts both quote the period,


'one thousand two hundred and sixty days'.

[link to www.bibleinsight.com]
 Quoting: Casual Observer 1257646


You are making a mockery of what is in Scripture. The Two Witnesses mentioned in the Book of Revelation will not appear until the Tribulation. They will have no need to use the Internet, much less any particular website.
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Was this covered yet?
Why is SoundlessDawn even in this thread? and how is it EvilTwin gets to edit the post. A different -or same- user eviltwin AND soundless dawn?

Wtf is going on around here?
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I'm sorry to hear that Goodness and Love makes you sick.

Peace and blessings...

hf
 Quoting: Queen 1266749



spoken like a true advocate for evil. the ol' flip and switch. you spread no love, nor goodness. you are false and speak blasphemy from every word you type here. you are in love with your "pretense" and seek only narcissistic fodder.

I pray that your eyes be opened and that the dark oppressive spirit that lives in your tongue is cast down and his assignment canceled in the name of Jesus the Christ.

Do you enjoy hijacking people's threads to boost your own ego?
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Well, the witnesses have said all they meant to, finished some time ago actually. Hope you've followed in your own way before this time.
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Awesome chuckle

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