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May 21,2011 JUDGMENT DAY BIBLE GUARANTEES IT !!!

 
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No one knows the day or hour.
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BULLSHIT......

I am a real christian which means I think the mainstream church is bullshit.....

let me quote this you peice of shit false prophet slanderer

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" (Matthew 24:36)

so tell your mortal pastor who knows this to go fuck himself in the name of god.. for your pastor works for satan and I pray you find the truth before you burn in hell

be safe and god bless
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When it doesn't happen, Please leave this site FOREVER!
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If he is so convinced then I wonder if he will give me all his money since he won't need it anymore,
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So... when May 21 comes and goes with no incident, Christianity is rendered bs? Here, since you'll be going away to live with the lord, mind signing over your house and bank accounts to me? After all, you won't need them.
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No one knows the day or hour.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


Preach it!
The Truth About Thread: The FINAL EVENTS Of Bible Prophecy

"We here are of the conviction that the papacy is the seat of the true and real Antichrist." - Martin Luther (Aug. 18, 1520)

"While God has given ample evidence for faith, He will never remove all excuse for unbelief. All who look for hooks to hang their doubts upon will find them. And those who refuse to accept and obey God's Word until every objection has been removed, and there is no longer an opportunity for doubt, will never come to the light" (The Great Controversy, p. 527).

"Jesus did not come to change the law, but he came to explain it, and that very fact shows that it remains, for there is no need to explain that which is abrogated." - Charles Spurgeon

"Jesuit Adam Weishaupt established the modern version of the Illuminati specifically to be a front organization behind which the Jesuits could hide. After being formally abolished by Pope Clement XIV in 1773, the Jesuits used the Illuminati and other organizations to carry out their operations. Thus, the front organizations would be blamed for the trouble caused by the Jesuits."
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dumbass to the MAX!!!



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There are 2 kinds of people in this world.

ME, and everyone else!!
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BULLSHIT......

I am a real christian which means I think the mainstream church is bullshit.....

let me quote this you peice of shit false prophet slanderer

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" (Matthew 24:36)

so tell your mortal pastor who knows this to go fuck himself in the name of god.. for your pastor works for satan and I pray you find the truth before you burn in hell

be safe and god bless
 Quoting: NutzMcTaffy


mainstream church made men pussies... Even men in the bible handled their shit... now to the real..... I do believe the rapture is soon I don't think I will see " Death" I'm 28 But god did give us signs to look for and alot of those signs are here.. but NO MAN knows the exact date of the Rapture... how can this can deny straight bible.. come on..
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camping is in no way "mainstream" nor are his teschings orthodox -- his eschatology is only a piece of what's wrong. he is a false teacher.

love rb
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I like his theory. He's probably off by days, weeks or months
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I like his theory. He's probably off by days, weeks or
months
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


or 4 years.

The two witnesses will testify in Jerusalem
to the god of this world for 3 1/2 years.
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Last Edited by NutzMcTaffy on 02/17/2011 09:54 PM
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I like his theory. He's probably off by days, weeks or
months
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


or 4 years.

The two witnesses will testify in Jerusalem
to the god of this world for 3 1/2 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 311438


3 1/2 years after the rapture after the anti christ is killed the rises and reveals himself to be god.. then the witnesses appear in the holy land
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No one knows the day or hour.
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I like his theory. He's probably off by days, weeks or
months
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


or 4 years.

The two witnesses will testify in Jerusalem
to the god of this world for 3 1/2 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 311438


You know the trib takes starts when the AC makes the peace treaty, but then we would know the exact date if it's 3/5 years after that. So, I find the mid or post trib hard to believe. The treaty creates a timetable. Anything before then would still be a surprise.
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I like his theory. He's probably off by days, weeks or
months
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


or 4 years.

The two witnesses will testify in Jerusalem
to the god of this world for 3 1/2 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 311438


3 1/2 years after the rapture after the anti christ is killed the rises and reveals himself to be god.. then the witnesses appear in the holy land
 Quoting: NutzMcTaffy


That's pre trib teaching;

that is only found in Scofield's margin notes,
not found in God's Word.
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I meant 3.5 not 3/5
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That's pre trib teaching;

that is only found in Scofield's margin notes,
not found in God's Word.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 311438


The Scofield Reference Bible assigns
Matthew 24 to Israel???? What??

That's why Scofield invented a secret
rapture for The Christians.

He had to get them out of the way.

Read Matthew 24 like The Lord
is actually talking to "you".

Matthew 24 and Revelation 6 run parallel.

Matthew 24:29 and Revelation 6:12
are the same event.
"sun" turned to darkness
"moon" doesn't give her light
Day of The Lord
Rapture/Believers gathered unto The Lord.

End of Tribulation

Wrath begins.
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No one knows the day or hour.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


Preach it!
 Quoting: A Voice In The Wilderness


yes. amen(so be it). but he did say not to be ignorant of the signs, soooooooooooooooooooo many.

please breathren, DONT DATE SET.ITS LIKE THE BOY THAT CRY'S WOLF SYNDROME.
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You know the trib takes starts when the AC makes the peace treaty, but then we would know the exact date if it's 3/5 years after that. So, I find the mid or post trib hard to believe. The treaty creates a timetable. Anything before then would still be a surprise.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1264708


The 5th Seal Martyrdom; occurs soon after mid-point.

Antichrist indwelled by satan.
He will have power to make war with the saints
and to overcome them.
Revelation 13:7, Dan 7:25.

6th Seal; Day of The Lord will follow
as per God's Will, timing and Kingdom purposes.

Not everyone will be martyred.

Matthew 24:22 (King James Version)

And except those days should be shortened,
there should no flesh be saved:
but for the elect's sake
those days shall be shortened.

God Bless His Word
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Which book, chapter, and verse has that date in it specifically???

Ohhhh.... None of them do....

Does the phrase "There is one born every minute?" mean anything to you?

How abut "gullible nitwit"???

Try thinking for yourself for a change, it's what Jesus really wanted you to do....
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This is my son's 13th birthday. Teenage doom.
Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Matt 24:34
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This is my son's 13th birthday. Teenage doom.

 Quoting: pintobean


God Bless your son.
God Bless you and your family.

God Bless GLP seekers.

In The Lord Jesus's Precious Name.

Amen.
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false prophet
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This is my son's 13th birthday. Teenage doom.
 Quoting: pintobean


Wow, he still looks like a baby. sockpuppet
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This is my son's 13th birthday. Teenage doom.
 Quoting: pintobean


Wow, he still looks like a baby. sockpuppet
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haha. That's my youngest baby.
Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Matt 24:34
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I had a friend who was sickly and frail.She would constantly tell me the rapture was about to happen.It was a very awkward situation. Turned out her personal rapture was about to happen. Harold kinda reminds me of her.
I am standing for my convictions just as you are standing for yours. So no need for either of us to take offense.
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BULLSHIT......

I am a real christian which means I think the mainstream church is bullshit.....

let me quote this you peice of shit false prophet slanderer

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" (Matthew 24:36)

so tell your mortal pastor who knows this to go fuck himself in the name of god.. for your pastor works for satan and I pray you find the truth before you burn in hell

be safe and god bless
 Quoting: NutzMcTaffy


whats the truth?
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BULLSHIT......

I am a real christian which means I think the mainstream church is bullshit.....

let me quote this you peice of shit false prophet slanderer

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" (Matthew 24:36)

so tell your mortal pastor who knows this to go fuck himself in the name of god.. for your pastor works for satan and I pray you find the truth before you burn in hell

be safe and god bless
 Quoting: NutzMcTaffy


mainstream church made men pussies... Even men in the bible handled their shit... now to the real..... I do believe the rapture is soon I don't think I will see " Death" I'm 28 But god did give us signs to look for and alot of those signs are here.. but NO MAN knows the exact date of the Rapture... how can this can deny straight bible.. come on..
 Quoting: NutzMcTaffy

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No rapture sorry. Show me the rapture in the Olivet Discourse Matt 24. Show me.
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It's funny because it's not happening on May 21.
Or ever.
Face it. It's not gonna happen.
And even if it would, I guarantee everyone would be going to 'hell' because everyone 'sins'
Like me. I believe in gay marriage. I hang out with gay friends. I myself am not gay though. But the churches believe it's wrong, so of course it's wrong, right? Because they're right SO OFTEN.
I don't see why churches believe the crap they send should be intertwined with everything in everyone's life. There's a little thing called 'freedom of religion.'
Research it.

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