Do you think that there will be booby traps for the Iran warships in the Suez Canal? Cannons that shoot evil mummies on board who come to life?

If the Iran warships go through the canal, do you think that there will be a secret booby traps that shoot mummies at them? Since they are going into something sacred in Egypt like the pyramids (the canal)maybe there will be ancient booby traps down there that nobody has set off for centuries and since Iran sent their boats they will trigger these and evil mummies will be shot at them and eat them or something. Do you think this might happen? Everytime people enter Egypt, there are always booby traps and curses. You need a special passport just to get past the flying dart room.