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There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?

 
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There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Had a NDE. A Ghost visited me asked me "how brave are you?" then vanished right before my eyes.

How do I get the Ghost out of my body?
1dunno1
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02/19/2011 08:04 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Why not instead of making him leave try to use it to your advantage and trap is monkey ass and drain his energy.
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02/19/2011 08:05 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Induce vomiting.
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02/19/2011 08:06 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
It is causing me problems and it scares me.
Because I don't understand.
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02/19/2011 08:06 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Why not instead of making him leave try to use it to your advantage and trap is monkey ass and drain his energy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220893


how would you drain his energy
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02/19/2011 08:08 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Mention the name of Jesus and see if it goes away.
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02/19/2011 08:11 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Get on disablity for your mental condition and never work again.
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02/19/2011 08:11 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Why not instead of making him leave try to use it to your advantage and trap is monkey ass and drain his energy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220893


how would you drain his energy
 Quoting: crazy 1271153


Well to me it being inside is saying that its connected to you right?

It asked you if you where brave. You need to fight it.
You need to explode and unleash a shitton of energy. think exersise like your on crystal meth(dont do meth tho its bad..ewww) dont let yourself sleep and go into deep concentration on bringing the ghost out. You have to visualize it on its own realm.

sounds silly but get some good high tempo binurals freak out and go after its ass.
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02/19/2011 08:11 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
A plastic bag and a shoelace oughta get that ghost out of your body.
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02/19/2011 08:12 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
What makes you think just because you had a NDE you have a spirit witin you ?
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02/19/2011 08:12 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
I am a host for the Ghost and I don't know why?

I used to have very long hair and wore perfume, as my daughter says... "I used to smell like lavender" and wear dresses.

Now my hair is short. I feel weird wearing dresses, wearing makeup etc. I wear jeans. I look in the mirror and I feel like I am changing into a man.

Please don't say, go to a church. I don't like religious organisations.

WTF is going on with me?
bebu
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02/19/2011 08:13 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
stop reading those scary GOOSEBUMPS books before bedtime and take it easy on the kool-aid, faggie boy! that should work.
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02/19/2011 08:14 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Had a NDE. A Ghost visited me asked me "how brave are you?" then vanished right before my eyes.

How do I get the Ghost out of my body?
1dunno1
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


what kind of spirit..earthbound, E.T. or evil??we have to know this first to help..
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02/19/2011 08:15 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Induce vomiting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 929269


This is the correct answer but the technique used to induce vomiting is important. The following has always worked well for me.

Strip naked and step into an empty bathtub. Quickly, as fast as you can, drink a gallon of room temperature milk. I guarantee you will be unable to consume the entire gallon before your system rejects and ejects everything residing in your stomach including the ghost.

You're welcome.
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02/19/2011 08:16 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Maybe its just you that is changing. Dont be afraid..just go with it and learn to embrace it.
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02/19/2011 08:18 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
I am a host for the Ghost and I don't know why?

I used to have very long hair and wore perfume, as my daughter says... "I used to smell like lavender" and wear dresses.

Now my hair is short. I feel weird wearing dresses, wearing makeup etc. I wear jeans. I look in the mirror and I feel like I am changing into a man.

Please don't say, go to a church. I don't like religious organisations.

WTF is going on with me?
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


That is no spirit residing ! wow, seriously, you have just had a change in how you like to look, it has happened to me, I have had no NDE's.
Attention seeker would be my honest opinion.
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02/19/2011 08:18 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
What makes you think just because you had a NDE you have a spirit witin you ?
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I have changed so much. I don't look the same anymore. I don't behave the same. It is not a subtle change. My changes are too radical.


I feel like there is not much of me left and I am hanging on. The Ghost has taken over my life.
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02/19/2011 08:19 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Maybe its asking if youre brave in a "dont be afraid" sort of way. Maybe you shouldnt be scared because its not there to harm you? I dont know.
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02/19/2011 08:20 PM
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what kind of spirit..earthbound, E.T. or evil??we have to know this first to help..
 Quoting: crazy 1271153


I don't know. The Ghost is definitely a man. Sometimes I feel it is helping me...but I am not sure.
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02/19/2011 08:20 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Have you tried a wire coat hanger? Oh, sorry, thought this was an abortion thread.
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02/19/2011 08:21 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
See a personal trainer.
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02/19/2011 08:21 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Rub some dirt on it, and walk it off
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02/19/2011 08:22 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
OP, if you are in your 40's or older, it is called menopause.

You will change the way you think, look, act..etc.

It happened to me as well..just embrace it.

There is no ghost inside you, as this just isnt possible.

Ghosts dont exist.

Dont be afraid, and start taking some natural supplements to help you through this.
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02/19/2011 08:25 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
Why not instead of making him leave try to use it to your advantage and trap is monkey ass and drain his energy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220893


how would you drain his energy
 Quoting: crazy 1271153


Well to me it being inside is saying that its connected to you right?

It asked you if you where brave. You need to fight it.
You need to explode and unleash a shitton of energy. think exersise like your on crystal meth(dont do meth tho its bad..ewww) dont let yourself sleep and go into deep concentration on bringing the ghost out. You have to visualize it on its own realm.

sounds silly but get some good high tempo binurals freak out and go after its ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220893


well I hope that helps the op..ha.ha.
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02/19/2011 08:25 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
What makes you think just because you had a NDE you have a spirit witin you ?
 Quoting: MBANNed 1270473


I have changed so much. I don't look the same anymore. I don't behave the same. It is not a subtle change. My changes are too radical.


I feel like there is not much of me left and I am hanging on. The Ghost has taken over my life.
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


Do not be afraid and do not try and fight evil. Just love it!!! Evil can't fight love. Tell it 'Get behind me" it will go into your spine and lay dormant.
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02/19/2011 08:27 PM
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It asked you if you where brave. You need to fight it.
You need to explode and unleash a shitton of energy. think exersise like your on crystal meth(dont do meth tho its bad..ewww) dont let yourself sleep and go into deep concentration on bringing the ghost out. You have to visualize it on its own realm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1220893



I don't do drugs so I don't know what you mean by that.
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02/19/2011 08:27 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
what kind of spirit..earthbound, E.T. or evil??we have to know this first to help..
 Quoting: crazy 1271153


I don't know. The Ghost is definitely a man. Sometimes I feel it is helping me...but I am not sure.
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


how is your body changing...can you describe..if your for real on this,then this is really important..sometimes change is not so good...some spirits can mimic there voice to be male or female????
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02/19/2011 08:28 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
what kind of spirit..earthbound, E.T. or evil??we have to know this first to help..
 Quoting: crazy 1271153


I don't know. The Ghost is definitely a man. Sometimes I feel it is helping me...but I am not sure.
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


I have researched the paranormal for many years, I have taken many photo's and can discount many ( especially the popular dust/moisture orbs ). I have also had my own personal experiences that makes me a believer, although a skeptikal believer because some of the shit people try to show as 'proof' is almost laughable.
You are not giving any information to help us believe you, you don't have to prove anything to anyone on here, yet you have chosen to make your problem public, so give us more detail so we can aide you/believe you.
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02/19/2011 08:29 PM
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What makes you think just because you had a NDE you have a spirit witin you ?
 Quoting: MBANNed 1270473


I have changed so much. I don't look the same anymore. I don't behave the same. It is not a subtle change. My changes are too radical.


I feel like there is not much of me left and I am hanging on. The Ghost has taken over my life.
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


Do not be afraid and do not try and fight evil. Just love it!!! Evil can't fight love. Tell it 'Get behind me" it will go into your spine and lay dormant.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 1240317


OMG!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA ...HA HA HA HA
Ghost (OP)
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02/19/2011 08:31 PM
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Re: There is a Ghost living inside my body...how do I get it to leave?
There is no ghost inside you, as this just isnt possible.

Ghosts dont exist.

Dont be afraid, and start taking some natural supplements to help you through this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1217642


thx for the advice :)

I never considered Ghosts to be real. Never thought about it really, but a Ghost DID visit me and speak to me and now I do think Ghosts exist. I didn't even think about stuff like Ghosts b4.

Yanno, I had an experience and it has challenged everything I have ever believed.
peace
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what kind of spirit..earthbound, E.T. or evil??we have to know this first to help..
 Quoting: crazy 1271153


I don't know. The Ghost is definitely a man. Sometimes I feel it is helping me...but I am not sure.
 Quoting: Ghost 1270683


I have researched the paranormal for many years, I have taken many photo's and can discount many ( especially the popular dust/moisture orbs ). I have also had my own personal experiences that makes me a believer, although a skeptikal believer because some of the shit people try to show as 'proof' is almost laughable.
You are not giving any information to help us believe you, you don't have to prove anything to anyone on here, yet you have chosen to make your problem public, so give us more detail so we can aide you/believe you.
 Quoting: MBANNed 1270473


THANK YOU!!!! the op says his or her body is changing....are you familiur(spelling) with ET spirits...I am and they will change your body...if you want some real suggestions you really do have to tell us more or no one will believe you...give it a try...this is the perfect site for it

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