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For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..

 
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For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
They actually appear today?


Anyone can claim to be a prophet and god nowadays using science and technology.


How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?


NO FUCKING WAY!
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[link to www.godchecker.com]

3,700 to choose from. Pick uh god..any god.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
well, your profanity notwithstanding, the way to detect true from false prophets, is what the bible teaches on how to detect false prophets and false teachers

"In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have
made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their
destruction has not been sleeping.

14 With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the
unstable; they are experts in greed--an accursed brood!

15 They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of
Balaam son of Beor, who loved the wages of wickedness.

16 But he was rebuked for his wrongdoing by a donkey--a beast without
speech--who spoke with a man's voice and restrained the prophet's madness.

17 These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm.
Blackest darkness is reserved for them.

18 For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful
desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping
from those who live in error.

19 They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of
depravity--for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
2 Peter 2:13-19 is one example
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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It's called self-awareness, you nobhead
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Okay, I will bite

We will know because he will come in the clouds as KING OF KINGS and defeat those that are in battle. He will come with all HIS saints in Heaven.
Matthew: 4And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

then on to Matthew: 30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
They actually appear today?


Anyone can claim to be a prophet and god nowadays using science and technology.


How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?


NO FUCKING WAY!
 Quoting: ShadowFox


Hello OP-

Is everyone in Malaysia mentally challenged or are you just uniquely special?
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?

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Thats easy... silly ...Jesus will be wearing his Jesus sandals happydanceangel4
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
It's actually a good question, OP...

Many Christians believe Jesus will return to earth and setup a 1000 year kingdom. This is not however what the Bible says.

The Bible says Jesus returns and reigns for 1000 years. However, that all his people return with him to heaven for the 1000 years. Then there is a return to create a new earth.

Everyone agrees all will see the second coming.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
It's actually a good question, OP...

Many Christians believe Jesus will return to earth and setup a 1000 year kingdom. This is not however what the Bible says.

The Bible says Jesus returns and reigns for 1000 years. However, that all his people return with him to heaven for the 1000 years. Then there is a return to create a new earth.

Everyone agrees all will see the second coming.
 Quoting: moonbeam 1269514


The bible explicitly says the kingdom Jesus sets up is 1000 years ...six times in Revelation 20:2-7, the millennial kingdom is specifically said to be 1000 years in length.

he Bible speaks of the conditions during the millennium as a perfect environment physically and spiritually. It will be a time of peace (Micah 4:2-4; Isaiah 32:17-18), joy (Isaiah 61:7, 10), comfort (Isaiah 40:1-2), and no poverty or sickness (Amos 9:13-15; Joel 2:28-29). The Bible also tells us that only believers will enter the millennial kingdom. Because of this, it will be a time of complete righteousness (Matthew 25:37; Psalm 24:3-4), obedience (Jeremiah 31:33), holiness (Isaiah 35:8), truth (Isaiah 65:16), and fullness of the Holy Spirit (Joel 2:28-29). Christ will rule as king (Isaiah 9:3-7; 11:1-10), with David as regent (Jeremiah 33:15-21; Amos 9:11). Nobles and governors will also rule (Isaiah 32:1; Matthew 19:28), and Jerusalem will be the political center of the world (Zechariah 8:3).

dunno why you say "This is not however what the Bible says" when of course it does

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"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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Okay, I will bite

We will know because he will come in the clouds as KING OF KINGS and defeat those that are in battle. He will come with all HIS saints in Heaven.
Matthew: 4And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

then on to Matthew: 30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

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So he will be arriving in a spaceship then?
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
Okay, I will bite

We will know because he will come in the clouds as KING OF KINGS and defeat those that are in battle. He will come with all HIS saints in Heaven.
Matthew: 4And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

then on to Matthew: 30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240471


So he will be arriving in a spaceship then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138063


Why would you need a spaceship to take souls. It won't be flesh.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
If we will see him in the clouds, then are we not fleshy? What does he need souls for? What if I'm not ready to hand mine over?
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
well, your profanity notwithstanding, the way to detect true from false prophets, is what the bible teaches on how to detect false prophets and false teachers

"In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have
made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their
destruction has not been sleeping.

14 With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the
unstable; they are experts in greed--an accursed brood!

15 They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of
Balaam son of Beor, who loved the wages of wickedness.

16 But he was rebuked for his wrongdoing by a donkey--a beast without
speech--who spoke with a man's voice and restrained the prophet's madness.

17 These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm.
Blackest darkness is reserved for them.

18 For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful
desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping
from those who live in error.

19 They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of
depravity--for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
2 Peter 2:13-19 is one example
 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts


Man I really like what you have to say, keep going brother,
this is a target rich environment of lost souls
God Bless
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
well, your profanity notwithstanding, the way to detect true from false prophets, is what the bible teaches on how to detect false prophets and false teachers

"In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have
made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their
destruction has not been sleeping.

14 With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the
unstable; they are experts in greed--an accursed brood!

15 They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of
Balaam son of Beor, who loved the wages of wickedness.

16 But he was rebuked for his wrongdoing by a donkey--a beast without
speech--who spoke with a man's voice and restrained the prophet's madness.

17 These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm.
Blackest darkness is reserved for them.

18 For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful
desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping
from those who live in error.

19 They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of
depravity--for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
2 Peter 2:13-19 is one example
 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts


Man I really like what you have to say, keep going brother,
this is a target rich environment of lost souls
God Bless
 Quoting: we will see 1271158


thank you so kindly, we will see. Christ is coming soon and I also mourn over lost souls, many of which manifest their anger here
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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verycold Don't worry OP we will know when the time is right and the Lord calls us. If you would like to know more from a biblical point of view.

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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
They actually appear today?


Anyone can claim to be a prophet and god nowadays using science and technology.


How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?


NO FUCKING WAY!
 Quoting: ShadowFox




God gives us signs. For instance, in Islam, Muslims are waiting for:

(1) The drying up of the Sea of Gaililee

There are several but this is the main one. His return is very very close.
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because we all will feel his energy coming and not his body

After that OP you won't ask silly questions anymore I promise you.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
They actually appear today?


Anyone can claim to be a prophet and god nowadays using science and technology.


How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?


NO FUCKING WAY!
 Quoting: ShadowFox


Don't be so sure of yourself. You are more likely than a Christian to fall for a fake Jesus. It looks like many will and you aren't prepared for the deception.
Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers (Eph. 4:29)
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
They actually appear today?


Anyone can claim to be a prophet and god nowadays using science and technology.


How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?


NO FUCKING WAY!
 Quoting: ShadowFox


I can't stop being in the Presence. I have no place to go, no place to hide. Religions will drain away the paths available on the sojourn and lead you into dead end after dead end, accomplishing the intent.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
These post are not answering the question. You state what is already known and talked about.

It is real because the truth is real. Look at the ten commandments if people would honor it and obey it there would be no coruption. There is much more in that big bible that is real like james 5.

1 Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5 You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. 6 You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.
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Re: For all the religitards.. how would you even know your prophet/god is real if..
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Anyone can claim to be a prophet and god nowadays using science and technology.


How the fuck would you know if Jesus even came to earth?


NO FUCKING WAY!
 Quoting: ShadowFox


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