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I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...

 
Anonymous Coward
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I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...
or a window to throw it out of.

I can't find a job and I'm about ready to be evicted...which means I'll be homeless :(

Are any of you piss poor also?
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02/21/2011 10:24 AM
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hfI hope things turn around for you.
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02/21/2011 10:26 AM
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you can check into a FEMA camp
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And that makes you a very dangerous lady with nothing to lose.pokermacgun
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Maybe Russ can hire you at Niagara Falls gift shop...you could hand out calendars and stay in the motel maybe :)
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Re: I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...
or a window to throw it out of.

I can't find a job and I'm about ready to be evicted...which means I'll be homeless :(

Are any of you piss poor also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055


Call social services, go through the red tape. There's a shitload of that red tape, and most homeless don't bother. The depression doesn't help either. You'll probably be homeless for a bit, don't be scared. Bring a towel, wear two pairs of pants and keep the money in the inner pair that you get. Wear what you need, don't carry anything in bags. A car and a mobile phone are your best friends if you can hang onto those. Never sell your car first if your money's going downhill. A car means a safe place to sleep, and mobility. A phone means internet/email and continued search for a job.

Safe places to sleep are:

Libraries (also a good place to surf the internet job boards, keep in touch with family, and read books.)
Fast food bathrooms (you'll get kicked out, but they won't get wise to you for awhile)
Subways
Homeless shelters.
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Re: I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...
or a window to throw it out of.

I can't find a job and I'm about ready to be evicted...which means I'll be homeless :(

Are any of you piss poor also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055


Call social services, go through the red tape. There's a shitload of that red tape, and most homeless don't bother. The depression doesn't help either. You'll probably be homeless for a bit, don't be scared. Bring a towel, wear two pairs of pants and keep the money in the inner pair that you get. Wear what you need, don't carry anything in bags. A car and a mobile phone are your best friends if you can hang onto those. Never sell your car first if your money's going downhill. A car means a safe place to sleep, and mobility. A phone means internet/email and continued search for a job.

Safe places to sleep are:

Libraries (also a good place to surf the internet job boards, keep in touch with family, and read books.)
Fast food bathrooms (you'll get kicked out, but they won't get wise to you for awhile)
Subways
Homeless shelters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151054

Thanks for the info...but it's too late for me.

I've never had a problem getting a job before, but this damn depression has made it impossible for me to land ANYTHING.

My wife left me so I have no dough. I don't have any family members to help me either.

Fortunately my car is paid for and I have a cell phone.

Unfortunately I don't have the money to keep my car fueled up and insured. Even if I did, the pigs like to harrass people living in their cars.

I'M SCREWED I TELL YA...I'M SCREWED!
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02/21/2011 10:40 AM
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Should have bought gold and silver....you would be throwing hundred dollar bills out the window....



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02/21/2011 10:41 AM
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Re: I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...
piss on the ground.
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02/21/2011 10:48 AM
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It is easier for a poor man to get into heaven that a rich man to go through the eye of a needle ...

So Say Zarathustra
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Soon when ObamaCare kicks in they will arrest you for not haveing health insurance ...
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Op - maybe you should tell us what part of the country you are from and other details?
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Quit voting Democrat and get the hell out of any liberial state. Also if you do move to a conservative state don't be like the idiot New Yorkers flee from the cess pool they created and keep voting democrat in Florida.
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Should have bought gold and silver....you would be throwing hundred dollar bills out the window....



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466168


Most people live paycheck to paycheck. Not sure what reality your living in. What a jerk.
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It is easier for a poor man to get into heaven that a rich man to go through the eye of a needle ...

So Say Zarathustra
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 842983


I guess so. Have you ever tried going through the eye of a needle? It ain't easy.
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piss on the ground.
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piss out the window
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02/21/2011 11:04 AM
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If you aint got nothing, you aint got nothing to lose...
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02/21/2011 11:07 AM
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Should have bought gold and silver....you would be throwing hundred dollar bills out the window....



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norespect
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Where are you OP? If your in Indianapolis Indiana I might have a job for you. Can you carry 50 pounds?
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piss on the ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1272541


I'd rather piss on you.

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Re: I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...
or a window to throw it out of.

I can't find a job and I'm about ready to be evicted...which means I'll be homeless :(

Are any of you piss poor also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055

I can only help one person a day.

Today isn't your day...

Tomorrow ain't looking good either.
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Become criminal
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Op - maybe you should tell us what part of the country you are from and other details?
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Why? Do you want to harvest my organs or sumthin'?

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piss on the ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1272541


I'd rather piss on you.

angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055

For one so poor, you're pretty arrogant, bitch.
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Should have bought gold and silver....you would be throwing hundred dollar bills out the window....



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 466168


Most people live paycheck to paycheck. Not sure what reality your living in. What a jerk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064657


bump
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Op - maybe you should tell us what part of the country you are from and other details?
 Quoting: Native-Alien


Why? Do you want to harvest my organs or sumthin'?

angryface
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055


This place is notorious for helping people in need. More info is required so we know we are helping a true person.
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Where did Piss Poor come from?

Interesting History - They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell . ..... .

Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.

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Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

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Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

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There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: "a thresh hold".
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Soon when ObamaCare kicks in they will arrest you for not haveing health insurance ...
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Soon they will arrest any of us for anything.

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Re: I'm Piss Poor - I Don't Have A Pot To Piss In...
or a window to throw it out of.

I can't find a job and I'm about ready to be evicted...which means I'll be homeless :(

Are any of you piss poor also?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 856055


have you considered checking out the local Salvation Army, and maybe visiting local Churches, do you have a trade, craft or skill set? Where do you live?
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If you aint got nothing, you aint got nothing to lose...
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 1269273


Is that so?

What about my health, dignity, self respect, etc?

stfu
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02/21/2011 11:14 AM
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Where are you OP? If your in Indianapolis Indiana I might have a job for you. Can you carry 50 pounds?
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


I'm not anywhere close to Indianapolis. Thanks for your kind gesture!!

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