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If I Read One More Post Today Blaming the Illuminati for Everything, Im Going to Hurl !!!!!!!!!

 
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If I Read One More Post Today Blaming the Illuminati for Everything, Im Going to Hurl !!!!!!!!!
Quit Scapegoating the Illuminati !

I forgot to tie my shoelace and I tripped and I fell, ILLUMINATI did it !

There was a bad car accident in town today, along with a snow storm, Illuminati did it !

My toilet bowl overflowed today, Illuminati did it !

New Zealand is over a natural fault line that causes earthquakes, Illuminati did it !

I didnt get enough raisins in my box of Raisin Bran, Illuminati did it !

People are dissatisfied with their Government and revolt, Illuminati did it !

My Room Mate ate up all my boxes of Thin Mints. Illuminati did it !

Gimme a break...


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Ive been reading the posts all day long, Someone even dared blame the Thin Mints episode and the room mate beating up her friend with the Illuminati, even the earthquake, its ridiculous.
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Well, I got to vent, and its all nice and quiet..lol
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your right is the Joo's.
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bump

Yeah...it's simple minded shit.
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your right is the Joo's.
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Yes, blame them for everything too,

The Conspiracy sheeple should be all scared, The One in Revelation is the Messiah, the Jews are waiting for, Its not Jesus and he will kick lots of sheeple butt..

Why cant we all love eachother?
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devil6

As always, the devil loves you. Remember man is just a tool. Use him until he is not needed anymore.
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do you not recognize the shills when you see them? only the paid shills would blame everything on the illuminati.
Live the life you love..Pick a God you trust..And don't take it all too seriously...
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your right is the Joo's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273898


Yes, blame them for everything too,

The Conspiracy sheeple should be all scared, The One in Revelation is the Messiah, the Jews are waiting for, Its not Jesus and he will kick lots of sheeple butt..

Why cant we all love eachother?
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


We could, I guess... but it keeps getting vetoed.
"Come, my friend! let us go forth into the field; let us spend the night in the villages;

Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine have blossomed, whether the grapes have opened (to the view), whether the pomegranates have budded: there will I give my caresses unto thee.

The mandrakes give forth (their) smell, and at our doors are all manner of precious fruits, new and also old: O my friend! these have I laid up for thee. --Song of Songs
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Me and you disagree on somethings, but right now I back you up 100%.

Also, I hate people who blame everything on the Jews, communist, Bush, Obama, USA, Russia, or China.
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Quit Scapegoating the Illuminati !

I forgot to tie my shoelace and I tripped and I fell, ILLUMINATI did it !

There was a bad car accident in town today, along with a snow storm, Illuminati did it !

My toilet bowl overflowed today, Illuminati did it !

New Zealand is over a natural fault line that causes earthquakes, Illuminati did it !

I didnt get enough raisins in my box of Raisin Bran, Illuminati did it !

People are dissatisfied with their Government and revolt, Illuminati did it !

My Room Mate ate up all my boxes of Thin Mints. Illuminati did it !

Gimme a break...


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 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Tell the truth OP...the Illuminati made you post this
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Who gives a fuck?
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If the sheople would stop playing the victim and accept self-responsibility, they would begin clogging the hole of disempowerment.
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If the sheople would stop playing the victim and accept self-responsibility, they would begin clogging the hole of disempowerment.
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Yes, lol.. stripped of their hobby, whats left? lol
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Quit Scapegoating the Illuminati !

I forgot to tie my shoelace and I tripped and I fell, ILLUMINATI did it !

There was a bad car accident in town today, along with a snow storm, Illuminati did it !

My toilet bowl overflowed today, Illuminati did it !

New Zealand is over a natural fault line that causes earthquakes, Illuminati did it !

I didnt get enough raisins in my box of Raisin Bran, Illuminati did it !

People are dissatisfied with their Government and revolt, Illuminati did it !

My Room Mate ate up all my boxes of Thin Mints. Illuminati did it !

Gimme a break...


:goat1:
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Tell the truth OP...the Illuminati made you post this
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My Goodness, yes they did !
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do you not recognize the shills when you see them? only the paid shills would blame everything on the illuminati.
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Hmmm maybe, Then note down the ones that agree, lol
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If the sheople would stop playing the victim and accept self-responsibility, they would begin clogging the hole of disempowerment.
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Yes, lol.. stripped of their hobby, whats left? lol
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chuckle
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Who will you blame then?
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Who will you blame then?
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Blame ourselves, Fix what needs fixing, World runs on supply and demand, We have to refine our morals and our tastes.
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Who will you blame then?
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Blame ourselves, Fix what needs fixing, World runs on supply and demand, We have to refine our morals and our tastes.
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Where do we start?

Care to lead an show us the way?

It's pretty dark no, not much light where the moths ca gather, burn an die.

Care to lead M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)?
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Who will you blame then?
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Blame ourselves, Fix what needs fixing, World runs on supply and demand, We have to refine our morals and our tastes.
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


If you want win upon your opponent, it's easy, think positive.

sheep
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Another absolutely useless Air Arm Chair Internet has spoken, Protesting and consulting specialist. Your words are worth absolute shit nothingness.

Empty words, lie farthing in your dreams and the next morning you wake up with a smile on your mouth, but you don't quite know why.

Lift the sheet, and take a deep breath.

And now, try to remember you dream. Not that easy huh?


But know one thing for sure, it's smell like shit in your bed.

Now mediate on day.
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Another absolutely useless Air Arm Chair Internet has spoken, Protesting and consulting specialist. Your words are worth absolute shit nothingness.

Empty words, lie farthing in your dreams and the next morning you wake up with a smile on your mouth, but you don't quite know why.

Lift the sheet, and take a deep breath.

And now, try to remember you dream. Not that easy huh?


But know one thing for sure, it's smell like shit in your bed.

Now mediate on day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040


Now mediate on that.
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Who will you blame then?
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Blame ourselves, Fix what needs fixing, World runs on supply and demand, We have to refine our morals and our tastes.
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Where do we start?

Care to lead an show us the way?

It's pretty dark no, not much light where the moths ca gather, burn an die.

Care to lead M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040



Yes ! With all my heart ! I was born with the Philosophers Stone naturally, Im a Magen David. It is my destiny to one day lead. =)

I have my teachings as part of my blog, (link in sig) and Ill be ready soon . Im in the waters of MEM right now, just a little longer in my Alchemical work. Then the Little Emperor will be born, =)
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Who will you blame then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040


Blame ourselves, Fix what needs fixing, World runs on supply and demand, We have to refine our morals and our tastes.
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Where do we start?

Care to lead an show us the way?

It's pretty dark no, not much light where the moths ca gather, burn an die.

Care to lead M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040



Yes ! With all my heart ! I was born with the Philosophers Stone naturally, Im a Magen David. It is my destiny to one day lead. =)

I have my teachings as part of my blog, (link in sig) and Ill be ready soon . Im in the waters of MEM right now, just a little longer in my Alchemical work. Then the Little Emperor will be born, =)
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Good luck with that. I hope you sell a lot of t-shirts and DVD's.

Maybe a book... Who...

Wish you the best!
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Another absolutely useless Air Arm Chair Internet has spoken, Protesting and consulting specialist. Your words are worth absolute shit nothingness.

Empty words, lie farthing in your dreams and the next morning you wake up with a smile on your mouth, but you don't quite know why.

Lift the sheet, and take a deep breath.

And now, try to remember you dream. Not that easy huh?


But know one thing for sure, it's smell like shit in your bed.

Now mediate on day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040


Now mediate on that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040



I am working on the Air element next as we speak, for my final initiation,

Most of the time Im positive, I just fought poo with poo today, But most of the time its all with patient teaching.


FIRE

This is our birth and our growing up. the future initiate is often tried with trials and pain more so then their peers, Sometimes a feeling of being "cursed" or different categorizes the pain.

Then they go thru moments of humiliation. And most often a near death experience or prolonged illness. This is the plan of the Divine to burn away the Ego and prepare the Initiate to bridge both worlds. After humiliation, prolonged sicknesses , the initiate might further themselves into a spiritual belief or practice. Being able to see and communicate with the spirit realm might be experienced.

This element is actually a Spring sign cause Jesus was crucified in Spring. In parts of the world with seasons, the buds are struggling to burst forth into a new life. Activity is robust and not one of rest. The Sun light is the most critical here to urge forth the new life.

EARTH

This is the journeying to the Underworld. We think back on our birth and might wish we were never born. But we pull thru and begin to long for the comforts of life once again and think of ways we could help serve humanity.

the Journeying of the Underworld is Venus/Ishtar/Innana discarding her garments and going thru her underworld initiations, Innana/Ishtar was a Babylonian Goddess who sought her lover Tammuz. She also represents Venus when it is no longer evening star

As an evening star, Venus appears in the west in the period following sunset. As she draws close to the Sun she disappears from view in her helical setting, circling the Earth invisibly masked by the Sun's light. As Venus moves ahead of the Sun, she eventually becomes visible again in the east, in her heliacal rising shortly before sunrise.

After the tribulation of the Fire element, fire, and the discard of the former egocentric self, a shaman will then begin journeying to the underworld. The underworld, or cave, is representative of the Earth element and symbolizes the link to our collective past, our connection to the planet, and our inescapable bond with every life form. The Earth element nurtures, it protects. The Earth element is the womb from which all life comes. From plants, to plankton, to an eagles egg, to grasshoppers, all life began in the Earth and in caves, where life was protected from the sun’s radiation and life forms began to evolve and emerge.

WATER
Water is the universal fuel of existence; life cannot function without water. To a shaman, the Water element symbolizes growth by feeding all life forms on the planet. The basis of the shamanic journey is empathic healing. By showing tears of compassion for all living beings, a shaman expands planetary health. All living beings want to be nurtured and nourished with water. From Redwood trees, to algae, to killer whales, to frogs, all living things desire compassionate water . By promoting all forms of life and having compassion for all living creatures, a shaman heals the planet. Tears of compassion and love provide growth to the tree of humanity. And as more rings and generations are added, the human tree becomes stronger.

AIR
The final element of the shamanic journey is Air. The Air provides the shaman with a connection to Upper Realms, deities, and gods. By using their psychic abilities, a shaman can transcend the limits of her or his body to communicate directly with the gods and bring forth messages for humanity. Shamans describe journeys to the Upper Realm as a Revelation of supernatural knowledge and insight. The Upper Realms are places of air, flight, and greater perspective. The earliest cave paintings of thirty thousand years ago in France and Spain show shamans flying amongst the stars. The Air element represents a place to gain greater understanding and communicate with the creator deities.

The greatest shamans of the last two thousand years ascended into the Air element after their teaching missions were complete. Jesus, Mohammed, and Padmashambhava all descended into the clouds once they finished their earthly journey. For the shaman, the Air element is the connection to land of Spirit and the Upper Realms from which gods and deities communicate their most important messages for humanity. It is into the Air element, that the most powerful shamans ascend once their missions are complete.

The journey of the shaman is the symbolic journey of creation, the metaphor for the evolution of the human machine. The journey first begins with the destruction of the self and ego through the ritual initiation of the Fire Element. The next step on the shaman’s journey is the voyage to understand the Earth element. By developing a connection with all living things, a shaman can understand that all life on Earth is linked together. By exposure to the symbols of the collective past, and the Jungian archetypes of the collective subconscious, a shaman develops and perfects her or his psychic abilities with the help of the Earth.

The shaman then journeys to the land of the Water element to learn compassion. By shedding tears of love and compassion for all living beings, the shaman begins to use her healing abilities to heal the planet. The final journey of the shaman is the voyage the land of the Air Element. Amongst the clouds, skies, and further into the cosmos, a shaman journeys to develop a relationship with deities. After the final realization and a complete mastery of all the elements in the universe – Fire, Earth, Water, and Air, a shaman will journey into the cosmos to permanently reside in the Upper Realms and live amongst the gods.
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u are part of the illuminati, what u talkin about willis?
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Blame ourselves, Fix what needs fixing, World runs on supply and demand, We have to refine our morals and our tastes.
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Where do we start?

Care to lead an show us the way?

It's pretty dark no, not much light where the moths ca gather, burn an die.

Care to lead M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1242040



Yes ! With all my heart ! I was born with the Philosophers Stone naturally, Im a Magen David. It is my destiny to one day lead. =)

I have my teachings as part of my blog, (link in sig) and Ill be ready soon . Im in the waters of MEM right now, just a little longer in my Alchemical work. Then the Little Emperor will be born, =)
 Quoting: EDWARD . M. DEW.( ALCHEMIST)


Good luck with that. I hope you sell a lot of t-shirts and DVD's.

Maybe a book... Who...

Wish you the best!
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LOL.. more than that, I have politics in my chart. =) I have travel and influence and healing....

I know all about astrology, It reveals all.
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u are part of the illuminati, what u talkin about willis?
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Indeed, If only a candle flicker..=) The real Masters are thousands of years old and like the everlasting flame. the teachings go even further back..If it can be called a Faith, its my faith, If it can be called a vision, Its my Vision.

Who is the Head of My Order? God is.

Adam Weishaupt stated that Jesus was the Head of the Order. As a great Gnostic Teacher, Jesus was very meaningful.

As a Science, Physics knows the way we are to go, Time is like a funnel. We are currently falling into the tight neck as we speak, When we flow thru we will be at a new Foundation.

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