Quit Scapegoating the Illuminati !

I forgot to tie my shoelace and I tripped and I fell, ILLUMINATI did it !

There was a bad car accident in town today, along with a snow storm, Illuminati did it !

My toilet bowl overflowed today, Illuminati did it !

New Zealand is over a natural fault line that causes earthquakes, Illuminati did it !

I didnt get enough raisins in my box of Raisin Bran, Illuminati did it !

People are dissatisfied with their Government and revolt, Illuminati did it !

My Room Mate ate up all my boxes of Thin Mints. Illuminati did it !

Gimme a break...